.: Bruised and Broken :.

oh . and as i was saying yesterday before i was so rudely interrupted by the darned black-out , THANKS A MILLION GAZILLION TIMES , ZOE! my saviour . omg . nik is so biased ! i asked (begged , implored) him to halve my debt but he always rudely brush it off with a no . then zoe ask him and he immediately agreed ! this is so unfair can . trained with her yest . thanks for the company . hope you didn't get into trouble with your teacher . :P thanks . love ya babe . hAHA .

my tuition teacher just finished swimming when the black-out occurred ! she was in the toilet then she say she thought the guards off the light or smth similar , oh and hAHA she screamed ! funny man . damned printer spoil la . can't print the sch ntls prog . yj say james swimming fly . i didn't see his name .. yet . :P
ohwells. print later lo.

hA . well . heck . it's time for a resurrection .. so WAKEY blog , WAkEY ! *grabs and shakes blog* i'm trying to revive my blog . it has fainted becos of the hazy hols . eH . hAHA . well . lotsa stuff happened . i'll forgo and forget the unpleasant unhappy nauseating crummy wretched afflicted melancholic (you get the idea) stuff that happened . it happened once too many though . *grimaces* hEh . wotever . i'm over it . hell . am i ? many things that have happened are beyond my (ok , OUR) control . we're hapless to do anything to prevent it from happeng . so DON"T GIVE A _______ (fill in the blanks . i'll prefer FCUK) ABOUT IT ! hEHE . at least try to , right ? :P

i'm trying to remember some of the good things that happen . *Looks up into the dark night sky , scratches head . Frowns* *Ta-Da . Blank* OMG , blank , how can it be blank ? ya , all the stupid stuff that shldnt hv happened clouded all the good stuff that happened . wth is wrong with the world . Damn haze , get away , you're clouding my vision . yes yes ok . i knw . i'll stop . yea , stop my bitching . i can assure you that will nv happen again . just a slip of the tongue . AHEMS .

OK , gd memos , come back . i hv nice chocs here . *tempts* hEh . went wild(x2) wet today . why do they use 2 wild ? it's dumb lo . i hate it . couldn't they have called it the wet wilderness or smth like that ? like wild wetness or wet wildness ? ya , ok , quit bitching , u monster inside my brain . stop forcing me to write such things . you evil demonic nefarious bonzo . * Struggles with the blazing opinionated inferno internally * ya , getting back the hang of blogging after all . *snaps fingers* back to topic . ohya , as i was saying , it was very hazy today . perfect weather . i tot it was gonna rain . :( the sidewinder is super duper funkiliciously cool . it's great fun . try it . knw wot ? wot ? i spent like 30-45 mins in the queue and the darned ride only lasted about 40 secs ? CRAPPISH ! played all except the slide thing . too many goddamned poseur freaks in frocks (it rhymes . sorta)in the Queue . it was real long . i swear . thr was like this (stretches hands apart 700 gaziliion times) many people . ya getting the idea right ? i tot you would . the shiok river wld be even more shioker if there weren't so many damned floats in it . i swear , those floats will drown you before the currents do . and the wave pool was having this comp i think . the waves were super huge and this guy was on a jetski doing stunts . NIce . but when we went to the wave pool , the waves were like so puny , even an ant wouldn't drown . i'm serious . When the jetskier was stunting(hEh) the waves were 5m high (or more) , it was also foaming! unfair right ?

i want to complain . i totally , utterly , fully , with-all-my-soul , hate hatE haTE hATE HATE resent resenT reseNT resENT reSENT rESENT RESENT uncle victor . such a biased fcuktarded freak-in-a-frock . i swear i'll do my own trg and i will nv go trg ever ever again . ASSHOLE!

i hope some kind soul wld donate money to me . i shall be eternally grateful . (if there is such a person : this is to her/him/them) You're the most charitable . you have the Kindest Soul . you are in the ranks of Mother Teresa , Princess Diana . You will be by God's side after death .

i still owe abt 400+ more . i hate you , nik . u tricked me into betting with you right? Arsepig . hEHE . and i hate my mama and papa cos they wldnt lent me money . and i hate Croatia , why nv tell me your skills so gd ? cldnt u hv scored just 1 goal and be happy with it ? and u darned England , you were losing your prowess right ? then just score 3 goals la ! make me lose money , u'd better pay me back . !!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm mad . it was so close lo . i swear i'll nv predict score anymore . i'll just bet win-lose can alrdy . win money so little , also not enough to cover my losses . most of all , i hate UEFA and Uncle Victor! ARGH . uGh .

May 27

.: Tootfcuks -> DEAD :.

bloody hell . super pissed now . stupid shoe thieves . i'll steal your oxygen .
why fight with me over the nike air force 1s ?
steal all the nice ones . just u wait . i'll hv my revenge .
tootfcuks . don't worry . company is on the way .
my mom dad bro are tootfcuks too . i hope my bro drowns in his fatty acids .
his brain has been corroded by the acid . oops . i forgot . he doesn't own one .
not since he was conceived . oh . that's too bad . but i don't care !
aren't you shoethieves glad for company ? more Tootfcuks to join you .
hAHA . go on . cheer . shout hurray .

HURRAY FOR TOOTFCUKS

so far i only failed amaths . 23/80 . nv get back eng and bio . tt's too bad .
but i don't care . pests . i use my pesticide to spray you .
PSST ! PSST ! PSST ! *plop* *plop* *plop*
down you go . yay . hAHA .

stef, tmr wot time is the game ? night i cant . aftnoon , i'll try .
i want those nike air force 1s . don't fight with me over them . u'll lose !
i need info . people, tell me if you knw of any place whr there are nike AF1s !
thnks ! love ya peeps .


p/s tell if only the AF1s are nice . if not , don't bother . i trust your judgements .
p/s sorry late entry . toofcuks (downstairs) offed the internet .
i'm gonna spray them too .
PSST ! *Aahhh..plop* (mum)
PSSt! *Aarrgghhh..plop* (dad)


Today
i can't go out . i'm poor . fcuking broke . i only have 30 cents . and i'm nt going to beg that bloody bitch for money . hear that bitch ! i don't care . i wont apologize or do anything similar . if i'm not going to go out then so be it . i'll just wait for people to come and treat me . if u don't give me money , i won't talk to u . yes , u're nth more than an ATM machine to me . i like my daddy and hate my mom . she's a tootfcuked bitch.

.: Tootfcuked :.

exams are over . got back results . satisfied with them . nt the best but considering the effort i put in , it's gd . hAHA . here , i'm predicting my results :


amaths : 18/80 . hmm . maybe nt tt bad . 26/80 ? or maybe worse?
biology: i don't knw how much it is upon . i guess 57% . gd enough
for me .
chemistry: 76% gd ah ?
chinese: 37.5/70 , 9/10 , 61/80 . high eh ?
emaths: 32/50 , 18/50 . overall pass
english: don't knw upon wot . i predict 65% or more .
geography: 22/30
ss: 28/44

so far , all the papers i got back got better than a pass . so , if you're proud of me , treat me eat coca . very long never eat alrdy . *drooling*
hAHA . oh . 1 more thing . the website has changed . add one 's' behind . yw's suggestion . thanks ya .


Bye bye ms teo . bon yoyage .

.: Pure and Distilled Hatred :.

i don't have the time to deal with people like you . i don't even know you . for goodness' sake , why the hell do you read my blog for ? pathetic loser . u wanta be me ? a million billion gazillion lifetimes later and you may start applying to my 500 dozens secretaries for a form . and even then , i doubt i'll let you be me ! they won't even give you a form . wot's your fcuking problem ? dya know me ? well , i don't knw you and i don't wanta knw you . so pls stop leaving your ugly tag msgs as me . cos i knw fer sure you don't have the same name as me ! Quit being such a fcuktarded poseur . if i ever find out who you are , you're gonnA DIE ! i'll drag your pigfaced ass to the Nile river and chop it off . this is just starting . the end is far away .


p/s : this blog is temporarily closed . that is , till i found out who the moron is .

.: Smiling Criminal :.

exams are sorta startg tomorrow . utter crap . fcuk . i have to study . don't i ? oh . and rmb van helsing and/or troy on sun at 1 can ? fcuk exams . movie more impt . hAHA .

i hate my mother . wot's the point of owning a car if you can't fetch your daughter back from sch ?

