Saturday, November 26, 2005

woohoo.
hAHA.
such a long time since i last blogged.
i think it has been (wot?) 3 months?

hAHA .
whatever.
anyway, the good thing is I"M BACK NOW!
so, don't miss me. (',')

like my skin?
nice ah?
manda did for me.
so sweet can!

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

hA . free therapy.
thanks girl.
be prepared to answer those questions can?
if you're reading this, i want those questions answered extensively.
Not just superficial dismissal.
can?


Mere Existence
I'm hindering you.
It's kind of like those shows where everyone mills around you, with a purpose, a destiny.
And where's mine?
It's like Lost in translation or something?
it kinda sucks actually.
Wastage, yes.

i need substantiation.
i am not two-dimensional.
i have matter.
i am not a flat being.

Monday, July 04, 2005

:.Little red rectangle lost in a sea of yellow spongel. :

this sucks .
i am going to boycott citycab (yellow) if i cannot recover my phone.
Irresponsible driver!
Should check if customers left stuff behind right?!
oh, and SB sucks!

aches man .
lost contact with my people.
aRGH!

i'm so pissed.
darn!

i hate it!
why!
why?
WHY!?

Darn customer-after-me,
you suck~you had better return me the numbers in my phone. keep the phone for all i care. just give me the numbers! el cheapo! fancy stealing a star's phone. may you remain like that all your life-an irate theiving baboon!May you be caught red-assed! this is your next-to-last warning. my patience is wearing thin, you'd better wise up.

Signed,
The Victim-who-hates-redasses-like-you

NATIONWIDE PLEA/APPEAL (neighbouring countries included)

To all, if you spot a red rectangle with a keypad with numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 0, please return it to me. it has stickers of an ugly yellow sponge and a humongously cute pink star on the back. You will have my gratitude - serious! it's reward enough right?
also, pls spread this around. i want whoever who pocketed the phone to be shamed in this tiny little country. i will find you.

to people (dudes and dudettes), email me your no. i'm gonna back it up in my com. Let's hope there's no e-viral epidemic.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

man.
i miss the quietness of sg!
the honking is still resounding outside.
shanghai is a super noisy place.
i mean like the shanghainese use their horns at every opportunity they get.
sickening can?
the traffic is horrid too.
people can't cross at zebra crossings, cars honk at them too.
at traffic lights, cars are so rude! they even honk at them(at me)!
i mean, it's legal crossing and all, right?
cars don't own the entire place.
SO RUDE!
on the way to the service apartment, i saw a decibel meter!
Serious!
Even the government has realised that shanghai is far too noisy.
Let's pray that this honking does not persist too much.

Today, i got very fed up and tsked everyone who 'offended' me.
i scolded the drivers for not being gracious enough to allow me to cross.
i scolded them too when they tried to take away my right of crossing at zebra crossings and traffic lights.
i scolded people who bumped into me and did not apologize.
i mean, an 'excuse me' very expensive ah?
no right!
A 'sorry' is also free!

And i'm generalising cos like the majority are all pretty rude.
it may be that they are used to this kind of behaviour.
and i'm not used to it.
but whatever it is, it is still rude.
my apologies to the POLITE shanghainese.

oh, another thing i detest.
people leaving their DNA on the ground.
i mean, don't need to leave your id everywhere la.
keep it with you, in your mouth can?

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Town is not the only place to be.
So stop crowding it!

typical S mentality.
orchard rocks?
I know there are sales going on.
Sales are all over this nation, i hope you know that.
but seriously, honestly, there's no need to be in town everyday.
that's why the authorities introduced more ERp gantries-
to curb this herd mentality.

Forget the 'There's safety in numbers' theory.
It's not true.

Picture this.
Stadium crowded with people.
A fire breaks out.
People rush to exits.
-they go about this by playing 'Follow the Leader'
-*What If the Leader gets lost?

