my elder bro shaved his head . a fucking bald headed coconut . hAHA

training today was a killer . there's training on sunday and monday in the morning ! i can't wake up lo . sunday training compulsary ! he's going to 'teach' us plunging . aRgh . muscles aching alrdy . hmm . qingying's mum called in the aftnoon but i was in my dreamland-with all the little butterflies , green grasses , rainbowmatic flowers-so i didn't answer . so she called my mum , say that today got voting meeting to choose the coaches we want . this is dumb . our parents aren't the ones having training so wot the fuck do they knw ? should be us kiddos choose , cos we're more sensible .

tomorrow will be the day my sister leaves to go back to beijing . btw , we're also going to my dad's friend's hse for dinner before sending my sis to the airport . my b'day on sunday feb 1 . i'll be expecting those presents so don't u forget .

to be fair , i shan't be having a party at my house . but don't worry i'll be going out with you guys IF it doesn't rain and if my fucktard of a mum doesn't suddenly object and imprison me .

hmm . okay . tt's all for today . hey notice i didn't rant and rave today ? improvement eh ? erm .. are ,my bloggings getting shorter and shorter ?

my maid say she saw a monkey ! hAHA . real anot i dont knw la . wasn't back yet . she say the monkey very big . with a baby . climb onto the tree and eat my mango . dumbass baboonic creature . then she shooed it away and it climbed up the wall , leading upwards to the staircase there . then she closed the door and the windows in case it climbed in . then it jumped onto the neighbour's car porch . then don't jump where then run down the road . hAHA . so crap . maybe it's one of my neighbours who can mutate into a monkey . hmm . i hv 2 new neighbours . *hint hint* hAHA .

i'm tired but my eyes don't feel like closing so i shn't slp . gb sux la . play 1/2way then say gt connection probs . waste my time . shall come blog instead . eh but nth much to blog abt le . shall talk crap then . o ya . btw , check out this webbie:

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it's pretty cool . mix and match animal parts . hAHA . had fun with it . i made a cheepigkey . a combi of a cheetah head , pig body and monkey tale . but can't put the pic here . it's macromedia .

there's ss(death) and chem test tml . no mood to study le . shall flunk them all . hAHA .
tt chem teacher is a real killer man . she's such a fcuktard . she ruins the name of NZ . let me think .. (do not disturb . thinking in process) .. lllllllllllllllll 50% ll
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okay done . slit her 8 fingers and chop off her thumbs . hang her up and let the blood drip . when 2 1.5 litres botlles are filled , let her down and shave her bald . immerse her in acid up to neck level . hAHA . leave her in there till her body disintegrates then feed her brain matter to the fishes .

my laments are done with . i'm tired . shall slp . later i'll be back . hAHA . cya !

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ok . wyn left sg today . 2055 flight . it's official . didn't go to see her off . had remedial till 4? too late to go . i'll miss you ! miss me too ! hAHA . it rained again . frigging rain . why the hell does it rain everyday nowadays ? waterworks man . didn't any angels notice a leaking pipe somewhere ? notice it soon k ? so it'll stop flooding the place and spoil my mood .

sch is boring . okay , that's an understatement . SCHOOL SUCKS BIG TIME

my sis leaving this sat . why is it that everyone is leaving ? will be going to see her off so no maths tuition ! hAHA . once again , i'll miss u . u'll have to miss me too , my dear sis .

depression . saddening ah ? ya . tired . tired . fading away from the surface of this earth . if only i had the ability to do so . that will be just fab .

i'm crappish today . arh . bitchy in other words . just like some spasticated moron . not referring to anyone in particular . i'm done with this world . save for a few stuff that i've nt tried out just yet . egs . surfing . sex . murder . extreme sports . and being a pathologist . well . maybe in abt 5-10 years time i'll be ready to leave .

my fucktard of a mum say if i continue being so 'naughty' she might not let me go overseas to study . wot does she knows anyway ? she's just a bloody dumbass bimbotic airhead . she know nothing ! nothing !

pissed .

hAHA . got this from anma's blog . eh eh . she has a pic of herself with legolas ! it's damn nice and looks damn real lo . check it out !



nice right ? hAHA . went my dad's friend's hse today . woah . his house is damn cool . it's this real old mansion . built before the jap occupation . so it's like there for 60 70 yrs ? creepy ah ? nt at all . it's in the katong area . then during better times , his property was worth a whopping 18 million megabucks . can buy 18 ferraris eh . now it's only 6.5 million . but's it's alrdy sold . and the food was rather nice too . hAHA . think i shall finish up all the food at home . no one else coming right ? hAHA . i go , u don't come . having tuition again tml . just finished maths tuition 1 hr 51 mins ago . hAHA .