Man invented languages to satisfy his urge to complain .

Tootfcuk .

dream car .

.: The World Is Screwed :.

so my momma met dl and ngoh moron today . they talk a lot of crap . and i had to apologise to dl . fcuk .

ngoh : so wot shld you say
me : i won't do it again
momma : and ?
me : sorry

i only liked it when they said i was intelligent . and he threw my socks away . they thought it hilarious

Me : can i hv my socks back ?
dl : i threw them away
ngoh : hahaha . now gt sars so we dont keep them anymore

????????????????????????????????????????

fcuktarded . is it tt funny ? then i also rmb tt smth abt my sis in beijing . then my momma say tt nxt time i will work in india . then dl also say indonesia coming up tt kinda stuff . ain't exactly crap . but i wasn't planning on working thr . maybe i'll try . it looks kinda fun . hmm . now i'm still a lil angry . make tt quite a lil . hmm . this is over . life goes on .


i'm tortured.
i'm screwed for being such a slacker .
i'm failure-prone .
but i shall prove you wrong !
when i succeed in life , don't come begging!

damn doorbell spoil . keep on ringing . crank up the volume !

.: 21st Century Slaves :.

nope . i ain't talking abt us . i'm talking abt real people who are forced into slavery . and that includes all the bigshot countries . don't be sweet-talked by them . it's a farce k ? don't ever believe them . see it for yourself . why else did you think all the fat ugly balding rich politicians all over the world get their bevy of girls from ? they did it to survive . life is not fair . ugly dogasses ( dc dl ) get to live gd lives whilst elsewhr girls children women defenceless are foced into slavery .

ya . then those presidents will come out and say : ' we condemn those human traffickers . they shall have heavy punishment meted to them . blah . blah . blah . '

then they retire to their conference rooms to confer with the traffickers and choose girls and then he'll go back to his bedroom whr his harem will be waiting . this is fcuking crap . life ain't fair . i shall be a human rights activist . watch out u monkey bush , i'll get u .



hmm . my dad is reasonable . he's a great guy . love him . thanks daddy . he talked to me on fri night . and he asked me to just ignore dl . to treat him like a dog whose incessant barking can't be stopped *( becos his brain cells have been artificially removed for his siblings who have more brain potential ) . * i added these myself hAHA . i'm angry with my momma . she don't let me watch tv . then force me go bathe . tt bitch . i will watch spongebob later . i'll bash your brains in . bloody fcuktard . you're so troublesome . always irritating prople who want to spill your guts out and then you dirty the place and don't clean it . how inconsiderate . and i'm not buying you a mother's day present not because i hate you but because you don't deserve one . you ain't worth it ! you're not worth the attention i pay to the one speck of dust sitting by my table , hoping i'll take notice of it . the only time i'll take notice of you is when i want to clean my table and remove you dirty little puny speck from my table . Pest !

fcuking dog . if you confiscate my socks one more time , i ain't gonna tolerate it . you have irritaed me too much . your incessant barking is jarring my ears . i'll call the dog pound to take you in . you be a waste . they'll mince you and u'll become food for the animals in the zoo . they'll have food poisoning after eating you . the remnants of your carcass ( i didn't say corpse cos u ain't human ) will be tossed out . if they birds or fishes or bacteria feed on you , they get food poisoning too . you are the most inconsiderate person . why didn't you take care of your personal hygiene and diet ? cos all the animals worth millions fell sick becos of you . even if u die a gazillion times , you won't be able to pay for the damage done to their intestines and stomachs . you cruel insufferable brute who's worth less than 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cent . eew . your family cringe in shame and disgust at the sight of you .

.: Death To All Who Oppose Me :.

u candy-ass chicken choker .

F, there'll be this gigantically enormous fan facing you , blowin , twisting your face into horiible contortions . then i'll present you this huge shiny mirror for you too see your ugly face and cellulite . your features drowning in cellulite . then you'll shriek and scream and become hysteric . And faint . you dickbrained Cuntfucker ! i'll revive you by drowning you in U's cunt . U will smile at you and you'll smile back . but when fully conscious you'll realise that U's an old hag with distorted features . hooked nose with warts filled with grey slime that threaten to burst any moment . one eye that stares at you unblinkingly . the other eye sewed shut with black thread . uneven stitches . blood encrusted at the stitches . and a mouth that resembles a cess-pit and smells like one too . they'll be wrinkles all over her face with a boil on her right cheek 3 cm away from her nose . pus is pouring out of it into your mouth . U leans down and smiles seductively ( or so U thinks) before biting off your nose . F , u have this vague memory of her from somewhr .
.... That's right . He's/She's/It's { -------- } ain't it your abs fave ? hint: it's a letter of the alphabet .

you'll scream and scream and scream . at the sight of your perfect (nah . only the fugly F thinks so) nose in b/w the crooked yellow rotting teeth and blood pouring down into infiltrating your mouth . the germs start spreading thru your veins . Like a lil scoutgirl with 2 neat plaits knocking on your door asking if you'd like to buy some cookies for some fundraising thingy . when you agree and turn to get money , she'll mutate , knocking down the door and trampling on its recipient . the monstrous dickface will search the house for more bimbotic grub . if it finds none , the person who answers the door will be gobbled up in the monster's mouth that spews forth toxic odorous green gas speckled with red . all your cells hv the intelligence of an amoeba . mind you , tt's 1 amoeba brain shared by billions of cells . they'll all be gobbled up by the germs spreading thru you body . when you come to see the doctor , the doc shakes head and refrains from touching you and even getting within distance of your trail . finding a spot to inject , the doc will stab and stab and stab you with the needle , making pinpricks all over your body as you wail like a demented banshee .
the doctor will inject you with a black bubbling liquid . It's to speed up the deterioration of your cells , retard your death , making it painful and letting you see yourself waste away . and letting the doctor , me , see you suffer . whrby i'll join hands with a group of leprechauns and gargoyles who'll dance gleefully with me . the leprechauns will jab at you with their new weapons - satay sticks - which i gave . they exalt me , i gave them freedom , they pay homage to me , by making you suffer . the gargoyles will swoop down and scratch your noseless face with their piercing tainted with poison claws . you'll itch like hell aft each scratch and will literally scratch your face to shreds . skin hanging and cellulite exposed , the hag comes after you again and hug you . forcing you to masturbate with her . to lick caress her pendulum-like breasts which are 3ft long . she is covered with grime and dirt everywhr . you can see fleas hopping to new territory - you . then you'll scratch youself and her long nails will dig into your back as she sucks you penis . it's as long as a 3cm ruler . unable to feel anything in your 'bush' she bites down on it -hard- to make sure it's real . you howl and slap her in the face . she jabs you in the eyes and you feel your eyeballs rolling backwards . then they fling themselves out and she'll grab them and chew them . hear the sound of slime and soft glass-like cartilage being crunched ? blind , you stumble into a covered trap . below the pit are numerous satay sticks sharpened by the finest smiths - leprechauns . you fall in , impaled on the numerous sticks . your heart , thighs arms hands fingers nails , toes torso pelvis , 3cm dick , stomach intestines colon rectum anus are covered with numerous countless little holes where your infected blood oozes out of them . the gargoyles dump rats , snakes , maggots by the billions inside until you're fully covered . 2 days later , nth is left . not even a piece of bone . you're in hell wandering about , when a pigheaded snaketorsoed dog pelvised pigtrottered animal walks out and taps you on the shoulder . you faint . when you wake up , you're roasted alive on a bbq pit . all around are creatures of similar design , they look at you and lick their lips .

..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

.: The 10 Ways Of Torture :.

