ah . haven't touched the computer for such a long while. hey babe , missed me ? heh .
don't ask me abt my days . they've been horrid. i'm not naming names since i'm NOT referring to anyone in particular . arhgh . just sickening .

i knw i can't say others since i'm not an early bird .. but at least apologise for being late . i do that . it ain't that tough to say 'sorry' . just 1 word , 1 syllable , 1 phrase , 1 sentence . it ain't thAT TOUGH .

leaving for nz on thurs , those whom i seldom see and want souvenirs, pls tell me . my love extends to you too. heh . v well then , cya all sometime.

Speechless Gloom

hah . my bad for not blogging . it has lost its charm somewhat . yes ; it's boring . hAHA . prob may have its charm renewed though .

are you ready kids ?
aye aye patrick .

patrick to the rescue says : i'm bored . entertain me . pls . i'm saying pls . now don't push your luck . that's it . i'm mad . i'm gonna strangle your krabby patty .

ok enough of the redundant crap . seriously , i hv nothing to blog abt .

exams ? ok . sure . exams are just excuses for teachers to show that they have taught .
student does badly , teacher shrugs shoulder says he/she wasn't listening .
hey man , assume responsibility la .
exams are a waste of time . take my word for it .

yes , THEY ReALly ARE A WAStE OF TIME . totally redundant .
ok fine . wot's with me and redundant ?
i hv no idea either .
hAH .

patrick to the rescue says : i will kill the teachers' krabby patties !

how i wish to live under the sea . omg . i hv lost my touch . really i hv . i'm now another stick-in-the-mud . DESTROYED

Aug 31

unable to access my accnt .
WHY !?
how the hell would i knw ?

We: i take offence at being made to sit out in the hot sun and being entertained/boredenized (dep on how you see it) by a bunch of wacky clowns.


Xy: what is wrong with the teachers' arses ?
made of gold ?
nah . prob piles. (which affect the old)
you don't see me acting all high and mighty demanding to sit on a chair do you ?
Cos , 1) i'm NOT old .
2) i DON'T have piles


Patrick: Well, anyway, Xy got back her crucifixion chair with the flower on it .
good for her .
people have no business going about taking her chair .
do they ?
ya , so mind your own business , nosy parkers .




Sep 1
'lunched' at sushi tei .
was wondering why the cab fare was only 7.20 .
it's like weird .
something wrong with the meter .
zoe's bday , so she treated .
and i never even got her a gift .
sorry . *blushes*
shall get it soon . chocs k ?
Thank you anyway .

after that
went her house
she asked want play tennis
i said sure
she said cool
then she said oh no , you have to leave
i said why
she said she had a family party
i said ok, then i go home
she said sorry and she paid for my cab fare.
Ah , so nice .
sweet girl
any nicer and i'll fall in love with her man .
heh .
kidding la .

Patrick: uh, i , uh, forgot .
he put my disciple in for 200 im
victor , u maniac , u suck !

Xy: ya , fcuk , like i'm going to swim like that .
you go patrick ! starfish rocks !




Today

sch sucked .
out for english .
didn't do compre .
i cldn't believe it .
dc actually called herself a bitch .
hA . so true .
it's like totally true .
and she such a hypocrite ,
keep saying that this ain't personal .
if this is not biasedness , then wot is ?

dl is a fcuking fat thief .
just can't get enough of my eminence ,
he stole my table .
crap .
want to be like me than say so la ,
what for so sneaky ?
i leave alrdy then steal my table .
trying to snatch patrick away from me right ?
haha .
you will NEVER succeed .
cos you're just such a darn fcukedup failure in all that you ever attempt to do ..
PATHETIC !
you're so pathetic even the ants pity you and not steal your food .
you're so pathetic that people don't even give you a second glance for fear of you wanting to be like them !
do you know all the people in this world regard you with contempt , all cos of your pathetic efforts to make yourself seen and heard and known .
you're just looking for fame ,
you want to be known as the one who likes patrick .
so you're trying to get rid of me ,
but know this ,
patrick is mine ,
NEVER yours !

Patrick: XY IS DARNED RIGHT ! i hate you to the core .
trying to rid my disciple , dream on !
i'll only belong to her and no one else !
even if she's gone ,
no one can replace her .
so u little plankton-like seal ,
run ,
as far away as possible .
or else sandy will have your balls .

helloooo .
me patrick . you pig .
Xy brought me to sch today !
biology sucks .
it's like ...
TOTALLY BORING .
wonder how anyone can stand him .
incessant pro nagger champ .

Xy wants to know where the choc buffet is .
is it still available ?
where is it ?
what time does it open ?
she's going to bring me along .
yay . finally , an adventure .

oh .
and spongbob is going along too .
*mumbles*
the ever-optimistic person .
why can't he be in a blue funk ?

perhaps i should murder him .
Xy will be my accomplice ,
after all , she's my partner .
in everything .

we live under a stone
in Bikin Bottom
beside me lives squidward
img src="http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/toonroom/sponge/images/squidward.gif"
and beside squidward lives spongebob .

ain't it sweet ?
we are neighbours.



Surrender thy innocence .

hello everybody .
this is the
unrivalled
unchallenged
intellect
Patrick Star .

fellow blogist King Xy has handed the reins of this blog to me .
she wants to say that I (Pat Star) ROCKS !

oohh . so sweet ain't it ?
heh .
fellow blogist Xy had fun today .
she played squash in the morning !
ahem . w/o me AGAIN!
then she studied at reading rm .
with a certain australian animal .
can you guess ?
Correct !
Excellent !
Marvelous !
Intelligent !

i'm not one to be stingy with my praises .
in fact , i'm v generous with it .
heh .

Don't do anything fishy .
i'm watching !


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Hi everybody .
this blog now belongs to :
Patrick Star (PhD in pathology)

Address me as Dr Star .
i will be glad to answer all queries .

today , my disciple went to sch .
she forgot to bring me along !
i was left in her mom's car .
Never mind .
i forgive her .
she felt that sch was crappy .
i feel sorry for her .
imagine having to endure such crap from teachers .
sigh .

when she came home ,
she was tired .
she bathed .
and went to sleep .
woke up at 615 .
she had trg .
it was tough .
she has a competition on sept 5 .
i will be cheering for her . yAY!
all the best !

she has something to tell everyone .
it goes like this :
I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE

everbody, be kind .
go watch spongebob on nickelodeon .
don't disturb her .
she wants to study .
ok?

whoever defies me ,
will have a squidward nose .
so ...

Walking down this road of grey ,
are many sights that i dread .

Life is a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews and no one has anything to do or clean or fabricate.

by Patrick Star
Philosopher
Starfish


Having hiccups .
gosh .
this is bad .
nonsensical .
preposterous rubbish .
i will protest .
i will remain resolute .

i don't make sense to myself either .
so don't ask why .

my train of thought has gone off the tracks .

Retardation Rocking The House

heh . emaths and bio test tomorrow .
my mother is biased .
uh . these 2 don't make sense right ?
hA . wotever .
i can't please everyone !
(not referring to anyone in particular)
heh . you know who i'm talking about .
you , yes you , the irritant !
ok , this is crap .
but i really can't please everybody .

*sighs*
Total ignorance is bliss .
how true .
if i don't make sense , you know why .

comp on sep 5 right ?
hEH .
madness .
hAHA .
embarassment .
but who cares ?
i shall make the utmost of my embarassment .
it's so fun!
yay .

this is the day of your death .
byebye .
i shall look down to see your face when i enter heaven .

changed template . heh . are you lonely , need company ?

*Drumroll* Introducing Patrick Star , the companion everyone desires !






hEh .

692 steps to home

it's time to change this skin . ain't it ? shall do so now . ciao .

Are you feeling neglected ?
Then there's nothing for me to say .
Sorry old fella , wasn't intentional .
just wasn't in the mood .
you undersatnd right ?
heh . glad you do .
omg , i'm losing my touch .
shucks

i have only one thing to say .
 
i want friends i can keep and i know you all are keepable . Sorry for being so incorrigible , i couldn't help it . i spent exactly 3h 27mins thinking about it last night . yes , i counted it .

p/s do not EVER deceive me again . there won't be a next time . right ?