*The followers die in the flames too.
-during emergencies, no one is going to bother about you.
they'll save their own skins first.
you either escape (praise God!) or you get roasted(sad.) or you get trampled(aWw!)

so chances of being unscathed is only 1/3!


Will you agree it's definitely wiser to do something based on your own intuition and intellect?
i'm sure you do.


Monday, April 25, 2005

hmm .
Conducted a people expt on fri.
Entitled the "Smiles" Expt.
Results: Ultra-neg.
Horriblest.
DEpressing.
Not 1 stranger smiled back.
Why?
Why are Sporeans so unfriendly?
Or specifically CCk Sporeans.
weird huh?
Even the little ones didn't reciprocate my smiles.
Got me depressed a little.

I'm an Official Bubbler.
=)
My bubbles brought playground kids happiness(i hope) and fun!
i have done a good deed.

Cut my hair.
No kick this time
ain't fun

saw the moon this morn.
super huge.
super yellow
super nice

hmm, i'm craving for brownies now.
esp the secret recipe one.
so warm .
so gooey.
so chocolatey.

quit daydreaming!
start studying!
i shall start at 11.
but i'll prob procastinate.
that is wrong.
what happened to my titanium-willed determination?

ah.
ok i got to start soon .
i know that.
but it'll be later. ok?!
don't pressurize LA!

Friday, April 15, 2005

Life proceeds along at an unhurried pace, ignoring the pleas of the ticking clock.

Life surges ahead, robbing everyone of their precious youth, oblivious to the plaintive cries of vain coxcombs.

I feel that I have literary talent.
Hmm . Do you not agree?
hAHA .

Time is no indication of intelligence, experience is.

Ok. I have no idea what is up with my 'quotish' ways.
Eh .

I'm sick .
So..
What you waiting for?
Be sick!
I want company in my misery .
hAHA .
yes, you are absolutely right!
I am a tyrant.
Since, i demand you be sick, be sick!
Sickliness demands company.

Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!

Goal: 10 points and below for L1R5. Absolutely no exceptions. :)
Motivation: Patrick, Patrick and Patrick!

That's my aim .
Make no mistake about it.
There's an alternative to it though .
It will not come into revalation as yet and is just one of my back-up plans .

I can hear dull thuds within me.
Each thud brings forth closure of cells.
All pathogens, parasites, germs, viruses are officially barred.
The brain (central govt) has decreed so.
So, STAY OUT!
All trespassers will be prosecuted.
Troops of marching soldiers (leucocytes AKA phagocytes) are ready to do battle.
They are equipped with the latest technology (phagocytosis) to combat you.

hAHAHA .
You know what?
At this moment, I am feeling enriched with nutrients.
This aids growth and repair of all my cells, esp my brain cells.
It serves as an explanation for my intelligence, eh?

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

So many things to do and so little time .
uh , ok , I admit it is rather cliched.
hAHA .

Caught the lightning today .
So amazing.
I got the photos .
hA .
nice man !
Honestly, it was great.

I hate noises.
People should learn to appreciate the quiet splendour of silence.
I am serious.
There is pure noise pollution everywhere.
I hate it.
It is purely disgusting.
I accept soft noises but not Sounds Above 80 Decibels.
That is not acceptable.

Unbearable.
You know what?
I have so many things to blog about.
But, suddenly, I cannot remember what they are exactly and why i want to blog about them and .. (if i remember, which one to blog first).
Ah , one of it is about the accident i witnessed on Saturday.
Another one is do with nonsensical english gibberish (otherwise known as homework).
Some people are just too much .

I HATE PEOPLE LORDING OVER ME.
Do not give me too much homework .
Life is meant to be appreciated !

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Aww . Great!
Don't you just love teachers?
I mean they way they bombard you with homework, demanding it to be handed in in such a short time, depriving you of sleep?
Yeah, it's so sweet of them.
I MUST learn to appreciate it.
Thanks ah !

Seriously, they're worse than bosses.
At least your boss will not 'brag' about your accomplishments to your parents.
See, teachers are SOO MUCH nicer.