The damned cunt-faced moronic bitchslapped by his momma dog . FCUKINF BIASED . how dare he ? he'll die . i swear lord i'll kill him ! wtfcking shit . why he don't confiscate those malay girls socks ? they also wearing ankle right ? unless you're so in love with me that u love my socks so much and hug it to slp everyday ? U Fcukheaded dog-face pansy . wot a pita . u darned fcuking poseur ! how dare u pose as a man ? i know u're a fcuking faggot . ill-mannered pervert . wot a lamentably indecent half-wit . u totally have no brains . not even a fcuking braincell . if u try thinking , all you can do is to frown and wrinkle your forehead into ugly contours like those of a map but not say a single damned word . cos YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO BRAINS . u shithead . having you in my presence is tainting every pore in my body cos u're so fugly . my skin cells shrivel up and die at the sight and stench of u ! how could u do these to the innocent people who haven't offended u ? u're killing us everyone of us . why the hell dya stink so much ? cos u only contain sweat pores and cells ! no other living organism wld go near u . we hv no choice u came near us , poisoning us . we're dying by the dozens . heartless . OH . i forgot . u hv no heart u were born w/o one . u only contain sweat cells aint that just fcuking right ???? Fcuktard !! You are the largest and smelliest shit pile that has ever existed in your stinking world . Ever thought of emigrating and removing one more bit of pollution from the country? u'll be saving all of us ( not that we'll be grateful or kit with u )

anger coursing thru my veins
knocking on all the doors
warning ! warning !
explosion occurring
5..4..3..2..1
BOOM !
Dog-faced leong is gonna get roasted !

*jumps for joy*

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i'll replace your intestines with a 4m long , 17 cm in diameter pregnant python . it's head will be sticking out thru your anus . it'll nibble it's way out , nibbling on your cellulite-ish bums . and i'll sew up your stomach . letting it give birth inside . all the young, once hatched, will start gnawing on your innards . and they'll make their way out , still gnawing , thru your vagina your eyes your anus your ears your nose your mouth .

Take that bitchified fcuktard . see if u'll do tt again . watch your ass .

.: Creature Of The Night :.


bloody hell . fcuking pissed now . my youngerst bro cz is a moronish fucktarded hopeless condemned-to-hell bastard . steal my tuition time slot . then now i can't watch hellboy . i'll make sure he kills you . damn damn damn . if i had tuition at 230, can catch the 415 show . the assholey bro of mine finishes tuition at 430 ! so dumb . need longer tuition . asshole .

bloodied clothes . i hate dc . tt fcuktard . as if i was at fault like that . the other 2 fcuktarded imbeciles in the group weren't the ones talking . wth u want me to do ? hold a knife to their throat and force them to talk ? i'd rather pull out their tongues and feed it to you . raw ! bitch

i'll make lil stabs to your face . disfiguring you . i'll cut you throt ear to ear . decapitating you . i'll slash you body into an I shape . break your ribcages and dig out your organs . disembowel you . let the dogs feed on your organs . and u'll lay there dead . not knowing what had happened . i'll chop off your feet as souvenirs . i'll skin your fat thighs bithc

.: I'm Alive . You're Dead :.



ASSHOLES--> nosey parkers pls fuck off . you've no right to be reading my blog . Fcuktarded morons . if i hear news of you reading it , u die . watch your graphic death here . i'll promise to make it as gory as possible . you'll love it . i swear .

bad-mooding now .

yest blacked-out while i was blogging . wtf . crap timing . beware. i might slaughter you (people responsible) for it. Are you plain dumb or wot ?

cabbed home . met sis on the way . didn't offer her a ride . bitchy . ooh . touchy .

Sometimes you just irritate me
so i want to kill ya .
Other times you rub me the wrong way
so i want to slaughter you .
Hark
those pleasant squeals .
Keep outta my way .

maybe going trg later . feel like thrashing . masochist who feel like getting whacked . call me . 94247527

.: Deformity Rearing Its Ugly Head :.

i'm in dire need of spritual fulfillment . emotional fulfillment is in the works . physical fulfillment can be suppressed for quite a long while more . everyone needs fulfillment of some kind . you ?

Shout To The Lord

My Jesus , My Saviour
Lord, there is none like You
All of my days,
I want to praise
The wonders of Your mighty love
My comfort, my shelter
Tower of refuge and strength
Let every breath,
All that i am
Never cease to worship You.
Shout to the Lord
All the earth let us sing
power and majesty,
Praise to the King
Mountains bow down
And the seas will roar
At the sound of your name
I sing for joy at the work
of Your hands
Forever I'll love You
Forever I'll stand
Nothing compares to the
promises I have in You .


whew . soulful . it blows me away . i really crave fulfillment . i need to do something meaningful . am i wasting my life away ? i have to do something about it . shape it up . be the potter moulding the clay . something worthwhile . life can't be this monotonous right . i feel a higher calling . *looks to the sky*

eep !my free timing is 37.smth
omg . it's so slow . tell me this isn't happening . pls .
Gnarled roots of depression
reaching for me ,
pulling me towards it .
Sinking deeper into depression .
Brick after brick being laid
to prevent you all unworthies
from glimpsing me , reaching me .

honestly . do you think i'm psychopathic ? am i mentally unsound ?

.: Dipping into the Coldness Of Dark Space :.

whew . maths test tomorrow . wot's the topic again ? can't remember .

recap:
sch
home
chi tuition till 7+
eat
slacked
tv
com now

FcukinG UNentertaining day . eh ? man i need some excitement . pls . pls . let the kboxing session be on . pls don't change it k ? hAHA . thanks . first hAHA , imagine how depressed i am . saddened heart . don't bother cheering me up . *dark cloud looming overhead*

HOW LONG WILL THIS LAST ? *groans*
*heartache* eyecandiES , whr are you ?

wot's the meaning of this ?
why do this to me ?
DON'T
i HATE you . tons .
freakin' fcukstrated

.: Are YOU Motivated? :.

ahem . woah . tough talk today . hAHA . so i'm asking myself .. wot exactly am i swimming for ? no idea . why do i go for training ? just to stay fit ? or is there another reason for me doing so ? i can't anwer this questions . i have to think about it . when i have the time . should i just quit and let it be ?

i'm undecided about the 2nd sport . squash or kickboxing ?eh . which better ? today i did home work . *beams proudly* . hAHA . guai or not ? aft tuition today , walked over to jcc . waited for daddy to pick me up . i reached at about 625 . he said he bathing ask me wait at pub . saw unc jimmy too . so i wait then he come out , he sit and drank and talk with his friends . then i waited till 756 then leave . hAHA . not that i mind . his friends are quite nice . order nuts and 100+ for me to eat altho i keep declining . hAHA .

oh . and the most important news : I CUT MY HAIR . hAHA . yay . will show those of u going kboxing on sat . it's still on right ? i think i shld be able to go . *thoughtful look* hmm . uncfmed . cfm on thurs la .

.: Paradise on Earth :.

headed for training today . quite vigorous but ain't feeling tired . hEE . quite hyper in fact . hAHA . fat boy's 'adolf hitler' hairstyle quite nice i must say . recap: at sch busstop . saw fat bro on 985 . so scrambled up the bus . headed home with him . then we raced . stopped at provision shop there . he buy 100+ . i buy chips . then walked then ran all the way home . i won ! yay ! *smirks* hAHA . shall wake up early tmr . feel like going gym . pump weights and stuff . tofu arms . tmd then .


i HATE the name candy cindy or wotever else of that sort . HATE it . just HATE it .


A caged bird , spreading its wings , flew off into the night .

.: Subtle tremors :.

dl is a fcuktarded creep . anyhow confiscate my socks . i'm a naturalist ! that's why i wear ankle socks . saving the cotton plants from extinction . those long socks require more cotton from cotton plants , plants do not have enough time to grow more and soon they will be completely wiped out ! have a heart will ya ? spare a thought for those plants , suffering just cos we need a lil comfort . how cruel ! dl will nv get into heaven for his cruelty to plants . ankle socks require less cotton so the plants will not die out so fast . it makes sense to you right ? hAHA . i'm serious .

i shall plot his death after maths hmwk .

just finish english compre . rather bored . shall cut my hair soon . so hot . wot the hell is wrong with the weather anyway ? moodswinging ? hAHA . rain, sun . heavy rain , hot sun . crazy (!?) hello , we're innocent , pls notice us anyway though we're super dimunitive .

i'm SOO PROUD ! i passed a-maths . only 14/38 people pass . imagine . eheh . i'm such a genius . omg , i'm blushing . hAHA . as if . my score: 13/25 . nothing much to gloat about but considering the number of people who passed . i feel so proud of my accomplishment . hEE . still have to do maths . fcukshit . ain't really in the mood .