I am (eupehemistically) naive .
          ( not so nicely)        gullible.
          (the truth)                A STUPID CLOWN .
today was a funny day till 2 things happened .
 .
why did you reject my calls and hang up on me ? this shows you have a guilty conscience . you can run but you can hide . i can stand everything except the fact that you told evrybody else and told them not to tell me !

i don't mind you dating him . i have NO MORE feelings for him k . you think i'm that fragile ? that the truth will cut me deeply ? you think i was pretending when i said i didn't like him anymore ? that it was a facade ?

well , you're wrong . it's the truth . i am truthful to you yet you lied to me . is there something wrong in this friendship ? you know i hate to be deceived yet you deliberately withheld the truth . and how long has this been going on ?

i can't believe how stupid i was . why did i trust you ? why didn't you trust me when i said i didn't like him anymore ? you prob thought the truth will hurt me right ? it doesn't .

i'm hurt betrayed , enraged because you didn't trust me to be mature enough  to know the truth .

hello , i'm 15. only 1 year younger than you . than the both of you . i'm old enough . i'm not a clown for you to make fun of . you're laughing your ass off right ? you think it funny that you've been deceiving me for such a long time . you all had a mighty good laugh about it .

and don't give me crap like "we were afraid you couldn't take the harsh truth so we didn't tell you" . All of you were amongst my bestest and closest friends yet you couldn't tell me the truth . and now , how am i supposed to believe you ? can i even believe anything you told me ?

You were my friends . sorry . (i can't think straight now . i dont wish to talk to you guys either . give me time . this statement might and might not be for real .this shall be the means of communication . pls don't call or msg me . no LIES)

Jul 23
cant log in . trg sucked . 2 friends quit . why ? damned coach against me or smth . none of my galpals came today . hmmph . never tell me . they only do 200m , i did 300m . i hvn't finish then they all went over for sprints , leave me alone to finish my lap . Unfair . fcuk . i shall quit too and take up wakeboarding .

Jul 24
2 tuitions today . maths and chinese . oh shucks . there is a void inside me , help . i'm a lil moody today . nv go out . MUCH . Args . i'm a person of few words .

Jul 25
Overwhelmed by jealousy , i can't help it . can't help comparing everything . now everything remotely cck-ish , i despise . SHUT UP . quit it . i don't want to be jealous . i'm regretting it . everything . oh , and i'm not referring to anyone in particular , repeat , not referring to anyone in particular . why the hell you people talk so much ? sickening can . just shut up la . i can't stand it .
sry , this is not intentional . i just not happy .

met an old acquaintance , got along pretty well . traded nos . he is super mr nice guy . one happy incident erases out one unpleasant incident .

 

do you see those green areas ? why won't it go away ?

.: Alter Composition of Your Blood :.
 
it looks so ugly . YUCK !

.: Inflicted with Necrophilia :.

 

hAHA . not bad . blogging now has more features . hEh . nice .

u . sorry . just trying stuff out . this is nice .

 

trg today was ok . did some stupid reverse back thing . pretty hard at first but after that not so bad . today was boring . *trg is goddamned boring*

 

maybe i should change too . terry say he maybe changing . hAh . then follow him . then we all leave , leave unc vic there to cry . hAH .

 

ok . that's about all . i'm lazy .

 

 

 
 

socks confiscated . Fcuk the gay , he frequents changi village . tt's for sure . yuck ! gaydom is his favourite word.

my feet hurt .
my shoulders ache .
school sucks .
teachers are doomed .

they have to walk the earthy hell eternally .
they're wasting my oxygen !
oxygen thieves !

this is not good .

i'm GIFTED . The Gifted person is off to have a power nap so she can save the world later .

ah fcuk . nt exactly happy right now . i shall do away with the blasphemy though .
seeing people happy makes me mad super mad .

no , i'm psychotic remember ? ok , i'm nonsensical now . this doesn't make sense to you right ? good , cos it doesn't make sense to me either . hA

: the mad dogs are on the prowl :

i hate the current sitting pos . hate it . Hate it . HAte it . HATe it . HATE it .
Bitches in heat . args . Fcuk .
the fengshui there is bad . Super bad . hATe it .

the harbringers of doom shall die !
crazy teachers . my shirt was a Little out and my socks a little low then this super nice NOT teacher - P - had to rant and rave at us ? get a life man . at this rate , her face will be the base of gazillions of gazillions of tic-tac-toes . Get it , it's wrinkles . she's a real sneak eh ? sure enjoys coming out of corners to lecture people . yawn . it's boring . your brains gone or smth ? prob hiding some sexually expletive stuff inside that's why there's no space for brains right ? yea , i'm right . you hv a big wrinkly butt , i suggest you iron them STAT !

sickening ! school sucks TOTALLy . no mercy is on . mental midgets with stunted cerebral growth enjoy picking on us to enjoy the teeny weeny bit of power they have . when i rule the world , i'll have them whipped and sent to factories to create human carcasses for the fun of it . no , maybe not , i'll stuff them into this huge unventilated room , they can breathe and rebreathe the same air till they suffocate . Cruel but NICe . they're a bunch of useless things put on earth for me to torment . they only waste my air . It's precious . Wasteful !

Fcuk ! darned person keeps calling my phone , he/she insists that i sent him/her a msg . i call that CRAZY . Fcuktarded imbecile with shit for brains .

eh . heh . can't find those pics . prob deleted them or smth . but i could have sworn they were somewhere in the com . this is bad . pray for me , pray i'll find them . i have to produce them tomorrow can ?

>>> the inability to take cabs cripples me <<<

aww . shucks .

recap
skipped trg . stiff muscles . Args .
slept till 10 ?
had brunch - spaghetti with gooey cheese . nice .
left for tuition .
rched home
out again for a long walk
home nt long ago .

i walked ! hAHA , not all the way though .
michel dropped me few houses away from my house .
anyway , parents not back . god knows what they doing .
so i'm safe . i didn't take cab wot , not i pay . hEH .

oya , my sis is back . she came back on sat morn . ytd , too agitated to mention it . hEH .

and tt's abt it . i decided that i shan't go out . half the time , i'm too tired to walk after the whole day out and yet i have to walk home ?! so play safe , no going out . unless i'm super hyper or smth or the cabbing ban is lifted then i'll go . hEH.

i have to dig for pics . it's for a super maluating reason . i shan't say it . it's embarassing ! Argsh . *blush attack*

.: You're a jellyfish-sucking mental midget :.

i'm 'banned' from cabbing .
ya , go ahead , scream Fcuk in that bitch's face .
hello , it's not as if it's a crime for me to take a cab ? shall i ban you from driving the metal clunk you call a car ? huh ? is it? is it a crime ? i guess you're afflicted with the most severe form of mental retardation . even if you're reading this , you aren't able to grasp the barest of what it is telling you . the ants are scurrying out of you cerebral department . hurry , stop them . you brain-dead freak .

Grotesque GargoyleS . i have no parents . they've been disowned . as a matter of fact , i don't have parents . this 2 kidnapped me to claim as thier own . they wanted a superbly intelligent daughter to show off to the rest of the world . i shall make them regret their thievery . i will shut down their life-support system in 5 seconds' time . UNLESS , they apologize .
5..
4..
3..
2..
1.. They're DEAD ! i've done a good deed . they should crown me King . i've rid the earth of 2 humans who do nothing but inhale oxygen and give out carbon dioxide . they're contributing to the greenhouse gases . they're harming this earth . they're a social menace . thank me , everyone .

I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them, on the whole, are items fit for the incinerator .

damn printer no ink . can't be bothered . just finished eng compo only . how pathtic . i hate this.

Argh !



this is so nice .