*puking for the million zillion gazillionth time*
AwW, please, SPARE ME !

Some people are just so heartless.
Irksome can !
Horrid.

Here I am, being sleep-deprived, and there all you people are, SLEEPING!
Do you know how irritating it is?
WAKE UP, all of you .
I demand it.
If I cannot sleep, then neither can you.
esp those who put me in this predicament.
WAKE UP!


Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Prison: A place for the confinement of persons in lawful detention, especially persons convicted of crimes.

That's the treatment I received this afternoon.
But, it was UNLAWFUL DETENTION.
There was no cca for me.
But I was DEMANDED to go search for 2 unavailable(prob dead) people to verify it.
I attempted to do just that.
But, I could NOT find them.
Tell me, is there justice?

Like, is it my fault that I cannot find them?
Instead of sadistically gloating over the plight of students who cannnot leave school, make an attempt to HELP the student locate the teacher.
It is said that one should not bottle up one's problems.
Well, I mentioned my problems, which were shrugged off.
It is also said that teachers are here to help us.
Now, i have to SEVERELY DISAGREE with that statement.
How can the teachers help us when they are so helpless?
They live in a world of their own sick twisted imagination and dream of drowning and smothering students with tons of homework.
They delight at seeing the students struggling with their labourious load.
This is the undeveloped puny mind of the stupid.
They do not understand compassion.
In their little world, only bestiality subsists.
They seek to persecute all that they do not understand.
*Understandable. How could their spatial mentality permit them to accomodate such vast (ahem) information?

Still, this is no excuse to detain me in school.
It is downright criminal.
Deprived of freedom, I seek an alternate route to rid frustration.
It is unhealthy to bottle up these emotions.
Now, I see the connection between the rising number of people who require psychiatric and psychological treatment and this.
I'm sure all of you see why.
Impressionable young ones ... horrible teachers with inhumane qualities?
It's pretty obvious.
Inobvious only if you are one of them, hateful things.

Whatever happened to the once-just, once-humane society I once belonged to and lived in?
Did it vanish?
Was I stuck in a vacuum all this while, suspended in timeless spaces and the world just evolved leaving me dumbstruck?
No.
Plankton is at work.
He attempts to control the mind of teachers and force us to bend to his will.
I will not.
Never.
Patrick shall triumph.
AGAIN and AGAIN.

So, people, I'm hoping to justify my measures.
This is not a BIASED piece of eminent writing.
It is the nondiscriminatory truth.
I am hapless to change the ways of this world.
This is my gift to the next generation.
No, it is not a gift, I'm merely passing the current burdens onto the next batch.
Let's hope they will be promising people.
This shall go down in history.
Historians, pen up please.
Ok, you may begin.

I am no longer angry.
Instead, I see both sides of the coin and realise the plight of the teachers.
Thus, I try to not blame them.
I'm being fair.

I was caught in the rain.
Sad, I cried as it got bigger.
Big splats fell on me.
None of this would have happened had I been released earlier.
it is unfair.
But I am not complaining.
I am contemplating .. something.
It is best left unmentioned.
I shall know who is at fault should I grow up one of the twisted rejects, shunned by all.

I want them to know they have failed in their responsibilities.
I want them to bear this shame and regret.
And forever be unable to shrug it off.
Eyes will be looking and fingers pointing at the scum of society who brought the supporting pillar down .
And ruined the lives of many who could have been protected by this impartial discerning and perceptive individual with STARlike qualities.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Hmm .
How shall I phrase this?
Ok , fine, here it goes.
There 's as earthworm-y thing in the toilet.
But thing is, it's not moving.
So, it's really difficult to judge if it's real.

*Suspicions arising*
Who's the prankster?

Ok, truth is, I'm not sure about it either.
How could it have appeared in the toilet?
EA?
*(EA refers to Earthworm Airlines.)
hmmph .
i like binjai crest and chancery residences.
Pools!
Privacy!
Patrick!
People!
Playgrounds!
Patrick!

hAHA .
It's really nice .
Trust me on that .