.: FCUKstrated :.

my sister the fcuktarded slut . who the hell wants to play with her . i'd have grabbed her hair and slam her head against the door . Hard . if my momma weren't watching . reached home at 545 . no tv to watch . omg . fucked-up momma brought the scv to office then nv bring back . ' momma , u're a *&^$&^%& mothercrapper '. oOh . it's her b'day today . practically forgot abt it . how much worser can i get ? saddening . wells , just wished her happy b'day . tt's all .
oh . and she was so cute today . hAHA . cos just now the subject of molecules and atoms came up . so my bro say a molecule is made up of 2 or more atoms joined together . so i asked him . wot used to join ? then my momma said blu-tack . (?!?) hilarious k . but i'm mad at her . she deprived me of my cartoons .
wot a sadomasochist . man , i love this word .

i'm feeling repressed .
someone out there ,
pls release the latch on the cage
and set me free .

i feel like going to church .

.: Extending my middle finger to the world :.

hmm . doing chem project now . poking twigs into balls ain't exactly my idea of fun . hAHA . i wanna cut my hair ! it's so long now . omg . skipped trg today though unc vic specified must go cos he teaching new stuff . wotever . i want to learn kickboxing/squash . i don't really have the mood to train . uGh . things are quite alright now . btw , sis left . i also want to go !

Your ideal Middle-Earth parents are Aragorn and
Arwen! They are the king and queen of Gondor,
which makes you a prince or princess. Not too
shabby, huh? Youll get to take over the
kingdom someday. Look at you, all
heir-to-the-throne-y! Oh, did I mention that
you are gorgeous? Your Middle-Earth mama is
practically a supermodel, while your
Middle-Earth dad managed to turn heads at
eighty-seven years old. Youve hit the genetic
lottery, my friend! Your last name is
Telcontar and you live in the city of Minas
Tirith.

Your Middle-Earth mama is Arwen Undomiel. She is
an elf but gave up her immortality to be with
your dad. If you do something bad she will
probably lower her head in sorrow and shed a
tear or two, which, although it may not be her
intention, is major guilt tripping. Through
Arwen you are related to Elrond and Celebrian
(your grandfather and grandmother) and Celeborn
and Galadriel (your great-grandparents). She
is also a link to your uncles Elladan and
Elrohir, who spoil you rotten.

Your Middle-Earth dad is Aragorn. Since he became
king he has been going by King Elessar, but he
has a lot of other names too. He is an amazing
warrior and will teach you everything he knows.
Some dads play football with their kids - your
dad gave you your first sword at the age of
three! Aragorn is the disciplinarian, and
since your grandfather Elrond raised him he is
very stern when necessary. Just behave
yourself and you should be fine.

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You are a silver dragon. The rarest kind of dragon.
YOu are noble yet avoid humans as much as
possible. You are the guardian of the
defensless and you rule the skies.


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Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
"May barbarians invade your personal
space!"
You are highly confrontational and possibly in a
bad mood. You would have sworn in this quiz,
if I had made it an option.


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Ghost or spirit: You are a lost soul. Very calm and
sweet, you are often the one who asks: What if?
With a clever mind, you want to explore the
world on a different level. Without the
answers, you aren't ready to move on. You are
most likely very creative and find yourself
thinking things through on a different level.
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.: Grossified :.

skipped trg today . wasn't really in the mood . slept till 8+ . woke up . ate . tried slping again but failed . so came up to blog . omg , i've not been blogging for so long . hAHA . sis going back this sat . tml having tuition . then maybe go town get some stuff for her or play . hEH hEH . the wkend is finally here . sch is getting boring . i'm getting into the 'slacking mood' . pls don't comment on it . quit saying i'm lazy and crap . it's pure confounded crap .

truth is
i'm hardworking (very)
i'm diligent
i'm humanistic
i'm pertinacious
i'm a sage
i'm dexterous
i'm pre-eminent



I don't think you all ready

Graffiti decorations under a sky of gray
This constant apprehension still giving me away
The lessons I've forgotten
Inside of all I've learned
Now I find myself in question
point the finger at me again
Guilty by association
point the finger at me again

I wanna runaway
I wanna know the truth
I wanna know the answers
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind

Paper bags and angry voices under a sky of gray
This constant apprehension won't seem to go away
All my talk of starting over
These words were never true
Now I find myself in question
point the finger at me again
I'm guilty by association
point the finger at me again

I wanna runaway
I wanna know the truth
I wanna know the answers
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind

Gonna runaway, gonna runaway



You have an angry soul! Angry Souls arent always
angry, but they cannot easily forgive and hold
grudges. You probably often get in fights with
your friends and family, and its difficult for
you to understand. When someone makes a
mistake, you dont let go easily and hold on to
those memories. Your very stubborn and your
rage is known to everyone. Though you never
actually mean it, you can say mean things in a
fight and go over board. Many people are
sometimes intimidated by your anger. But you
have many redeeming qualities and those are
that you are quite intelligent and smart. You
would make a good businesswoman or lawyer
because you know how to prove your point. You
cherish the ones around you, and appreciate
life, even though you can complain or throw a
tantrum now and then. The good things is, you
keep your emotions very outspoken, and are
normally a very happy person because all your
rage is let on the outside. Anger is simply a
state, but you, yourself as a person, are
great.


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.: Action Barbie :.

new word from my bro . hAHA . action barbie ! still doing compoS . long way to go . man . still have maths . both a and e . i'm so dead . but super happy with my purchases . sorry all who didn't get souvenirs . Not enough . Real sorry . june, i promise if i go beijing visit my sis i'll buy enough back . shopped quite a lot . fav place: hua wei ta sha . it's super like heeren whr the youths (super funky) shop . nice stuff there . they have like 1 flr dedicated to accesories, 1 for shoes, 1 for bags , 1 or 2 clothes then topmost flr is food . hAHA . s'pore is so hot . beijing is cooler but when the wind blows. Brrr..super cold . u can feel the chill in your bones . ah wells , shall elab later . gotta rush thru the damned compos . ciao .

.: Bleeding Profusely :.

am in china now . blogging on my sis com . relatively ok . enjoying myself ? ya . dad left today . his flight at 1130 . well , bon voyage to him . bought lots of stuff . don't knw real or fake . they say real but i think fake . sis bargain for me so i nt sure . going sight-seeing tomorrow . fri return but i dont want go sch ! hAHA . well, gtg now . don't miss me .

.: Honest Constipation :.

leaving in approx. 18 mins time . hAHA . okay . don't have time to kill twl(tan weeliat for short) . come home then kill him . change of plans . momma say sis maybe have to come back on fri cos her prof call her then she must come back . wth . so maybe coming back with her . ain't sure . thanks for all the gd luck wishes and stuff . don't worry . will buy souvenirs back for u people .

.: Tragedy :.

hmm . okay . yesterday's recap

woke up at 12+ ? hurried down to jean's place . yech . cabbed there le . turned out i was early . DAMN . i hATe You . hAHA . kidding . hmm . momma came fetch me at arnd 5+ ? ya . then went to great world . ate at crystal jade . the xialongbao very nice . hAHA . hmm . then walked around . wanted to buy billabong tee . and well u knw , my shopping expense this month is at the max , according to some looney-tune lunatic ! wth . came home . had tuition .

today : woke up at 6+ . went for training . usual 5 rnds around pool . but was late so did only 2 or 3 . then swam . very tiring ! he is a sadist . then went to bathe . headed home . slept till 2+ . lunched . read the papers . tuition . went grandmomma's hse . momma helped uncle with his com . slacked till 7+ . headed home . dumbass cassandra called at 8 . say go clubbing . wth . u no sch i got sch lo . still must copy the chem crap . uGh . feel like ponning . hmm . if can 'buy' mc frm somewhr ..

anyone can help ? i don't wanna go detention . all the super 'resourceful' people , i know u can help . tell me ! pls . pretty pls with tons of sugar !

.: Eaten :.

hmm . daddy booked tickets today . cfm going beijing to see my sis . yAY . hAHA . skipped training . too tired . no mood . coach suX . i want to be a muay thai warrior ! i want to learn squash ! i'm bored with my life . i think i'll quit training . it's SO SO fcuking boring .

.: panda-eyes :.

tomorow is the annual sports day of cckss . BORING ! hmm . got to rmb to buy chips and all my foodies . went to momma's car to take stuff just now . she locked it with the key and i use the remote open . then the fcuking car alarm sounded .

shitteningly loud !

errhmm . uh . new word ? hAHA .

prob going bowling or west coast after that ? ya . still undecided la . this bunch of fickle-minded undecisive bimbos ? hAHA . *tsk*

hmm . still can't find those purple fuckbands . JEAN . i hate you . ask your friend help me buy le . pls pls pls .