[If At First You Don't Succeed , Failure May Be Your Style]

checked results . and i am not pleased , i am not pleased . i shld hv counted . let the stupid sj girl get 8th position . darn ! i hate hypocrites . esp those that keep going i very long nv train , sure can't win then still can get into top 4 ! blah blah

i can't do english , don't hv the stupid paper . it's a freaky compo . yawn , boring . i decided to change skins like once a month ? nah , maybe when i'm sick of it ? oh gosh , i can't decide . shld the sch reimburse me for cab fare ? i think they shld . but they prob won't . Misers !

heh .

i'm StILL hungry . and i'm tired . and i'm still chlorinated . i'm off . i'm cross .

i just remembered something . i haven't bathe ! hAHA . i'm chlorinated

i don't know if she's back yet . hell . hunger pangs gone cos i'm eating CHOCS . heh

i'm hungry . but there's no one to cook for me . maid nt back yet

.: Whirlpool of Confusion-Depression :.

this is sad . no one for company till sch lets out . i raging mad ! thr's smth wrong with the prog order . how come 1500 a boys yest and 1500 b boys today ? Weirdos huh ? xw went back to sch . i cabbed home . was home like 30 or so mins ago ? i'm napping after this . i think it is unfair that they ring the bell to remind the 1500 swimmers that they are finishing and then for 400 they don't ring . hello , not all swimmers are good mathematicians k ? yes , i lost count . so i wasn't sure if there was another 100 or finished , so i let the sjc gal go first . she stopped . so did i . don't be smug , little girl , i coulda hv beaten u k ? there was so little people in the morn , thr will def be more later . not that i will be in the mood or have the time to go . i hate rg people , why so fast ? she kept saying very long never train , blah blah blah , then still can have a timing of 4:47:smth ! the next iming was 5 min+ . i'm feeling cheated .

Good luck to all of ya who still have events and thanks to those who wished me luck . must win .

perfect by nature
icons of self indulgence
just what we all need
more lies about a world
that never was and never will be
have you no shame don't you see me
you knw you've got everbody fooled
look here he comes now
bow down and stare with wonder
oh how we love you
no flaws when you're pretending
nut now i know he
never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed mw
and somehow you've got everybody fooled
without the mask where will you hide
can't find yourself lost in your lie
i know the truth now
and i know who you are
and i don't love you anymore

{Tears of yesteryear will never be forgiven nor forgotten }

July 2
aww . shucks . blogger conked up . 2 days alrdy . wth . ok .
so i shall blog on notepad then . watched the czech and greece match . omg .
greece so lucky !! hAHA . stupid nik . so now i shall only owe you 220 bucks . heh .
oh and for last match , no heavy stakes , i'm a -220 so must bet wisely .
betting $10 per goal . i bet greece win . i bet on them , they lucky so they win. hAHA
i am their lucky star . a v.big thank you to nik for asking me to bet on greece .
but it was pure luck . hope lady luck sides them ! heh . missed trg for this whole wk .
sunday must go alrdy . might do self-trg tml . if i can find someone .. eh .


July 3
tuition at 10 . and again at 3 . after that , dug snails and earthworms . we -me and bros- cooked them ! heh . with rice and tea . fun . real fun . hAHA , blogger conked out again . i loved the sizzling sounds the food produced .

.:Confusion and Depression at my doorstep:.
Today
went to kap macs for tea ? it was arnd 2 . won 200 yest . bet 50 with nik that greece will win . and greece won 1-0 . omg . hEHE . borrowed 20 from bro to bet and paid him back the same day ! home early (5+ or 4+) today . i am bleeding . i am so gonna foul up on sch ntls . meetg xw at gate . shucks . nv train for 2 wks or so ? this is bad . Sorry , my bad . hated coach so skipped many trgs . hEH . i deserve it huh ? i'm scarred . it hurts badly . i've new wounds all over . i'm sorry . really sorry . My bad . i'm at fault . yes , i am . i knw it now . *swears* a thousand gazillion sorries and it still doesn't change the pain huh ? believe me , i knw . it hurts but time will wash it away .

[ Laughter Hides My Sorrows ]
[ Charged Guilty . I while my time away behind bars ]

.: Bruised and Broken :.

oh . and as i was saying yesterday before i was so rudely interrupted by the darned black-out , THANKS A MILLION GAZILLION TIMES , ZOE! my saviour . omg . nik is so biased ! i asked (begged , implored) him to halve my debt but he always rudely brush it off with a no . then zoe ask him and he immediately agreed ! this is so unfair can . trained with her yest . thanks for the company . hope you didn't get into trouble with your teacher . :P thanks . love ya babe . hAHA .

my tuition teacher just finished swimming when the black-out occurred ! she was in the toilet then she say she thought the guards off the light or smth similar , oh and hAHA she screamed ! funny man . damned printer spoil la . can't print the sch ntls prog . yj say james swimming fly . i didn't see his name .. yet . :P
ohwells. print later lo.

hA . well . heck . it's time for a resurrection .. so WAKEY blog , WAkEY ! *grabs and shakes blog* i'm trying to revive my blog . it has fainted becos of the hazy hols . eH . hAHA . well . lotsa stuff happened . i'll forgo and forget the unpleasant unhappy nauseating crummy wretched afflicted melancholic (you get the idea) stuff that happened . it happened once too many though . *grimaces* hEh . wotever . i'm over it . hell . am i ? many things that have happened are beyond my (ok , OUR) control . we're hapless to do anything to prevent it from happeng . so DON"T GIVE A _______ (fill in the blanks . i'll prefer FCUK) ABOUT IT ! hEHE . at least try to , right ? :P

i'm trying to remember some of the good things that happen . *Looks up into the dark night sky , scratches head . Frowns* *Ta-Da . Blank* OMG , blank , how can it be blank ? ya , all the stupid stuff that shldnt hv happened clouded all the good stuff that happened . wth is wrong with the world . Damn haze , get away , you're clouding my vision . yes yes ok . i knw . i'll stop . yea , stop my bitching . i can assure you that will nv happen again . just a slip of the tongue . AHEMS .

OK , gd memos , come back . i hv nice chocs here . *tempts* hEh . went wild(x2) wet today . why do they use 2 wild ? it's dumb lo . i hate it . couldn't they have called it the wet wilderness or smth like that ? like wild wetness or wet wildness ? ya , ok , quit bitching , u monster inside my brain . stop forcing me to write such things . you evil demonic nefarious bonzo . * Struggles with the blazing opinionated inferno internally * ya , getting back the hang of blogging after all . *snaps fingers* back to topic . ohya , as i was saying , it was very hazy today . perfect weather . i tot it was gonna rain . :( the sidewinder is super duper funkiliciously cool . it's great fun . try it . knw wot ? wot ? i spent like 30-45 mins in the queue and the darned ride only lasted about 40 secs ? CRAPPISH ! played all except the slide thing . too many goddamned poseur freaks in frocks (it rhymes . sorta)in the Queue . it was real long . i swear . thr was like this (stretches hands apart 700 gaziliion times) many people . ya getting the idea right ? i tot you would . the shiok river wld be even more shioker if there weren't so many damned floats in it . i swear , those floats will drown you before the currents do . and the wave pool was having this comp i think . the waves were super huge and this guy was on a jetski doing stunts . NIce . but when we went to the wave pool , the waves were like so puny , even an ant wouldn't drown . i'm serious . When the jetskier was stunting(hEh) the waves were 5m high (or more) , it was also foaming! unfair right ?

i want to complain . i totally , utterly , fully , with-all-my-soul , hate hatE haTE hATE HATE resent resenT reseNT resENT reSENT rESENT RESENT uncle victor . such a biased fcuktarded freak-in-a-frock . i swear i'll do my own trg and i will nv go trg ever ever again . ASSHOLE!

i hope some kind soul wld donate money to me . i shall be eternally grateful . (if there is such a person : this is to her/him/them) You're the most charitable . you have the Kindest Soul . you are in the ranks of Mother Teresa , Princess Diana . You will be by God's side after death .

i still owe abt 400+ more . i hate you , nik . u tricked me into betting with you right? Arsepig . hEHE . and i hate my mama and papa cos they wldnt lent me money . and i hate Croatia , why nv tell me your skills so gd ? cldnt u hv scored just 1 goal and be happy with it ? and u darned England , you were losing your prowess right ? then just score 3 goals la ! make me lose money , u'd better pay me back . !!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm mad . it was so close lo . i swear i'll nv predict score anymore . i'll just bet win-lose can alrdy . win money so little , also not enough to cover my losses . most of all , i hate UEFA and Uncle Victor! ARGH . uGh .

May 27

.: Tootfcuks -> DEAD :.

bloody hell . super pissed now . stupid shoe thieves . i'll steal your oxygen .
why fight with me over the nike air force 1s ?
steal all the nice ones . just u wait . i'll hv my revenge .
tootfcuks . don't worry . company is on the way .
my mom dad bro are tootfcuks too . i hope my bro drowns in his fatty acids .
his brain has been corroded by the acid . oops . i forgot . he doesn't own one .
not since he was conceived . oh . that's too bad . but i don't care !
aren't you shoethieves glad for company ? more Tootfcuks to join you .
hAHA . go on . cheer . shout hurray .