Aww . fat bro keeps using my wax . stupid fucktard , buy your own man ! are you that Fucking poor ? u can always apply for welfare ! abt 1/3 left . wot's so nice about his hair ? mine's nicer . my hair's the funkayest ! fake golden hair . GROSS ! go dye your eyebrows too , one look and all'll know you're a fake angmoh . crapshit .

need new bottles of wax . hehheh . momma , wise up , u know wot to do . same goes for clique ! my b'day's coming soon , u knw . thnks in advance ! fling those waxes gels hairsprays my way ! love you to bits ! gary recommended phat hair wax . or smth like tt . it's in a purple toothpaste-like tube . sounds fun . hAHA . eh . eh . c'mon . my b'day's a once-a-yr event too .

tomorrow going daddy's friends' place . man . wth hell is wrong with me today ? i can't type properly . i so pissed . smth wrong's with my fingers . have to keep on gog back to correct my mistakes . this sux lo. dammit .

well . collected $141 today . very little ! fucking pissed at my sis now . keep dumping her trash to me . wtf . ohwells , can't blame her if she dislikes her badtaste stuff and envies me for my ultrafunkaye stuff . and why does my mum keep siding her ? she also say that the trash is mine . crap lo . since when do i do some stupid paper folding shit ? i've gt better things to do . my time is not for wasting one lo . origami stuff is for nerdy fucktards like uknowwho .


hmm . tomorrow is stay-at-home . eh . but supposed to go visiting with clique le . which better ? stay home or go ? cos got people visiting also le . maybe stay home gt more money , cos my dad's friends gt more money ? hope so .

people , don't be so stingy , cny is only once a year so open those wallets and stuff more money into those hongbaos ! thank you !

muscles aching . tomorrow sch 1/2 day . maybe going out with leeanne and co. she nt yet give me a positive reply . shall wait then . new year's eve still must study . boring ! there's chem tomorrow . dratted fat cow . she brings shame to NZers ! ohwells . shan't let her spoil my mood . the s'pore govt is so mean . only give us 2 days (exclude sat & sun) for CNY . china has like 2 wks ? nt sure . hAHA . and worse still , i hv tuition on sunday and maybe tomorrow . ah , blasted stuffies ! =BisH= i hate you !

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Jan 16


A POEM THAT IS SO TRUE

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Never say I love you

If you don't really care

Never talk of feelings

If they aren't really there

Never hold my hand

If you mean to break my heart

Never say forever

If you ever plan to part



Never look into my eyes

If you are telling me a lie



Never say hello

If you think you'll say goodbye



Never say that I'm THE one

If you dream of more than me



Never lock up my heart

If you don't have the key



ain't it true ? hAHA . just came back from training . unc victor was so damn angry today . thanks to timothy the quite new guy (mark/marc?) betram and shawn .

finally gave leeanne and raeanne their presents . hAHA . their 21-day late xmas prezzie . hAHA . my one week 0f wearing ankle socks is over .
the horrid faggot will be back . hope he'll ba bitten by a snake , sent to hospital and that the bite may be fatal . yAy . that will be the day man . hAHA .
nth much today . after my 'exciting' wkend , i'll be back with my adventures !

Jan 12


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Jan 12

the bimbotic 'purple' didn't come today . hurray . hAHA . he's such a faggot , can't stand him . he went for some reservice thingy . imagine standing him in the sweltering heat , super tight tee and short shorts . hAHA . and he'll be like fanning himself and stuff . gRoSS ! hAHA . so i can wear my ankle socks , wax my hair as much as i want . i'm enjoying it . freedom . i'm enjoying it .

life is pretty dull now . aft the 'havockish' (havocish?) hols i had , sch life pales a lot in comparison . o ya . yet to tell you my NY resolutions . 11-days late .

1 . Be more guai . if not , act guai also can .
2 . don't piss the teachers off unless they do the same to me .
3 . motivate myself .
4 . study .
5 . play . (but not as much as before)
6 . be a righteous , law-abiding , god-fearing girl .
7 . be young at heart . (i'm growing old!)

swimming training is so boring . uGh . he keeps saying that he's teaching us the correct stroke and blah . somehow , i think that i'm not cut out for swimming . uncommitted ? nope . nt really anyway . no matter how much i train whenever i see them going overseas either for training or competitions , i feel so damned useless . blame me for being such a slacker . i want motivation , to push myself to become a top athlete . i have a dream . and that what it is , just a dream . saddening .

Jan 9

sorry winnie . i overslept . don't be too pissed off k ? my deepest and most sincere apologies . hAHA . anyway , wot was it u wanted to teach me ? well , did not go for training today . SLACK ! hAHA . but sunday must go . momma say one . uGh . hAHA . my momma say she received an email from the bimbotic purple . she said that he say if i wear ankle socks again he'll confiscate and blah then some stuff abt my hair . rubbish ! at least my hair isn't dyed or outrageously spiky . crappish spaticated gay !

Jan 7

well . first time blogging since the start of the year . hAHA . okyx . recap . got a new name . thanks to andrea the fish ! she said i looked like a pineappple ! so now i'm the pineapple king . hAHA . all hail me . kneel down and pay obeisance to me !

sundya's blog .
hAHA . no time to blog . farking shit . hAHA . 'hectic' sch shit . fri got caught for hair . bitchified teachers are jealous and envious of my unique , scandalous , funkaye hair that all people worship . hAHA . i don't want the sissy bimbotic as my teacher ! so faggotish . uGh . had 3 tuition(s) today . chi at 1 . eng at 5 or 6 ? maths at 8 . did not have maths tuition at all . hAHA . i asked tutor eddie if trinity in mel is good . he said as long as i am willing to work hard (slog) i will def make it . WoW . was motivated . but somehow i can't sacrifice my sleep .

tuesday's blog
teachers really are meanies . got scolded/punished by 3 tchers . chi teacher say nv bring txtbk then must copy chi txtbk . fcukteard la . friggin' shitta bomberass . burn in hell , bitchified pig ! the mdm prima (does her family own prima deli?) scold for no nametag and the bimbotic purple scold for ankle socks and no nametag . crap !