.: my eyecandy :.

cabbed home today . chi tuition tcher alrdy here . uh . wasn't she supposed to reach at 430 ? ahwells . nvm then . tuition for 2 hours cos my fucktard of a sis supposedly had to do research on some 'wot happened in singapore on the day i was born ' crap . well . on the day she was born , i hated her . hAHA . i bet it was only 1/4 true . more like 20 mins research and 4 hrs play ? she's a fucking poseur ! copy me and my boardshorts . act so crazy over boardshorts . ya . it's only an act . a god-damned act ! OH PUHLEEZ . grow up lo .
my latest must-have : oakley boardshorts . very nice and very ex and my mother unwilling to give me money to buy it ! saddening .i hate her .

you have a terrible sense of creativity
scratch that . you have NO sense of creativity
you are a damned poseur
super-retard
pestilence

.: feeling guilty :.

i'm sorry .
but i've sworn off maths
you can't expect me to do well in it .
i know i promised i'll pass very well
that i'll get an A .
but i can't do it .
i really can't .
i shan't lie to myself anymore .
u shldn't too .
today's a maths paper was a total flop .
i can't do most of the questions no matter how hard i tried .
quit deceiving me and you .
you know i can't make it .
leave it at that .

you'll ask WHY?

and i can only say i was born to fail maths , to let you down



yes . i am depressed now . ohwells gotta get my ass moving if i'm going to be on time . ohya . and leeanne's party yest was a blast ! real fun

:: i TOTALLY regret The promise ::


okay . next thing on my to-buy list :adidas sports bra . make it 7
hEh hEh . bought leeanne and steph's prez alrdy . it's WOAH big . hAHA . finally inbox is cleared . well ya . i'm glad most of you guys did well . and those slackers who didn't , pls don't be sad just get on with life k ?

sorry tina . so , did u still go to the honey hiphop dance comp ? how was it ? it sounds fun .

recap : woke up at 11+ . eat . went back to slp till lin lao shi woke me up for tuition . succumbed to temptation and switched on hp . replied 2 msgs ONLY . hAHA . i didn't choose . then off-ed it again . then abt 4pm-ish momma say go buy prez . i wanted to go furthur but she say imm so imm lo . went gm's house first then went imm . after shopping , went jln lorong kilat (or wotever the add is) to fetch my bro . he had a party . then went cold storage and strudel house . yummy apple strudel ! then came home . tuition AGAIN . a-maths CT on mon . *grinX*

leeanne's place tmr . *yAy* hAHA . undecided abt trg tmr . not sure if can wake up .

true case of 'roll eyes'

.: act in conformity of your principles :.

my grandma at my house . she had a tiff with my uncle and came here to stay . many restrictions from now on . but she's asleep now . so can't be bothered but she gave me 10 bucks when she saw me . hAHA . i know i shouldn't be saying this but it's the only good thing about her . yes . i know . i'm unfillial . oh . and i passed my a-maths test . got 21/35 . some applause please . hAHA . i can't read msgs till tmr's 8pm . super sorry . and i hope you all did well . my bro didn't fail . he got 28 or so marks . el b3 the rest c6 . pathetic right ? hA . he had it coming . think he going poly . have to buy leeanne and steph's presents tml . maybe i'll go buy it alone . can't risk contacting u all . sorry .

potluck today . lotsa food . training was super intense . muscles aching . reached club at about 7pm-ish . everyone was alrdy in the pool . we were the last to arrive . ate talk laugh . parents talk about their kids the food and o lvls and all the whatnot crap they always talk about .

Lately i'm such a goody two shoes
that it disgusts me
it's a show .
a facade .
of guai-ness
wish i didn't have to do well/study hard
this is depressing
but i don't want to be a failure in life
this is my chance to shine
to prove my mark
to be on the top of the world
i will not fail


i hate my homeland . concentrates too much on study study study . and no play play play . haven't they heard that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ?
they're restricting our creative juices because if allowed to flow , the juices will swarm over them . drowning them . smothering them . killing them . they want to retain control over us and mold us into an exact model of themselves . hiding our absolutely vivacious unique personalities . making boring models of themselves ubiquitous, found in every nook and cranny of this island .

this the reason why i'd rather study abroad . i feel my talents going to waste , my creativity stifled .

.: 2 more days :.

hAHA . went gym today . some person was staring . but wasn't wearing specs so couldn't see real well . only when the person was at the water dispenser then saw him . thought he looked v familiar . then he left before i could see more . i can remember him now though i don't want to (this was added as an afterthought) i really remember who he is .

yay . 2 more day . well not exactly . 21 more hours . i think . hAHA . well . getting back maths paper tomorrow . sec 4s also getting back their Os . well . theirs more impt lo . LOL . well , good luck to all of u ! hope u all fail ! hAHA . okyx . nt really la . those whom are good to me and i like u will pass ! people like my bro will get 50 points ! :P hmm . well actually i'm lying . well , just hope he gets into poly or his life is ruined . hey 17-yr-olds , pls do well k ? do me proud . tell me your results immediately ! it will be at 230 right ?

hmm . got to remember to buy steph and leeanne prezzies . remind me k ?

and lastly , THANKS CASS . you're my saviour .

.: sinking into self-despair :.

go away . mayhaps this will help . disgusted at how guai i am . lately . SADDENING . but a promise is a promise . what can i say/do ? if i could turn back time , i wish :
- i never made the promise
- i had never known you
- i had stayed in church

but i can't . this is life . you've got to stick with what you chose . and i chose the wrong path . can't turn back . only able to run ahead . outrun all problems . hopefully . well . this is it .

STUCK

.: hit by a DOUBLE WHAMMY :. <-- true

erm . cass ang ! contact me asap !

hit by a double whammy . so true . i need help . don't desert me . got ss test tomorrow . no mood to study . i can only pray . i hate this . myself included . it's all **** fault . i can't name names . this is so frustrating . leave me alone .

teachers = trou du cul . hAHA .

.: you are so passe :.

did some cliches today . hAHA . super funny . cliches are so passe . get it ?
yest's ac carnival was damn funny ! and super HOT . as in sun shining kinda hot . there were hordes of people at the cck train station . then my friend was like if all these people get off at buona vista , i'm gonna kill myself . then on the way there , saw more girls than guys and i was the gals are gonna outnumber the guys by the ratio 5:1 . then she was like no . more like 10:1 . when reached there , there were like so many people . gazillions k ? then she was like all the happening people will be at acjc today . then we started laughing . then she say all the girls go see guys one la . stuff like that lo . guys very nice meh ? see me nicer . met a lot of people . xw, leeanne and terry came later . hAHA . well ya , saw acs br principal got dunked . or one of the ac principals lo . nt very sure . but hecka fun . left abt 440 . close to 5 . take bus to beauty world . at first planned to go cine . but then felt that go cine in acjc tees very weird so decided to go to beauty world and have a drink then head home . then at the macs there , got some guys keep staring at our ac tees . then amanda was like so many anti-ac people . sickening . then i was like i thought a lot of people want go ac ? then she was got a lot of pro-ac people BUT also a lot of anti-ac one . then talked abt sch . she was telling me about the jealous people in her class cos she gt tops in accnts then they all went boo . others win . they went yay . can understand . similar thing happened . jealous of results la . ya . so ks for wot ? fail will do one good . coming tops in every sub is OH so sickening . but if one has brains cannot blame . comparison is no use lo . oh . and i'm NOT repeat NOT referring to anyone in particular . *smirks* yea . i understand jealousy . hAHA . jealous people can be found in every nook and cranny of earth . she took cab home and i took 67 . then on the bus there was this 2 guys talking . one was ugly , the other nt so bad . better then avg
ugly : i hate ac people .
nsb : u talking abt that one ah ? she don't look 17 le
ugly : think she not in acjc la . so young .
nsb : u go ask her la
ugly : why me ? u go

i was smirking my ass off . give up the ghosts 2 bastards . btw , that's a cliche . anti-ac ugly faint-hearted chicken head baboon .

got off the bus walked up the mountain 1/2way met my mum then she say get in go buy rat cage . so i hopped in and ended up buying more than rat cage . bought groceries . then headed home . stank . felt damn sticky . also very tired . split b/w going to sleep and going to bathe . just finished facial . aft this going to do maths and chem . emaths ct tomorrow and can't be bothered . tired man . get off my back .