HURRAY FOR TOOTFCUKS

so far i only failed amaths . 23/80 . nv get back eng and bio . tt's too bad .
but i don't care . pests . i use my pesticide to spray you .
PSST ! PSST ! PSST ! *plop* *plop* *plop*
down you go . yay . hAHA .

stef, tmr wot time is the game ? night i cant . aftnoon , i'll try .
i want those nike air force 1s . don't fight with me over them . u'll lose !
i need info . people, tell me if you knw of any place whr there are nike AF1s !
thnks ! love ya peeps .


p/s tell if only the AF1s are nice . if not , don't bother . i trust your judgements .
p/s sorry late entry . toofcuks (downstairs) offed the internet .
i'm gonna spray them too .
PSST ! *Aahhh..plop* (mum)
PSSt! *Aarrgghhh..plop* (dad)


Today
i can't go out . i'm poor . fcuking broke . i only have 30 cents . and i'm nt going to beg that bloody bitch for money . hear that bitch ! i don't care . i wont apologize or do anything similar . if i'm not going to go out then so be it . i'll just wait for people to come and treat me . if u don't give me money , i won't talk to u . yes , u're nth more than an ATM machine to me . i like my daddy and hate my mom . she's a tootfcuked bitch.

.: Tootfcuked :.

exams are over . got back results . satisfied with them . nt the best but considering the effort i put in , it's gd . hAHA . here , i'm predicting my results :


amaths : 18/80 . hmm . maybe nt tt bad . 26/80 ? or maybe worse?
biology: i don't knw how much it is upon . i guess 57% . gd enough
for me .
chemistry: 76% gd ah ?
chinese: 37.5/70 , 9/10 , 61/80 . high eh ?
emaths: 32/50 , 18/50 . overall pass
english: don't knw upon wot . i predict 65% or more .
geography: 22/30
ss: 28/44

so far , all the papers i got back got better than a pass . so , if you're proud of me , treat me eat coca . very long never eat alrdy . *drooling*
hAHA . oh . 1 more thing . the website has changed . add one 's' behind . yw's suggestion . thanks ya .


Bye bye ms teo . bon yoyage .

.: Pure and Distilled Hatred :.

i don't have the time to deal with people like you . i don't even know you . for goodness' sake , why the hell do you read my blog for ? pathetic loser . u wanta be me ? a million billion gazillion lifetimes later and you may start applying to my 500 dozens secretaries for a form . and even then , i doubt i'll let you be me ! they won't even give you a form . wot's your fcuking problem ? dya know me ? well , i don't knw you and i don't wanta knw you . so pls stop leaving your ugly tag msgs as me . cos i knw fer sure you don't have the same name as me ! Quit being such a fcuktarded poseur . if i ever find out who you are , you're gonnA DIE ! i'll drag your pigfaced ass to the Nile river and chop it off . this is just starting . the end is far away .


p/s : this blog is temporarily closed . that is , till i found out who the moron is .

.: Smiling Criminal :.

exams are sorta startg tomorrow . utter crap . fcuk . i have to study . don't i ? oh . and rmb van helsing and/or troy on sun at 1 can ? fcuk exams . movie more impt . hAHA .

i hate my mother . wot's the point of owning a car if you can't fetch your daughter back from sch ?

Man invented languages to satisfy his urge to complain .

Tootfcuk .

dream car .

.: The World Is Screwed :.

so my momma met dl and ngoh moron today . they talk a lot of crap . and i had to apologise to dl . fcuk .

ngoh : so wot shld you say
me : i won't do it again
momma : and ?
me : sorry

i only liked it when they said i was intelligent . and he threw my socks away . they thought it hilarious

Me : can i hv my socks back ?
dl : i threw them away
ngoh : hahaha . now gt sars so we dont keep them anymore

????????????????????????????????????????

fcuktarded . is it tt funny ? then i also rmb tt smth abt my sis in beijing . then my momma say tt nxt time i will work in india . then dl also say indonesia coming up tt kinda stuff . ain't exactly crap . but i wasn't planning on working thr . maybe i'll try . it looks kinda fun . hmm . now i'm still a lil angry . make tt quite a lil . hmm . this is over . life goes on .


i'm tortured.
i'm screwed for being such a slacker .
i'm failure-prone .
but i shall prove you wrong !
when i succeed in life , don't come begging!

damn doorbell spoil . keep on ringing . crank up the volume !

.: 21st Century Slaves :.

nope . i ain't talking abt us . i'm talking abt real people who are forced into slavery . and that includes all the bigshot countries . don't be sweet-talked by them . it's a farce k ? don't ever believe them . see it for yourself . why else did you think all the fat ugly balding rich politicians all over the world get their bevy of girls from ? they did it to survive . life is not fair . ugly dogasses ( dc dl ) get to live gd lives whilst elsewhr girls children women defenceless are foced into slavery .

ya . then those presidents will come out and say : ' we condemn those human traffickers . they shall have heavy punishment meted to them . blah . blah . blah . '

then they retire to their conference rooms to confer with the traffickers and choose girls and then he'll go back to his bedroom whr his harem will be waiting . this is fcuking crap . life ain't fair . i shall be a human rights activist . watch out u monkey bush , i'll get u .



hmm . my dad is reasonable . he's a great guy . love him . thanks daddy . he talked to me on fri night . and he asked me to just ignore dl . to treat him like a dog whose incessant barking can't be stopped *( becos his brain cells have been artificially removed for his siblings who have more brain potential ) . * i added these myself hAHA . i'm angry with my momma . she don't let me watch tv . then force me go bathe . tt bitch . i will watch spongebob later . i'll bash your brains in . bloody fcuktard . you're so troublesome . always irritating prople who want to spill your guts out and then you dirty the place and don't clean it . how inconsiderate . and i'm not buying you a mother's day present not because i hate you but because you don't deserve one . you ain't worth it ! you're not worth the attention i pay to the one speck of dust sitting by my table , hoping i'll take notice of it . the only time i'll take notice of you is when i want to clean my table and remove you dirty little puny speck from my table . Pest !

fcuking dog . if you confiscate my socks one more time , i ain't gonna tolerate it . you have irritaed me too much . your incessant barking is jarring my ears . i'll call the dog pound to take you in . you be a waste . they'll mince you and u'll become food for the animals in the zoo . they'll have food poisoning after eating you . the remnants of your carcass ( i didn't say corpse cos u ain't human ) will be tossed out . if they birds or fishes or bacteria feed on you , they get food poisoning too . you are the most inconsiderate person . why didn't you take care of your personal hygiene and diet ? cos all the animals worth millions fell sick becos of you . even if u die a gazillion times , you won't be able to pay for the damage done to their intestines and stomachs . you cruel insufferable brute who's worth less than 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cent . eew . your family cringe in shame and disgust at the sight of you .

.: Death To All Who Oppose Me :.

u candy-ass chicken choker .