What is it with homework anyway?
Why do the teachers keep giving?
What's their problem?

Time is precious
and not to be wasted on doing unrequited homework .
You don't see teachers appreciating the stuff i do .
And that's not just because they have no taste,
they are just jealous of my outstanding work .

My grievances have yet to be redressed though .
This is just a complaint, and an extremely short one.
But one should not air dirty laundry in public.
This I know, but i'm not the one with dirty laundry.
*ahems*

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Is blogger down?they could not publish my majestic, highly sought-after #1 international bestselling entries.
dated March 17, 2005 at 11:37 PMBlog entry 2
Love gw.
This is a secret.
Same rule applies.
GW sells Patrick, Spongebob, Squidward and Sandy!
Awesome!
hAHA .
Saddening.
I was cashless.
I shall be a saver, not a splurger.
I shall go again asap.
Warning!No one is allowed to touch MY Patrick.
There's only 4 or so left.
Whoever touches him shall answer to my fist.
I am being very serious.
So, leave them alone.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
dated 17 March 2005 at 12:32 AM Blog entry 3
This is something that can withstand the tumultous test of time.
The 'something' is my faith.
I trust .
I believe.
I commit.
I acknowledge.
I seek.
I understand.
I'm a little lost and confused.
But I refuse to be intimidated.
Instead my faith will guide me through this deep, dark, dangerous, monster-infested trench. And thus will I see the light again .
Thank you .




Today's svc was absolute funnies.
Hilarious, i tell you !
It was really enjoyable.
I learnt a lot.
It does not matter what people intend, it depends on how you perceive it.
There's training tomorrow.
Better get some shut-eye.
The same goes for all you Awakers out there.
SLEEP!
hAHA.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

love gw.
there's this shop that sells patrick, spongebob, sandy and squidward!
i'm going to buy all 4 of them . (*they will be bought in the order listed above)
maybe i can find their houses too!

hAHA .
This is a warning.
No one is to buy Patrick from that shop .
Hmm, there's like only 4 left i think .
People, i've warned.
HANDS OFF !
love gw.
there's this shop that sells patrick, spongebob, sandy and squidward!
i'm going to buy all 4 of them . (*they will be bought in the order listed above)
maybe i can find their houses too!

hAHA .
This is a warning.
No one is to buy Patrick from that shop .
Hmm, there's like only 4 left i think .
People, i've warned.
HANDS OFF !
Mean and Mad

What is it with teachers and punctuality?
Why is it that they can release people(students) late and yet demand that students be on time for school ?
And if the student is late, he/she will get detention or some other from of punishment. BUT, the teachers can release pupils at their whim and yet not have anything done to them to let them realise their mistake.
I suggest that MOE dock the pay of teachers who do so. Teachers are NEVER hardworking, and if you meet one who is, THAT is a fcuking MIRACLE.
Hmm, so like for every minute they release the students late, dock a dollar or 50 cents.
Through this, they can understand the crux of their mistake.
And, that is ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... .......

What! You even need me to tell you this?
*disgust evident*
Well, that is, they will realise that for the world to function, things should be fairer.
HOWEVER, nothing in this world is absolutely fair.
There is no perfection.
Thus, I do not expect everything to be VERY FAIR .
But, there should be an attempt to bring equilibrium to fairness.
And this can be accomplished by the abovementioned ways.
I do not deny there are other ways.
Feel free to voice your opinions with Mr Tharman S.
I dare say they will be appreciated.


hA .

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

why must this happen ?
FCUKING NONSENSE !


Blood fizzing with bubbles of absolute rage.
This absolutely sucks .
Why now, now of all times?
I hate it.
HATE HATE HATE !

*A thunderous look of disgust* flashed .
*Screaming bloody murder*
How is it possible?

Why?
Why?
Why?

Answer me!
Can someone please just answer me?!