.: driving into self-destruction :.

hmm . reached home . ate . slept till 7+ . hmm . realised that i didn't go for training . tomorrow going acjc carnival . meet amanda then go with her . undecided to go holland v eat or eat there . hAHA . wot if the food there damn gross ? i'm bored . should i post one of the artworks i did ?

.: you're just jealous :.

you're a fucking unreasonable bastard . i let u bitched at me for 2 days straight and that's already a lot . i don't even care if u get so fucking depressed and decide to end your life . I DON"T CARE . yest was my turn to bitch and u interrupted . today u called and bitched again . you wanna be a fucking bitch . that right ? if not quit bitching at me . find others k ? if u like bitching so much i suggest u cut off your penis and install a fucking cheebye . u like that don't you ? and i'm NOT repeat NOT referring to anyone in particular .

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

man . goddamn pissed at gary . just cos SHE doesn't like him anymore doesn't give him the right to bitch 2 days straight . GOD . grow up pal , love is part and parcel of life . can't stand it then take your own life man . and it ain't my fault . you were the one who liked her k ? and you were the one who asked me to intro k ? get it right . it's your fault not mine . quarrel after quarrel . i need help !

:: i'm going insane ::

.: I hate my mother :.

my mother is a lying fat slut . at first she said she was going to drive to the place . then she say she not very sure , so park at gombak and take mrt . then she changed her mind again ! she said my dad will drop us off there then take mrt home . i/2 way dad's friend called say he at JE so my dad went JE pick up his friend first then my mother said drop us at JE take train down . i was like wth . we'll get there faster if my dad sent us lo . i got a LIL pissed . then she took out my ez-link card and left the rest of my stuff in the car including wax ! i didn't even know.. till we took the train . i felt so naked without my hp and wax and 'wallet' . reached home . she wanted to go buy lock and i was like u go yourself i going home to sleep . when my dad reached home and i woke up , i went down to get my stuff . but only found my wax , couldn't find my hp and carry-all . my daddy and i searched the whole front seat also cannot find . so i went up to ask her

me : where you put my stuff
she: in the compartment
me : wot compartment ? find the whole car still cannot find . you go downstairs find for me
she: go find by yourself
me : i don't even know where it is . how the hell you expect me to find ?
she: in the compartment of the front seat
me : there's so many compartments ! how would i know which . why can't you just go downstairs and tell me exactly where it is and then you can come up to do your stuff right ?
then she slapped me . say i so rude and stuff . i glared at her and slammed the door . then she started shouting again . i went fuck you bitch and went into my room . my dad help me find my stuff . thanks daddy , you're the best unlike some sluttenized bitch . tell me , is the damned whore at fault or me ?

wot a little fickle-minded fuckassing retard .
i'd rather have a mean calculating bitch then a lying sluttenized whore for my mother .


you little fat-faced slut begging for my attention
you're nothing to me
nothing
absolutely nothing
feel my hatred bitch
be afraid
go screaming your head off
no one will bother about you
a puny little life lost in the billions gazillions
cos i'll kill you
with my own bare hands
or
with a borrowed knife
stabbing it into you
wrenching it
the knife in your damned pulsating heart
beats once
twice
and it goes all still
you know why ?
it's becos you're dead
A FUCKING DEAD CORPSE !

i rid society of a motherfucker like you . they ought to give me a plaque of honour and publish this sensational delightful piece of news worldwide . they ought to exalt me and make me ruler of this universe .


:: wallowing in self-denial ::

yeA . i really could do with some help now

i seriously need help

.: City of Sin :.

i'm sorry . i'm really sorry . i didn't mean it that way ! i'm honestly sincerely terribly sorry ! forgiveness is a virtue . forgive me k ? ya . i knw it was my fault and stuff but i don't know wot came over me . posessed ? say you'll forgive me !

training today was not interesting . unc vic think he swim very fast then keep on talking about the paysc people . if he likes them so much , go back to them la . why come here for wot ? waste time only . keep on saying us this not good that not good . i don't want to listen to your 'too slow or cannot make it' crap !poseur .

know wot ? after his damn training i lost 400 grams . uGh . my beloved gravitational pull , don't go ! come back to me ! i hate him . trg today wasn't so tiring , but we had to run 5 rounds around the pool AGAIn .

i am a sinner wallowing in self-denial . i am a skeptical sinner, wary of all .
don't ask me why i said that , just felt like it . after all , we live in a city of SIn . ain't it so so true ?

hAHA . sorry did not blog on fri and sat . fri was too damn fcuking shagged after the damned trg . sat was spent watching the maas after having fun at esplanade . hAHA . started watching from 10 till 1 . 3 hrs ! nt very interesting lo . only liked the part where the black-eyed peas performed . took lotsa pics on v-day . later will upload . days later prob . sorry . got home abt 8+ . started studying at 914 . ended at 1010 . uGh . haven't finished studying . only 1/2way thru geog . then bathe for 40 mins cos bought new lotion and wanted to try out . hAHA . it smells nice .

very pissed at my parents . scolded me for nothing . after they scold me , i went out with tina(it's been almost a year since we went out eh ? march till now . very long alrdy . dear hol friend , must go out with u more during the hols .thanks for rmbing me . i nearly forgotten u . your funniness and all your nonsense . take care . miss you )
she dropped me a msg saying :hey howya..takecare..free call me then we go play k? then i went : ya-sure-how abt now? whr u want go ?i go anywhr gt nice food can alrdy then she was: go taka ? breeks want? then i was: huh-just now go there eat alrdy-but nvm la-go lo-cya there at 715 ? then she was:k..cya..dun b late ah
thanks tintin gal . my parents are so unreasonable lo . got home also never talk to them . but my dad was like don't be so petty . u hungry ? ask suda cook . then i just glare at him and walk off .

still must write some lame english piece . no mood le . just crapshit all over then pass up . hAHA . okyx . really gottA GET MY ASS MOVING ON THE PIECE .

today
hmm . hAHA . check this out . shi hui wrote on her blog :
" v's day is only 2 days away..and i still dun have a date..walao..die la.. "

hAHA . so cute right ? to shihui if u reading: why no date will die ? hAHA . relac la . next year find one earlieer . blog-reading just now . saw so many hilarious stuff . hAHA . realised my blog very boring .
so i shall describe in detail wot happened today . woke up at 625 . went to brush teeth . changed . eat honey stars . got into car . sent my bro first then me then my sis .
okyx . this sux . so damn boring . got funny stuff then i'll elaborate , talk more abt it . hAHA


Feb 08
blogger is down ! crapshit ! i hate this ! damn hell . why ? ahwells . no mood to blog alrdy . btw i'm 'blogging' on my notepad. haPPy belated birthday to xianwei ! hAHA .
happy birthday to u
happy birthday to u
happy birthday to xianwei
happy birthday to u

feb 09
blogger still down . is it really down or does it have something to do with my com ? ohwells . notepad is now my temp haven . hAHA . went training today . damn tiring ! coach is outta his mind ! pressure . did long dist sprints . a lot ! amanda was so damn fast lo . next time we do the 200m sprints , she is given 3min15sec rounds . can and will die ! mine is 3min30sec . not so bad but still can die .

feb 10
okay . this will be a damn quickie blog . firstly , thanks gary . your prez damn 'early' lo . 9-days-late-prez . a first for me . so thanks ! sincerely ! okyx . needa go slp now . tired .

just came back from trg . felt so damn hyper lo . LOL . fly was fun . we did 4 cliq ? (or however u spell it) today ! in other words 4k . actually supposed to do 5 one lo . muscles aching . did nearly 80 pushups can . then 5 rnds around pool . hAHA .
glad i managed to drag my shagged ass to the com . tomorrow gog watch last samurai (NICE!) or PEter pan (ALSO NICE !) also got chi tuition . blog finish will go play then slp .

ahem . plotting to kill sinyee . but have to do eng compo . so crap . kiddish ! now starting to do if there's time , i'll post my death plans . otherwise tml lo .

bored . compo . aft compo . kiddish .
oh and don't ask me why i keep using kiddish . i've no idea either . hAHA .
wells . leeanne asked me go trg earlier . steph wanna prac plunge . okya lo . i also want to . horrid unc vic so kiddish! keep on criticising us . lameass . ahwells . gtg now . still gotta do some 70 words thingy . st one . can't decide whether to write abt fuckbands or my darling blog . btw-i want purple fuckbands !