F, there'll be this gigantically enormous fan facing you , blowin , twisting your face into horiible contortions . then i'll present you this huge shiny mirror for you too see your ugly face and cellulite . your features drowning in cellulite . then you'll shriek and scream and become hysteric . And faint . you dickbrained Cuntfucker ! i'll revive you by drowning you in U's cunt . U will smile at you and you'll smile back . but when fully conscious you'll realise that U's an old hag with distorted features . hooked nose with warts filled with grey slime that threaten to burst any moment . one eye that stares at you unblinkingly . the other eye sewed shut with black thread . uneven stitches . blood encrusted at the stitches . and a mouth that resembles a cess-pit and smells like one too . they'll be wrinkles all over her face with a boil on her right cheek 3 cm away from her nose . pus is pouring out of it into your mouth . U leans down and smiles seductively ( or so U thinks) before biting off your nose . F , u have this vague memory of her from somewhr .
.... That's right . He's/She's/It's { -------- } ain't it your abs fave ? hint: it's a letter of the alphabet .

you'll scream and scream and scream . at the sight of your perfect (nah . only the fugly F thinks so) nose in b/w the crooked yellow rotting teeth and blood pouring down into infiltrating your mouth . the germs start spreading thru your veins . Like a lil scoutgirl with 2 neat plaits knocking on your door asking if you'd like to buy some cookies for some fundraising thingy . when you agree and turn to get money , she'll mutate , knocking down the door and trampling on its recipient . the monstrous dickface will search the house for more bimbotic grub . if it finds none , the person who answers the door will be gobbled up in the monster's mouth that spews forth toxic odorous green gas speckled with red . all your cells hv the intelligence of an amoeba . mind you , tt's 1 amoeba brain shared by billions of cells . they'll all be gobbled up by the germs spreading thru you body . when you come to see the doctor , the doc shakes head and refrains from touching you and even getting within distance of your trail . finding a spot to inject , the doc will stab and stab and stab you with the needle , making pinpricks all over your body as you wail like a demented banshee .
the doctor will inject you with a black bubbling liquid . It's to speed up the deterioration of your cells , retard your death , making it painful and letting you see yourself waste away . and letting the doctor , me , see you suffer . whrby i'll join hands with a group of leprechauns and gargoyles who'll dance gleefully with me . the leprechauns will jab at you with their new weapons - satay sticks - which i gave . they exalt me , i gave them freedom , they pay homage to me , by making you suffer . the gargoyles will swoop down and scratch your noseless face with their piercing tainted with poison claws . you'll itch like hell aft each scratch and will literally scratch your face to shreds . skin hanging and cellulite exposed , the hag comes after you again and hug you . forcing you to masturbate with her . to lick caress her pendulum-like breasts which are 3ft long . she is covered with grime and dirt everywhr . you can see fleas hopping to new territory - you . then you'll scratch youself and her long nails will dig into your back as she sucks you penis . it's as long as a 3cm ruler . unable to feel anything in your 'bush' she bites down on it -hard- to make sure it's real . you howl and slap her in the face . she jabs you in the eyes and you feel your eyeballs rolling backwards . then they fling themselves out and she'll grab them and chew them . hear the sound of slime and soft glass-like cartilage being crunched ? blind , you stumble into a covered trap . below the pit are numerous satay sticks sharpened by the finest smiths - leprechauns . you fall in , impaled on the numerous sticks . your heart , thighs arms hands fingers nails , toes torso pelvis , 3cm dick , stomach intestines colon rectum anus are covered with numerous countless little holes where your infected blood oozes out of them . the gargoyles dump rats , snakes , maggots by the billions inside until you're fully covered . 2 days later , nth is left . not even a piece of bone . you're in hell wandering about , when a pigheaded snaketorsoed dog pelvised pigtrottered animal walks out and taps you on the shoulder . you faint . when you wake up , you're roasted alive on a bbq pit . all around are creatures of similar design , they look at you and lick their lips .

..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

.: The 10 Ways Of Torture :.

The damned cunt-faced moronic bitchslapped by his momma dog . FCUKINF BIASED . how dare he ? he'll die . i swear lord i'll kill him ! wtfcking shit . why he don't confiscate those malay girls socks ? they also wearing ankle right ? unless you're so in love with me that u love my socks so much and hug it to slp everyday ? U Fcukheaded dog-face pansy . wot a pita . u darned fcuking poseur ! how dare u pose as a man ? i know u're a fcuking faggot . ill-mannered pervert . wot a lamentably indecent half-wit . u totally have no brains . not even a fcuking braincell . if u try thinking , all you can do is to frown and wrinkle your forehead into ugly contours like those of a map but not say a single damned word . cos YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO BRAINS . u shithead . having you in my presence is tainting every pore in my body cos u're so fugly . my skin cells shrivel up and die at the sight and stench of u ! how could u do these to the innocent people who haven't offended u ? u're killing us everyone of us . why the hell dya stink so much ? cos u only contain sweat pores and cells ! no other living organism wld go near u . we hv no choice u came near us , poisoning us . we're dying by the dozens . heartless . OH . i forgot . u hv no heart u were born w/o one . u only contain sweat cells aint that just fcuking right ???? Fcuktard !! You are the largest and smelliest shit pile that has ever existed in your stinking world . Ever thought of emigrating and removing one more bit of pollution from the country? u'll be saving all of us ( not that we'll be grateful or kit with u )

anger coursing thru my veins
knocking on all the doors
warning ! warning !
explosion occurring
5..4..3..2..1
BOOM !
Dog-faced leong is gonna get roasted !

*jumps for joy*

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i'll replace your intestines with a 4m long , 17 cm in diameter pregnant python . it's head will be sticking out thru your anus . it'll nibble it's way out , nibbling on your cellulite-ish bums . and i'll sew up your stomach . letting it give birth inside . all the young, once hatched, will start gnawing on your innards . and they'll make their way out , still gnawing , thru your vagina your eyes your anus your ears your nose your mouth .

Take that bitchified fcuktard . see if u'll do tt again . watch your ass .

.: Creature Of The Night :.


bloody hell . fcuking pissed now . my youngerst bro cz is a moronish fucktarded hopeless condemned-to-hell bastard . steal my tuition time slot . then now i can't watch hellboy . i'll make sure he kills you . damn damn damn . if i had tuition at 230, can catch the 415 show . the assholey bro of mine finishes tuition at 430 ! so dumb . need longer tuition . asshole .

bloodied clothes . i hate dc . tt fcuktard . as if i was at fault like that . the other 2 fcuktarded imbeciles in the group weren't the ones talking . wth u want me to do ? hold a knife to their throat and force them to talk ? i'd rather pull out their tongues and feed it to you . raw ! bitch

i'll make lil stabs to your face . disfiguring you . i'll cut you throt ear to ear . decapitating you . i'll slash you body into an I shape . break your ribcages and dig out your organs . disembowel you . let the dogs feed on your organs . and u'll lay there dead . not knowing what had happened . i'll chop off your feet as souvenirs . i'll skin your fat thighs bithc

.: I'm Alive . You're Dead :.



ASSHOLES--> nosey parkers pls fuck off . you've no right to be reading my blog . Fcuktarded morons . if i hear news of you reading it , u die . watch your graphic death here . i'll promise to make it as gory as possible . you'll love it . i swear .

bad-mooding now .

yest blacked-out while i was blogging . wtf . crap timing . beware. i might slaughter you (people responsible) for it. Are you plain dumb or wot ?

cabbed home . met sis on the way . didn't offer her a ride . bitchy . ooh . touchy .

Sometimes you just irritate me
so i want to kill ya .
Other times you rub me the wrong way
so i want to slaughter you .
Hark
those pleasant squeals .
Keep outta my way .

maybe going trg later . feel like thrashing . masochist who feel like getting whacked . call me . 94247527

.: Deformity Rearing Its Ugly Head :.

i'm in dire need of spritual fulfillment . emotional fulfillment is in the works . physical fulfillment can be suppressed for quite a long while more . everyone needs fulfillment of some kind . you ?

Shout To The Lord

My Jesus , My Saviour
Lord, there is none like You
All of my days,
I want to praise
The wonders of Your mighty love
My comfort, my shelter
Tower of refuge and strength
Let every breath,
All that i am
Never cease to worship You.
Shout to the Lord
All the earth let us sing
power and majesty,
Praise to the King
Mountains bow down
And the seas will roar
At the sound of your name
I sing for joy at the work
of Your hands
Forever I'll love You
Forever I'll stand
Nothing compares to the
promises I have in You .


whew . soulful . it blows me away . i really crave fulfillment . i need to do something meaningful . am i wasting my life away ? i have to do something about it . shape it up . be the potter moulding the clay . something worthwhile . life can't be this monotonous right . i feel a higher calling . *looks to the sky*

eep !my free timing is 37.smth
omg . it's so slow . tell me this isn't happening . pls .
Gnarled roots of depression
reaching for me ,
pulling me towards it .
Sinking deeper into depression .
Brick after brick being laid
to prevent you all unworthies
from glimpsing me , reaching me .

honestly . do you think i'm psychopathic ? am i mentally unsound ?