ARGHH
ARGH

I am in a horrendous mood now.
Please avert your eyes.
And, please leave .
Don't intrude in on me.
Or, I shall wreak you too.

Yes, you're learning.
Once again, the big fat 'X' comes into use.
Use it, and wisely, by pressing it now.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

guess what?
what?

March 17 is St Patrick's Day!
same day SBSP the movie comes out !
awesome eh ?
hAHA .
yea . i knw .
it's the ultimate .
blisterised .
and it's a big one too .

regrets regrets and more regrets!
awful decision .
serious regret that will leave me scarred !
awww .

hurr .
1. patrick
2. star
3. patrick star
4. bikini bottom
5. rock
6. patrick star
7. the pink menace

this is a secret .
leave if you ain't given the all-clear to be privy to this.
eavesdropping is illegal
and punishable by law .
so?
what you waiting for?
click the big 'X' at the top right hand corner.
good .
now , bye.
cya.
hAHA .

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .


the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !



11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .


the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !



11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .


the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !



11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .


the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !



Wednesday, March 02, 2005

shrunken .
saddening .
sombre .
sudden .

severe .
sickening .
sedated .
senseless .


solitude .
sass .
sagacious .
aSSeS, aSSeS!

this is utter nonsense .
ugh .
everyone's so sad.

i seek to uncover the layered Patrick .
layer of skin, muscleS,fats,cells,bones,soul 1,soul2,soul3,soul4,soul5,soul6,soul7,starfish membrane,etc.

noway will i allow you to dissect patrick!
dream on!

people are just so stupid and sickening .
leave me .
yes, i'm dismissing you .
OUT! DUMB! ugh .

much as i hate it, i love it.
you MUST cower under my reign.

disgusted.
behave yourself .
rude .
i refuse to be intimidated.
don't ever try it again .
and don't touch me .

i hate it.
detestable

Monday, February 28, 2005

smothered .

man . whew . saddening .

hAHA .
im so fed up .
ain't i?
nonsense .

this isn't me .
this is my split personality talking .
help!

Friday, February 11, 2005

smell that .
that is the smell of discovery .

hate crowds .
hate theatres .
hate ps .
hate sickening people .
*esp those who like to linger at a table after meals .

it's SOO irritating .
these people are those who :
have no social life
have no self-confidence
have 'BELITTLE ME' written all over their faces
have low morale
get a feeling of satisfaction from being able to sit in the seat .
(which is ultimately lame)
have the constant need to have people look up to them to boost their insignificantly minute confidence .
will bring about S'pore's downfall with their cowardly ways .

Spore should be thankful that these people fill about 60-70% of the population . the rest, is made up of brilliant dilligent eminent significant people with astounding intelligence and of good calibre ... LIKE ME .

bought SBSP THE MOVIE storybook .
hAHA.
..." said Patrick in his sweet, dopey voice . (pg 12; line 13)
Ahha . that's me ! i have a sweet dopey voice !
GOOFY GOOBER ROCKS !

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

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hAHA .
it's troublesome .
so prob not
hey people ,
enjoy the new year .
rock on!
collect as many angbaos as you can
and eat as much as you want.
it's the new year !

people , take care.
im sick
whew .
wake up !
everyone!
its morning alrdy !

Saturday, February 05, 2005

i am super tired. FCUK ok ? i slhldn't be doing this . i can't help it . FCUK fuck Fcuk fuck .

no use . i foresee myself being tired for the nxt 2 wks .

i am so dead

i need strength .

God, help .

i feel tired, shrunken in a tiny seed .

tt's why the font is tiny .

u didn't get it right .
right ?

hAHA . i need rest .