okyx . quickee blog . have to do compo aft this . reached home at 9+ . today damned tired . cass and rach , ur prez rocks lol . i love the dragon at da back . hAHA . thnks all who gave me prezzies too . sorry i couldn't stay . blame my dad . went great world today . saw vincent ng . the actor . hAHA .damn funny one . cos i was on the downwards escalator and he was upwards , i was facing him and he was facing me then when pass by , i tot he looked quite familiar so i asked leeanne if that person was an actor or smth . then she say yea . then ian go borrow pen and paper want take autograph , smth like tt . he was wearing red with another spiky hair guy also wearing red outside the crystal jade reastaurant . hAHA . lame right ?

okyx . gtg now . hafta do compo .

ahem . thanks raeanne leeanne sis&eddie mum&dad hippo terry jan cass keith matthew gladys yolkwhye eileen huijing&huisi elaine stace sarah lim sarah tay amanda saralynn ray! kelvin nic jess and all the others who wished me happy b'day . thanks guys . BIG THANK YOU ! LOVE YOU PEOPLE! for either b'day wishes or b'day prezzies or b'day wishes and prezzies . sorry ah cass&ppl , couldn't meet u in the aftnoon . meet u guys later . u all clubbing right ? i may not be . fucking broke but if one of u treat ... then of cos i'll stay . hAHA . aft this go bathe then can leave alrdy . hAHA . just got back from turf city . thanks momma n daddy for the lovely meal . hAHa . real full . okyx . gtg now .

my elder bro shaved his head . a fucking bald headed coconut . hAHA

training today was a killer . there's training on sunday and monday in the morning ! i can't wake up lo . sunday training compulsary ! he's going to 'teach' us plunging . aRgh . muscles aching alrdy . hmm . qingying's mum called in the aftnoon but i was in my dreamland-with all the little butterflies , green grasses , rainbowmatic flowers-so i didn't answer . so she called my mum , say that today got voting meeting to choose the coaches we want . this is dumb . our parents aren't the ones having training so wot the fuck do they knw ? should be us kiddos choose , cos we're more sensible .

tomorrow will be the day my sister leaves to go back to beijing . btw , we're also going to my dad's friend's hse for dinner before sending my sis to the airport . my b'day on sunday feb 1 . i'll be expecting those presents so don't u forget .

to be fair , i shan't be having a party at my house . but don't worry i'll be going out with you guys IF it doesn't rain and if my fucktard of a mum doesn't suddenly object and imprison me .

hmm . okay . tt's all for today . hey notice i didn't rant and rave today ? improvement eh ? erm .. are ,my bloggings getting shorter and shorter ?

my maid say she saw a monkey ! hAHA . real anot i dont knw la . wasn't back yet . she say the monkey very big . with a baby . climb onto the tree and eat my mango . dumbass baboonic creature . then she shooed it away and it climbed up the wall , leading upwards to the staircase there . then she closed the door and the windows in case it climbed in . then it jumped onto the neighbour's car porch . then don't jump where then run down the road . hAHA . so crap . maybe it's one of my neighbours who can mutate into a monkey . hmm . i hv 2 new neighbours . *hint hint* hAHA .

i'm tired but my eyes don't feel like closing so i shn't slp . gb sux la . play 1/2way then say gt connection probs . waste my time . shall come blog instead . eh but nth much to blog abt le . shall talk crap then . o ya . btw , check out this webbie:

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it's pretty cool . mix and match animal parts . hAHA . had fun with it . i made a cheepigkey . a combi of a cheetah head , pig body and monkey tale . but can't put the pic here . it's macromedia .

there's ss(death) and chem test tml . no mood to study le . shall flunk them all . hAHA .
tt chem teacher is a real killer man . she's such a fcuktard . she ruins the name of NZ . let me think .. (do not disturb . thinking in process) .. lllllllllllllllll 50% ll
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okay done . slit her 8 fingers and chop off her thumbs . hang her up and let the blood drip . when 2 1.5 litres botlles are filled , let her down and shave her bald . immerse her in acid up to neck level . hAHA . leave her in there till her body disintegrates then feed her brain matter to the fishes .

my laments are done with . i'm tired . shall slp . later i'll be back . hAHA . cya !

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ok . wyn left sg today . 2055 flight . it's official . didn't go to see her off . had remedial till 4? too late to go . i'll miss you ! miss me too ! hAHA . it rained again . frigging rain . why the hell does it rain everyday nowadays ? waterworks man . didn't any angels notice a leaking pipe somewhere ? notice it soon k ? so it'll stop flooding the place and spoil my mood .

sch is boring . okay , that's an understatement . SCHOOL SUCKS BIG TIME

my sis leaving this sat . why is it that everyone is leaving ? will be going to see her off so no maths tuition ! hAHA . once again , i'll miss u . u'll have to miss me too , my dear sis .

depression . saddening ah ? ya . tired . tired . fading away from the surface of this earth . if only i had the ability to do so . that will be just fab .

i'm crappish today . arh . bitchy in other words . just like some spasticated moron . not referring to anyone in particular . i'm done with this world . save for a few stuff that i've nt tried out just yet . egs . surfing . sex . murder . extreme sports . and being a pathologist . well . maybe in abt 5-10 years time i'll be ready to leave .

my fucktard of a mum say if i continue being so 'naughty' she might not let me go overseas to study . wot does she knows anyway ? she's just a bloody dumbass bimbotic airhead . she know nothing ! nothing !

pissed .

hAHA . got this from anma's blog . eh eh . she has a pic of herself with legolas ! it's damn nice and looks damn real lo . check it out !



nice right ? hAHA . went my dad's friend's hse today . woah . his house is damn cool . it's this real old mansion . built before the jap occupation . so it's like there for 60 70 yrs ? creepy ah ? nt at all . it's in the katong area . then during better times , his property was worth a whopping 18 million megabucks . can buy 18 ferraris eh . now it's only 6.5 million . but's it's alrdy sold . and the food was rather nice too . hAHA . think i shall finish up all the food at home . no one else coming right ? hAHA . i go , u don't come . having tuition again tml . just finished maths tuition 1 hr 51 mins ago . hAHA .

Aww . fat bro keeps using my wax . stupid fucktard , buy your own man ! are you that Fucking poor ? u can always apply for welfare ! abt 1/3 left . wot's so nice about his hair ? mine's nicer . my hair's the funkayest ! fake golden hair . GROSS ! go dye your eyebrows too , one look and all'll know you're a fake angmoh . crapshit .

need new bottles of wax . hehheh . momma , wise up , u know wot to do . same goes for clique ! my b'day's coming soon , u knw . thnks in advance ! fling those waxes gels hairsprays my way ! love you to bits ! gary recommended phat hair wax . or smth like tt . it's in a purple toothpaste-like tube . sounds fun . hAHA . eh . eh . c'mon . my b'day's a once-a-yr event too .

tomorrow going daddy's friends' place . man . wth hell is wrong with me today ? i can't type properly . i so pissed . smth wrong's with my fingers . have to keep on gog back to correct my mistakes . this sux lo. dammit .

well . collected $141 today . very little ! fucking pissed at my sis now . keep dumping her trash to me . wtf . ohwells , can't blame her if she dislikes her badtaste stuff and envies me for my ultrafunkaye stuff . and why does my mum keep siding her ? she also say that the trash is mine . crap lo . since when do i do some stupid paper folding shit ? i've gt better things to do . my time is not for wasting one lo . origami stuff is for nerdy fucktards like uknowwho .


hmm . tomorrow is stay-at-home . eh . but supposed to go visiting with clique le . which better ? stay home or go ? cos got people visiting also le . maybe stay home gt more money , cos my dad's friends gt more money ? hope so .

people , don't be so stingy , cny is only once a year so open those wallets and stuff more money into those hongbaos ! thank you !

muscles aching . tomorrow sch 1/2 day . maybe going out with leeanne and co. she nt yet give me a positive reply . shall wait then . new year's eve still must study . boring ! there's chem tomorrow . dratted fat cow . she brings shame to NZers ! ohwells . shan't let her spoil my mood . the s'pore govt is so mean . only give us 2 days (exclude sat & sun) for CNY . china has like 2 wks ? nt sure . hAHA . and worse still , i hv tuition on sunday and maybe tomorrow . ah , blasted stuffies ! =BisH= i hate you !