.: Dipping into the Coldness Of Dark Space :.

whew . maths test tomorrow . wot's the topic again ? can't remember .

recap:
sch
home
chi tuition till 7+
eat
slacked
tv
com now

FcukinG UNentertaining day . eh ? man i need some excitement . pls . pls . let the kboxing session be on . pls don't change it k ? hAHA . thanks . first hAHA , imagine how depressed i am . saddened heart . don't bother cheering me up . *dark cloud looming overhead*

HOW LONG WILL THIS LAST ? *groans*
*heartache* eyecandiES , whr are you ?

wot's the meaning of this ?
why do this to me ?
DON'T
i HATE you . tons .
freakin' fcukstrated

.: Are YOU Motivated? :.

ahem . woah . tough talk today . hAHA . so i'm asking myself .. wot exactly am i swimming for ? no idea . why do i go for training ? just to stay fit ? or is there another reason for me doing so ? i can't anwer this questions . i have to think about it . when i have the time . should i just quit and let it be ?

i'm undecided about the 2nd sport . squash or kickboxing ?eh . which better ? today i did home work . *beams proudly* . hAHA . guai or not ? aft tuition today , walked over to jcc . waited for daddy to pick me up . i reached at about 625 . he said he bathing ask me wait at pub . saw unc jimmy too . so i wait then he come out , he sit and drank and talk with his friends . then i waited till 756 then leave . hAHA . not that i mind . his friends are quite nice . order nuts and 100+ for me to eat altho i keep declining . hAHA .

oh . and the most important news : I CUT MY HAIR . hAHA . yay . will show those of u going kboxing on sat . it's still on right ? i think i shld be able to go . *thoughtful look* hmm . uncfmed . cfm on thurs la .

.: Paradise on Earth :.

headed for training today . quite vigorous but ain't feeling tired . hEE . quite hyper in fact . hAHA . fat boy's 'adolf hitler' hairstyle quite nice i must say . recap: at sch busstop . saw fat bro on 985 . so scrambled up the bus . headed home with him . then we raced . stopped at provision shop there . he buy 100+ . i buy chips . then walked then ran all the way home . i won ! yay ! *smirks* hAHA . shall wake up early tmr . feel like going gym . pump weights and stuff . tofu arms . tmd then .


i HATE the name candy cindy or wotever else of that sort . HATE it . just HATE it .


A caged bird , spreading its wings , flew off into the night .

.: Subtle tremors :.

dl is a fcuktarded creep . anyhow confiscate my socks . i'm a naturalist ! that's why i wear ankle socks . saving the cotton plants from extinction . those long socks require more cotton from cotton plants , plants do not have enough time to grow more and soon they will be completely wiped out ! have a heart will ya ? spare a thought for those plants , suffering just cos we need a lil comfort . how cruel ! dl will nv get into heaven for his cruelty to plants . ankle socks require less cotton so the plants will not die out so fast . it makes sense to you right ? hAHA . i'm serious .

i shall plot his death after maths hmwk .

just finish english compre . rather bored . shall cut my hair soon . so hot . wot the hell is wrong with the weather anyway ? moodswinging ? hAHA . rain, sun . heavy rain , hot sun . crazy (!?) hello , we're innocent , pls notice us anyway though we're super dimunitive .

i'm SOO PROUD ! i passed a-maths . only 14/38 people pass . imagine . eheh . i'm such a genius . omg , i'm blushing . hAHA . as if . my score: 13/25 . nothing much to gloat about but considering the number of people who passed . i feel so proud of my accomplishment . hEE . still have to do maths . fcukshit . ain't really in the mood .

.: FCUKstrated :.

my sister the fcuktarded slut . who the hell wants to play with her . i'd have grabbed her hair and slam her head against the door . Hard . if my momma weren't watching . reached home at 545 . no tv to watch . omg . fucked-up momma brought the scv to office then nv bring back . ' momma , u're a *&^$&^%& mothercrapper '. oOh . it's her b'day today . practically forgot abt it . how much worser can i get ? saddening . wells , just wished her happy b'day . tt's all .
oh . and she was so cute today . hAHA . cos just now the subject of molecules and atoms came up . so my bro say a molecule is made up of 2 or more atoms joined together . so i asked him . wot used to join ? then my momma said blu-tack . (?!?) hilarious k . but i'm mad at her . she deprived me of my cartoons .
wot a sadomasochist . man , i love this word .

i'm feeling repressed .
someone out there ,
pls release the latch on the cage
and set me free .

i feel like going to church .

.: Extending my middle finger to the world :.

hmm . doing chem project now . poking twigs into balls ain't exactly my idea of fun . hAHA . i wanna cut my hair ! it's so long now . omg . skipped trg today though unc vic specified must go cos he teaching new stuff . wotever . i want to learn kickboxing/squash . i don't really have the mood to train . uGh . things are quite alright now . btw , sis left . i also want to go !

Your ideal Middle-Earth parents are Aragorn and
Arwen! They are the king and queen of Gondor,
which makes you a prince or princess. Not too
shabby, huh? Youll get to take over the
kingdom someday. Look at you, all
heir-to-the-throne-y! Oh, did I mention that
you are gorgeous? Your Middle-Earth mama is
practically a supermodel, while your
Middle-Earth dad managed to turn heads at
eighty-seven years old. Youve hit the genetic
lottery, my friend! Your last name is
Telcontar and you live in the city of Minas
Tirith.

Your Middle-Earth mama is Arwen Undomiel. She is
an elf but gave up her immortality to be with
your dad. If you do something bad she will
probably lower her head in sorrow and shed a
tear or two, which, although it may not be her
intention, is major guilt tripping. Through
Arwen you are related to Elrond and Celebrian
(your grandfather and grandmother) and Celeborn
and Galadriel (your great-grandparents). She
is also a link to your uncles Elladan and
Elrohir, who spoil you rotten.

Your Middle-Earth dad is Aragorn. Since he became
king he has been going by King Elessar, but he
has a lot of other names too. He is an amazing
warrior and will teach you everything he knows.
Some dads play football with their kids - your
dad gave you your first sword at the age of
three! Aragorn is the disciplinarian, and
since your grandfather Elrond raised him he is
very stern when necessary. Just behave
yourself and you should be fine.

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You are a silver dragon. The rarest kind of dragon.
YOu are noble yet avoid humans as much as
possible. You are the guardian of the
defensless and you rule the skies.


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Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
"May barbarians invade your personal
space!"
You are highly confrontational and possibly in a
bad mood. You would have sworn in this quiz,
if I had made it an option.


Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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Ghost or spirit: You are a lost soul. Very calm and
sweet, you are often the one who asks: What if?
With a clever mind, you want to explore the
world on a different level. Without the
answers, you aren't ready to move on. You are
most likely very creative and find yourself
thinking things through on a different level.
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.: Grossified :.

skipped trg today . wasn't really in the mood . slept till 8+ . woke up . ate . tried slping again but failed . so came up to blog . omg , i've not been blogging for so long . hAHA . sis going back this sat . tml having tuition . then maybe go town get some stuff for her or play . hEH hEH . the wkend is finally here . sch is getting boring . i'm getting into the 'slacking mood' . pls don't comment on it . quit saying i'm lazy and crap . it's pure confounded crap .

truth is
i'm hardworking (very)
i'm diligent
i'm humanistic
i'm pertinacious
i'm a sage
i'm dexterous
i'm pre-eminent



I don't think you all ready

Graffiti decorations under a sky of gray
This constant apprehension still giving me away
The lessons I've forgotten
Inside of all I've learned
Now I find myself in question
point the finger at me again
Guilty by association
point the finger at me again

I wanna runaway
I wanna know the truth
I wanna know the answers
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind

Paper bags and angry voices under a sky of gray
This constant apprehension won't seem to go away
All my talk of starting over
These words were never true
Now I find myself in question
point the finger at me again
I'm guilty by association
point the finger at me again

I wanna runaway
I wanna know the truth
I wanna know the answers
I wanna shut the door
And open up my mind

Gonna runaway, gonna runaway



You have an angry soul! Angry Souls arent always
angry, but they cannot easily forgive and hold
grudges. You probably often get in fights with
your friends and family, and its difficult for
you to understand. When someone makes a
mistake, you dont let go easily and hold on to
those memories. Your very stubborn and your
rage is known to everyone. Though you never
actually mean it, you can say mean things in a
fight and go over board. Many people are
sometimes intimidated by your anger. But you
have many redeeming qualities and those are
that you are quite intelligent and smart. You
would make a good businesswoman or lawyer
because you know how to prove your point. You
cherish the ones around you, and appreciate
life, even though you can complain or throw a
tantrum now and then. The good things is, you
keep your emotions very outspoken, and are
normally a very happy person because all your
rage is let on the outside. Anger is simply a
state, but you, yourself as a person, are
great.


