helloooo .
me patrick . you pig .
Xy brought me to sch today !
biology sucks .
it's like ...
TOTALLY BORING .
wonder how anyone can stand him .
incessant pro nagger champ .

Xy wants to know where the choc buffet is .
is it still available ?
where is it ?
what time does it open ?
she's going to bring me along .
yay . finally , an adventure .

oh .
and spongbob is going along too .
*mumbles*
the ever-optimistic person .
why can't he be in a blue funk ?

perhaps i should murder him .
Xy will be my accomplice ,
after all , she's my partner .
in everything .

we live under a stone
in Bikin Bottom
beside me lives squidward
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and beside squidward lives spongebob .

ain't it sweet ?
we are neighbours.



Surrender thy innocence .

hello everybody .
this is the
unrivalled
unchallenged
intellect
Patrick Star .

fellow blogist King Xy has handed the reins of this blog to me .
she wants to say that I (Pat Star) ROCKS !

oohh . so sweet ain't it ?
heh .
fellow blogist Xy had fun today .
she played squash in the morning !
ahem . w/o me AGAIN!
then she studied at reading rm .
with a certain australian animal .
can you guess ?
Correct !
Excellent !
Marvelous !
Intelligent !

i'm not one to be stingy with my praises .
in fact , i'm v generous with it .
heh .

Don't do anything fishy .
i'm watching !


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Hi everybody .
this blog now belongs to :
Patrick Star (PhD in pathology)

Address me as Dr Star .
i will be glad to answer all queries .

today , my disciple went to sch .
she forgot to bring me along !
i was left in her mom's car .
Never mind .
i forgive her .
she felt that sch was crappy .
i feel sorry for her .
imagine having to endure such crap from teachers .
sigh .

when she came home ,
she was tired .
she bathed .
and went to sleep .
woke up at 615 .
she had trg .
it was tough .
she has a competition on sept 5 .
i will be cheering for her . yAY!
all the best !

she has something to tell everyone .
it goes like this :
I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE

everbody, be kind .
go watch spongebob on nickelodeon .
don't disturb her .
she wants to study .
ok?

whoever defies me ,
will have a squidward nose .
so ...

Walking down this road of grey ,
are many sights that i dread .

Life is a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews and no one has anything to do or clean or fabricate.

by Patrick Star
Philosopher
Starfish


Having hiccups .
gosh .
this is bad .
nonsensical .
preposterous rubbish .
i will protest .
i will remain resolute .

i don't make sense to myself either .
so don't ask why .

my train of thought has gone off the tracks .

Retardation Rocking The House

heh . emaths and bio test tomorrow .
my mother is biased .
uh . these 2 don't make sense right ?
hA . wotever .
i can't please everyone !
(not referring to anyone in particular)
heh . you know who i'm talking about .
you , yes you , the irritant !
ok , this is crap .
but i really can't please everybody .

*sighs*
Total ignorance is bliss .
how true .
if i don't make sense , you know why .

comp on sep 5 right ?
hEH .
madness .
hAHA .
embarassment .
but who cares ?
i shall make the utmost of my embarassment .
it's so fun!
yay .

this is the day of your death .
byebye .
i shall look down to see your face when i enter heaven .

changed template . heh . are you lonely , need company ?

*Drumroll* Introducing Patrick Star , the companion everyone desires !






hEh .

692 steps to home

it's time to change this skin . ain't it ? shall do so now . ciao .

Are you feeling neglected ?
Then there's nothing for me to say .
Sorry old fella , wasn't intentional .
just wasn't in the mood .
you undersatnd right ?
heh . glad you do .
omg , i'm losing my touch .
shucks