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Jan 16


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Never say I love you

If you don't really care

Never talk of feelings

If they aren't really there

Never hold my hand

If you mean to break my heart

Never say forever

If you ever plan to part



Never look into my eyes

If you are telling me a lie



Never say hello

If you think you'll say goodbye



Never say that I'm THE one

If you dream of more than me



Never lock up my heart

If you don't have the key



ain't it true ? hAHA . just came back from training . unc victor was so damn angry today . thanks to timothy the quite new guy (mark/marc?) betram and shawn .

finally gave leeanne and raeanne their presents . hAHA . their 21-day late xmas prezzie . hAHA . my one week 0f wearing ankle socks is over .
the horrid faggot will be back . hope he'll ba bitten by a snake , sent to hospital and that the bite may be fatal . yAy . that will be the day man . hAHA .
nth much today . after my 'exciting' wkend , i'll be back with my adventures !

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Jan 12

the bimbotic 'purple' didn't come today . hurray . hAHA . he's such a faggot , can't stand him . he went for some reservice thingy . imagine standing him in the sweltering heat , super tight tee and short shorts . hAHA . and he'll be like fanning himself and stuff . gRoSS ! hAHA . so i can wear my ankle socks , wax my hair as much as i want . i'm enjoying it . freedom . i'm enjoying it .

life is pretty dull now . aft the 'havockish' (havocish?) hols i had , sch life pales a lot in comparison . o ya . yet to tell you my NY resolutions . 11-days late .

1 . Be more guai . if not , act guai also can .
2 . don't piss the teachers off unless they do the same to me .
3 . motivate myself .
4 . study .
5 . play . (but not as much as before)
6 . be a righteous , law-abiding , god-fearing girl .
7 . be young at heart . (i'm growing old!)

swimming training is so boring . uGh . he keeps saying that he's teaching us the correct stroke and blah . somehow , i think that i'm not cut out for swimming . uncommitted ? nope . nt really anyway . no matter how much i train whenever i see them going overseas either for training or competitions , i feel so damned useless . blame me for being such a slacker . i want motivation , to push myself to become a top athlete . i have a dream . and that what it is , just a dream . saddening .

Jan 9

sorry winnie . i overslept . don't be too pissed off k ? my deepest and most sincere apologies . hAHA . anyway , wot was it u wanted to teach me ? well , did not go for training today . SLACK ! hAHA . but sunday must go . momma say one . uGh . hAHA . my momma say she received an email from the bimbotic purple . she said that he say if i wear ankle socks again he'll confiscate and blah then some stuff abt my hair . rubbish ! at least my hair isn't dyed or outrageously spiky . crappish spaticated gay !

Jan 7

well . first time blogging since the start of the year . hAHA . okyx . recap . got a new name . thanks to andrea the fish ! she said i looked like a pineappple ! so now i'm the pineapple king . hAHA . all hail me . kneel down and pay obeisance to me !

sundya's blog .
hAHA . no time to blog . farking shit . hAHA . 'hectic' sch shit . fri got caught for hair . bitchified teachers are jealous and envious of my unique , scandalous , funkaye hair that all people worship . hAHA . i don't want the sissy bimbotic as my teacher ! so faggotish . uGh . had 3 tuition(s) today . chi at 1 . eng at 5 or 6 ? maths at 8 . did not have maths tuition at all . hAHA . i asked tutor eddie if trinity in mel is good . he said as long as i am willing to work hard (slog) i will def make it . WoW . was motivated . but somehow i can't sacrifice my sleep .

tuesday's blog
teachers really are meanies . got scolded/punished by 3 tchers . chi teacher say nv bring txtbk then must copy chi txtbk . fcukteard la . friggin' shitta bomberass . burn in hell , bitchified pig ! the mdm prima (does her family own prima deli?) scold for no nametag and the bimbotic purple scold for ankle socks and no nametag . crap !

my parents are fucktards !!!! they don't let me go jan's party . i hate 'em . they don't even let me go out today . (trg excluded) . but they let my dambass sis go out . fucking crap ! damn . damn . this sux . first time spending new year's eve alone . SobS ! they're unfair . horriD . disgusting . and ought to be euthanised ! aRgH . fucking sch starting soon . all the fucked-up teachers hods principigs ! i hate u ! detestable faggots . uGh .




i need a fag right now . this sux . the whole world suX , ...... ...... ......

Dec 29

Coach say if all go early (645) on wed then he'll let us off early at 8 . hAHA . wasn't planning to go trg tt night but since it'll end early maybe i'll go . don't know if i can go the new year's eve party anot . momma say maybe . see first . maybe=no . sheesh . why can't parents ever make up their damned minds ? prob cos it's at jan's place . wtf . she's not that bad lo . she's nice to me and treats me better than the two of u combined ! aRgH . i hate my parents . hOrrid ! hAHA . maybe i'll sneak out and go . or go someone guaier place to celebrate new year's eve . anyone ? otherwise i'll have to stay home or attend dad's friend's party smth like that . almost every year also got . bAH . that will be boring or maybe i'll get to meet some nice and funkaye people at dad's friend's party . hOpefully . but i still want to go jan's place .

woke up at 3:03 . nice ah ? never go out today save for trg . thanks joyce for loaning me the cd . there's a new gal at trg . name's gwendoline . did i spell it right ? she's 11 . tt's p5 right ? or p6 . woteva . hAHA .

sheesh . i'm pissed now . can my parents make up their minds ! aRgH!!! fucktards .

Dec 28

slept till 12+ or 1 . then momma say go warehouse . but go tiong eat first . then went warehouse cos bro needed his fins and they had arrived ! hAHA . bought 1 boardshorts . ONLY ! nowadays when go shopping always buy very little stuff . man , am i pathetic or wot ? then went gp's house . rot for a while then left . reached home 4 or 5 ? then abt 6 stefanie called . went out together for dinner . had dinner at marche . then walked about . talked . had some drinks then left for home . home now .

sat : cut my hair . but it's not the way i want it . sighs . *when can i ever get the perfect hair i desire ? have to wait till it grows longer before can go cut it till it's perfect . lol . hAHA . if only i could dye it now . if dye , it'll look nicer . school re-opening on the 5th . then in 8 days' time must dye back black . hOrrid ! i wish school will never start . hope the terrorists will take over the schools or better still , kill all teachers and principals . this way , we need not go to school cos we can't learn anything there .

i'm so depressed now . aRgH . my hair's nt perfect . it looks too butchy . man , i'm so vain . hAHA . well , now going to play gb . later folks .

Dec 26

went shopping at isetan . it was supposed to be a private sale for members . BAH . wth . there were so many people there lo . don't tell me 1/2 of s'pore's population all isetan memebers . crap . wanted to buy bottoms from mango but my momma ask me trry then i don't want such a fucking long queue at the fitting room . then she say don't buy . next time then buy . she'd better keep her promise . bought 1 adidas sweater and 1 camera ONLY ! lame right ? so crappy . i not going to this kind of rubbish sale anymore . but my momma bought more stuff la . she bought 1 bag 2 shoes a few dresses and blah blah blah . going to cut my hair tomorrow . and going TYR warehouse again . YAY! can buy more boardshorts . hAHA . fun !

recap of x'mas day
went gp's house for x'mas luncheon . reached home arnd 5+ ? then watched cartoons . then fell asleep . sorry ray . woke up at 8+ . did not go for ray's x'mas party . overslept . hAHA . sorry . so i stayed home at night . didn't go out at all . must cultivate the habit of acting guai and staying at home when school reopens . hAHA . dream on . gonna party like crazy on new year's eve ! hAHA .

very bored now . feel like going ***** now . hush !

Dec 24

reached home abt 4+ yesterday . got pushed into the pool ! and who was that bloody fucktard ? matthew the muddafucker . f*** u ! u suck man . hAHA . it's okyx . i don't blame u . the spirit of christmas is about giving .. and u gave me a push ! hAHA . cass , i look like a panda now . all your fault . your countdown to xmas eve party . hAHA . but it was fun la .

think i've gotten over it . well , it was fun while it lasted . yea , we're still friends .

to day is X'MAS EVE ! hAHA . tomorrow is christmas day ! nt really in the christmassy mood though . maybe it'll improve later . hAHA . hope so . meery X'mas EVE to ALL .