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.: Action Barbie :.

new word from my bro . hAHA . action barbie ! still doing compoS . long way to go . man . still have maths . both a and e . i'm so dead . but super happy with my purchases . sorry all who didn't get souvenirs . Not enough . Real sorry . june, i promise if i go beijing visit my sis i'll buy enough back . shopped quite a lot . fav place: hua wei ta sha . it's super like heeren whr the youths (super funky) shop . nice stuff there . they have like 1 flr dedicated to accesories, 1 for shoes, 1 for bags , 1 or 2 clothes then topmost flr is food . hAHA . s'pore is so hot . beijing is cooler but when the wind blows. Brrr..super cold . u can feel the chill in your bones . ah wells , shall elab later . gotta rush thru the damned compos . ciao .

.: Bleeding Profusely :.

am in china now . blogging on my sis com . relatively ok . enjoying myself ? ya . dad left today . his flight at 1130 . well , bon voyage to him . bought lots of stuff . don't knw real or fake . they say real but i think fake . sis bargain for me so i nt sure . going sight-seeing tomorrow . fri return but i dont want go sch ! hAHA . well, gtg now . don't miss me .

.: Honest Constipation :.

leaving in approx. 18 mins time . hAHA . okay . don't have time to kill twl(tan weeliat for short) . come home then kill him . change of plans . momma say sis maybe have to come back on fri cos her prof call her then she must come back . wth . so maybe coming back with her . ain't sure . thanks for all the gd luck wishes and stuff . don't worry . will buy souvenirs back for u people .

.: Tragedy :.

hmm . okay . yesterday's recap

woke up at 12+ ? hurried down to jean's place . yech . cabbed there le . turned out i was early . DAMN . i hATe You . hAHA . kidding . hmm . momma came fetch me at arnd 5+ ? ya . then went to great world . ate at crystal jade . the xialongbao very nice . hAHA . hmm . then walked around . wanted to buy billabong tee . and well u knw , my shopping expense this month is at the max , according to some looney-tune lunatic ! wth . came home . had tuition .

today : woke up at 6+ . went for training . usual 5 rnds around pool . but was late so did only 2 or 3 . then swam . very tiring ! he is a sadist . then went to bathe . headed home . slept till 2+ . lunched . read the papers . tuition . went grandmomma's hse . momma helped uncle with his com . slacked till 7+ . headed home . dumbass cassandra called at 8 . say go clubbing . wth . u no sch i got sch lo . still must copy the chem crap . uGh . feel like ponning . hmm . if can 'buy' mc frm somewhr ..

anyone can help ? i don't wanna go detention . all the super 'resourceful' people , i know u can help . tell me ! pls . pretty pls with tons of sugar !

.: Eaten :.

hmm . daddy booked tickets today . cfm going beijing to see my sis . yAY . hAHA . skipped training . too tired . no mood . coach suX . i want to be a muay thai warrior ! i want to learn squash ! i'm bored with my life . i think i'll quit training . it's SO SO fcuking boring .

.: panda-eyes :.

tomorow is the annual sports day of cckss . BORING ! hmm . got to rmb to buy chips and all my foodies . went to momma's car to take stuff just now . she locked it with the key and i use the remote open . then the fcuking car alarm sounded .

shitteningly loud !

errhmm . uh . new word ? hAHA .

prob going bowling or west coast after that ? ya . still undecided la . this bunch of fickle-minded undecisive bimbos ? hAHA . *tsk*

hmm . still can't find those purple fuckbands . JEAN . i hate you . ask your friend help me buy le . pls pls pls .

.: my eyecandy :.

cabbed home today . chi tuition tcher alrdy here . uh . wasn't she supposed to reach at 430 ? ahwells . nvm then . tuition for 2 hours cos my fucktard of a sis supposedly had to do research on some 'wot happened in singapore on the day i was born ' crap . well . on the day she was born , i hated her . hAHA . i bet it was only 1/4 true . more like 20 mins research and 4 hrs play ? she's a fucking poseur ! copy me and my boardshorts . act so crazy over boardshorts . ya . it's only an act . a god-damned act ! OH PUHLEEZ . grow up lo .
my latest must-have : oakley boardshorts . very nice and very ex and my mother unwilling to give me money to buy it ! saddening .i hate her .

you have a terrible sense of creativity
scratch that . you have NO sense of creativity
you are a damned poseur
super-retard
pestilence

.: feeling guilty :.

i'm sorry .
but i've sworn off maths
you can't expect me to do well in it .
i know i promised i'll pass very well
that i'll get an A .
but i can't do it .
i really can't .
i shan't lie to myself anymore .
u shldn't too .
today's a maths paper was a total flop .
i can't do most of the questions no matter how hard i tried .
quit deceiving me and you .
you know i can't make it .
leave it at that .

you'll ask WHY?

and i can only say i was born to fail maths , to let you down



yes . i am depressed now . ohwells gotta get my ass moving if i'm going to be on time . ohya . and leeanne's party yest was a blast ! real fun

:: i TOTALLY regret The promise ::


okay . next thing on my to-buy list :adidas sports bra . make it 7
hEh hEh . bought leeanne and steph's prez alrdy . it's WOAH big . hAHA . finally inbox is cleared . well ya . i'm glad most of you guys did well . and those slackers who didn't , pls don't be sad just get on with life k ?

sorry tina . so , did u still go to the honey hiphop dance comp ? how was it ? it sounds fun .

recap : woke up at 11+ . eat . went back to slp till lin lao shi woke me up for tuition . succumbed to temptation and switched on hp . replied 2 msgs ONLY . hAHA . i didn't choose . then off-ed it again . then abt 4pm-ish momma say go buy prez . i wanted to go furthur but she say imm so imm lo . went gm's house first then went imm . after shopping , went jln lorong kilat (or wotever the add is) to fetch my bro . he had a party . then went cold storage and strudel house . yummy apple strudel ! then came home . tuition AGAIN . a-maths CT on mon . *grinX*

leeanne's place tmr . *yAy* hAHA . undecided abt trg tmr . not sure if can wake up .

true case of 'roll eyes'

.: act in conformity of your principles :.

my grandma at my house . she had a tiff with my uncle and came here to stay . many restrictions from now on . but she's asleep now . so can't be bothered but she gave me 10 bucks when she saw me . hAHA . i know i shouldn't be saying this but it's the only good thing about her . yes . i know . i'm unfillial . oh . and i passed my a-maths test . got 21/35 . some applause please . hAHA . i can't read msgs till tmr's 8pm . super sorry . and i hope you all did well . my bro didn't fail . he got 28 or so marks . el b3 the rest c6 . pathetic right ? hA . he had it coming . think he going poly . have to buy leeanne and steph's presents tml . maybe i'll go buy it alone . can't risk contacting u all . sorry .

potluck today . lotsa food . training was super intense . muscles aching . reached club at about 7pm-ish . everyone was alrdy in the pool . we were the last to arrive . ate talk laugh . parents talk about their kids the food and o lvls and all the whatnot crap they always talk about .

Lately i'm such a goody two shoes
that it disgusts me
it's a show .
a facade .
of guai-ness
wish i didn't have to do well/study hard
this is depressing
but i don't want to be a failure in life
this is my chance to shine
to prove my mark
to be on the top of the world
i will not fail


i hate my homeland . concentrates too much on study study study . and no play play play . haven't they heard that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ?
they're restricting our creative juices because if allowed to flow , the juices will swarm over them . drowning them . smothering them . killing them . they want to retain control over us and mold us into an exact model of themselves . hiding our absolutely vivacious unique personalities . making boring models of themselves ubiquitous, found in every nook and cranny of this island .

this the reason why i'd rather study abroad . i feel my talents going to waste , my creativity stifled .