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

No giant can stop me.

i am the giantest giant. i am a giant. i shall blog in giant font. it's fitting.

my birthday was on the 1st of feb. today is the 3rd. (in real context) i feel old. auntie ancient. sweet 16? i prefer sour 16. hAHA .

being sour 16 reminds that Os are this year, reminds me that i am 16, reminds me that i am old, reminds me that i can legally watch NC16 shows, reminds me that i am old, reminds me that i can officially go clubbing(not that i will), reminds me that i am old.

alcohol kills your brain cells, not mine. i am sagacious, not foolish.

yes, i am OFFICIALLY old . you youngsters out there, ARE YOUNG. i am wiser, you are not .

ok done. being old=being wise.
i like. i am old=i am wise.
therefore, i am old.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Corporate Imposter

today's words will be in small print cos i feel small

depressing . blisters and ankle pain .
not worth it .
but i shall persevere .

God will help me .
Praise God .

cramming PJ and going to say 'bye' to papa later .
c'mon, u can do it.
ya, nonsense, of cos i can la.

hAHA .

Friday, January 28, 2005

oreo cheesecake tastes SO good .

hAHA . truth is , regular blogging is not fun .
i admit my mistake .
it was a grave one .
no kick .

now , i shall be random blogger .
a whole new beginning .
you will nv know when i'll pop out .
man , i love this .
ooh .
so mysterious eh ?
*in trenchcoat and shades and sherlock holmes hat*

hAHA .
keep up the gd work then .
i love oreo cheesecake !

last note aka final warning .
no rip-offs from my blog .
i hate it when ppl steal others' ideas .
so facetious .
use your own ideas if you want others to respect you .
that's what brains are for: creative thinking .
(ie, if you didn't knw)
brains were created by God for humans to use this machine to process their thoughts .
and no , no one blames you if this machine fails .
if that machine of yours fails , that's saddening .
i'll be so kind as to let you rip-off my blog.
BUT only if your machine is no longer functioning.
no malfunctions or whatsoever either.
the copyright law applies ok ?
ya , i'll be watching .
so , beware .

Thursday, January 20, 2005

i"M so FREAKING DISGUSTED .

i saw a partially naked woman .
her ass sags !
OMG .
i'm close to puking.
ugh . gross!

she's super bitchy .
went sauna .
then i opened the door .
she was:either come in or get out
i stared .
she exposed her mammary glands .
those sagged too .
i need to wash my eyes.

man .
then she stood up to leave .
the towel fell off !
i shut my eyes .
i think i have nightmares tonight.
help!

Monday, January 17, 2005

hi all.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

year 2005

how's everyone? am i going to be condemned becos i haven't been blogging? don't put me in blog jail! argh! hAHA. patrick has gone back to bikini bottom wait spongebob. they had to look after their stuff when the tsunami wrecked Asia. (*they were also holidaying in phuket) spongebob went back to look after gary; patrick was a good friend, he went with spongebob.

got a new waterbottle. yesh, but this one's yellow! it's of spongebob la. shu got it for me. thank u! hAHA. it's spill-proof, yellow, and for ages 12 months+. so i can use it cos i'm 15x12+11=191 months.

svc today was gd. a lot of (+)ve messages. v. gd.

i still can't decide to go for the biathlon or the asean cup.

asean cup can skip sch 2 days only, mich is going, steph not cfm, xw don't think she going. asean cup like got a lot of swimmers(v fast ones) going, may not hv air tix back, i'll only be an extra commodity when i'm thr. and the killer trg is killing me? but it sounds fun le. attractive. and i only want to sit sq, no mas, no garuda. picky la but nvm. and got subsidies.
chances of gog: 67.77%

biathlon got mixed relay, mini, relay, full.
mixed: i swim , guy run
mini: swim 800m run 5km
relay:i swim, girl run
full: obvious

shu say she interested. i also think rather interesting. hE. she may take part with me. tt's gd. it'll be in sg. but i can't skip sch. dl training. but gt challenges tt i can overcome (easily?) gd stuff is tt most swimmers at asean cup so i can don't compete with them ! hAHA ! then i can be the one to swim, someone else run, v easy, i like. !! and tis yr Os too.

tml(today, sun) steph say she gog then i gog la, i guess. i'm nervy. ah. the choices are soo damn tempting. and it's so funny.