.: 2 more days :.

hAHA . went gym today . some person was staring . but wasn't wearing specs so couldn't see real well . only when the person was at the water dispenser then saw him . thought he looked v familiar . then he left before i could see more . i can remember him now though i don't want to (this was added as an afterthought) i really remember who he is .

yay . 2 more day . well not exactly . 21 more hours . i think . hAHA . well . getting back maths paper tomorrow . sec 4s also getting back their Os . well . theirs more impt lo . LOL . well , good luck to all of u ! hope u all fail ! hAHA . okyx . nt really la . those whom are good to me and i like u will pass ! people like my bro will get 50 points ! :P hmm . well actually i'm lying . well , just hope he gets into poly or his life is ruined . hey 17-yr-olds , pls do well k ? do me proud . tell me your results immediately ! it will be at 230 right ?

hmm . got to remember to buy steph and leeanne prezzies . remind me k ?

and lastly , THANKS CASS . you're my saviour .

.: sinking into self-despair :.

go away . mayhaps this will help . disgusted at how guai i am . lately . SADDENING . but a promise is a promise . what can i say/do ? if i could turn back time , i wish :
- i never made the promise
- i had never known you
- i had stayed in church

but i can't . this is life . you've got to stick with what you chose . and i chose the wrong path . can't turn back . only able to run ahead . outrun all problems . hopefully . well . this is it .

STUCK

.: hit by a DOUBLE WHAMMY :. <-- true

erm . cass ang ! contact me asap !

hit by a double whammy . so true . i need help . don't desert me . got ss test tomorrow . no mood to study . i can only pray . i hate this . myself included . it's all **** fault . i can't name names . this is so frustrating . leave me alone .

teachers = trou du cul . hAHA .

.: you are so passe :.

did some cliches today . hAHA . super funny . cliches are so passe . get it ?
yest's ac carnival was damn funny ! and super HOT . as in sun shining kinda hot . there were hordes of people at the cck train station . then my friend was like if all these people get off at buona vista , i'm gonna kill myself . then on the way there , saw more girls than guys and i was the gals are gonna outnumber the guys by the ratio 5:1 . then she was like no . more like 10:1 . when reached there , there were like so many people . gazillions k ? then she was like all the happening people will be at acjc today . then we started laughing . then she say all the girls go see guys one la . stuff like that lo . guys very nice meh ? see me nicer . met a lot of people . xw, leeanne and terry came later . hAHA . well ya , saw acs br principal got dunked . or one of the ac principals lo . nt very sure . but hecka fun . left abt 440 . close to 5 . take bus to beauty world . at first planned to go cine . but then felt that go cine in acjc tees very weird so decided to go to beauty world and have a drink then head home . then at the macs there , got some guys keep staring at our ac tees . then amanda was like so many anti-ac people . sickening . then i was like i thought a lot of people want go ac ? then she was got a lot of pro-ac people BUT also a lot of anti-ac one . then talked abt sch . she was telling me about the jealous people in her class cos she gt tops in accnts then they all went boo . others win . they went yay . can understand . similar thing happened . jealous of results la . ya . so ks for wot ? fail will do one good . coming tops in every sub is OH so sickening . but if one has brains cannot blame . comparison is no use lo . oh . and i'm NOT repeat NOT referring to anyone in particular . *smirks* yea . i understand jealousy . hAHA . jealous people can be found in every nook and cranny of earth . she took cab home and i took 67 . then on the bus there was this 2 guys talking . one was ugly , the other nt so bad . better then avg
ugly : i hate ac people .
nsb : u talking abt that one ah ? she don't look 17 le
ugly : think she not in acjc la . so young .
nsb : u go ask her la
ugly : why me ? u go

i was smirking my ass off . give up the ghosts 2 bastards . btw , that's a cliche . anti-ac ugly faint-hearted chicken head baboon .

got off the bus walked up the mountain 1/2way met my mum then she say get in go buy rat cage . so i hopped in and ended up buying more than rat cage . bought groceries . then headed home . stank . felt damn sticky . also very tired . split b/w going to sleep and going to bathe . just finished facial . aft this going to do maths and chem . emaths ct tomorrow and can't be bothered . tired man . get off my back .

.: driving into self-destruction :.

hmm . reached home . ate . slept till 7+ . hmm . realised that i didn't go for training . tomorrow going acjc carnival . meet amanda then go with her . undecided to go holland v eat or eat there . hAHA . wot if the food there damn gross ? i'm bored . should i post one of the artworks i did ?

.: you're just jealous :.

you're a fucking unreasonable bastard . i let u bitched at me for 2 days straight and that's already a lot . i don't even care if u get so fucking depressed and decide to end your life . I DON"T CARE . yest was my turn to bitch and u interrupted . today u called and bitched again . you wanna be a fucking bitch . that right ? if not quit bitching at me . find others k ? if u like bitching so much i suggest u cut off your penis and install a fucking cheebye . u like that don't you ? and i'm NOT repeat NOT referring to anyone in particular .

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

man . goddamn pissed at gary . just cos SHE doesn't like him anymore doesn't give him the right to bitch 2 days straight . GOD . grow up pal , love is part and parcel of life . can't stand it then take your own life man . and it ain't my fault . you were the one who liked her k ? and you were the one who asked me to intro k ? get it right . it's your fault not mine . quarrel after quarrel . i need help !

:: i'm going insane ::

.: I hate my mother :.

my mother is a lying fat slut . at first she said she was going to drive to the place . then she say she not very sure , so park at gombak and take mrt . then she changed her mind again ! she said my dad will drop us off there then take mrt home . i/2 way dad's friend called say he at JE so my dad went JE pick up his friend first then my mother said drop us at JE take train down . i was like wth . we'll get there faster if my dad sent us lo . i got a LIL pissed . then she took out my ez-link card and left the rest of my stuff in the car including wax ! i didn't even know.. till we took the train . i felt so naked without my hp and wax and 'wallet' . reached home . she wanted to go buy lock and i was like u go yourself i going home to sleep . when my dad reached home and i woke up , i went down to get my stuff . but only found my wax , couldn't find my hp and carry-all . my daddy and i searched the whole front seat also cannot find . so i went up to ask her

me : where you put my stuff
she: in the compartment
me : wot compartment ? find the whole car still cannot find . you go downstairs find for me
she: go find by yourself
me : i don't even know where it is . how the hell you expect me to find ?
she: in the compartment of the front seat
me : there's so many compartments ! how would i know which . why can't you just go downstairs and tell me exactly where it is and then you can come up to do your stuff right ?
then she slapped me . say i so rude and stuff . i glared at her and slammed the door . then she started shouting again . i went fuck you bitch and went into my room . my dad help me find my stuff . thanks daddy , you're the best unlike some sluttenized bitch . tell me , is the damned whore at fault or me ?

wot a little fickle-minded fuckassing retard .
i'd rather have a mean calculating bitch then a lying sluttenized whore for my mother .


you little fat-faced slut begging for my attention
you're nothing to me
nothing
absolutely nothing
feel my hatred bitch
be afraid
go screaming your head off
no one will bother about you
a puny little life lost in the billions gazillions
cos i'll kill you
with my own bare hands
or
with a borrowed knife
stabbing it into you
wrenching it
the knife in your damned pulsating heart
beats once
twice
and it goes all still
you know why ?
it's becos you're dead
A FUCKING DEAD CORPSE !

i rid society of a motherfucker like you . they ought to give me a plaque of honour and publish this sensational delightful piece of news worldwide . they ought to exalt me and make me ruler of this universe .


:: wallowing in self-denial ::

yeA . i really could do with some help now

i seriously need help

.: City of Sin :.

i'm sorry . i'm really sorry . i didn't mean it that way ! i'm honestly sincerely terribly sorry ! forgiveness is a virtue . forgive me k ? ya . i knw it was my fault and stuff but i don't know wot came over me . posessed ? say you'll forgive me !

training today was not interesting . unc vic think he swim very fast then keep on talking about the paysc people . if he likes them so much , go back to them la . why come here for wot ? waste time only . keep on saying us this not good that not good . i don't want to listen to your 'too slow or cannot make it' crap !poseur .

know wot ? after his damn training i lost 400 grams . uGh . my beloved gravitational pull , don't go ! come back to me ! i hate him . trg today wasn't so tiring , but we had to run 5 rounds around the pool AGAIn .

i am a sinner wallowing in self-denial . i am a skeptical sinner, wary of all .
don't ask me why i said that , just felt like it . after all , we live in a city of SIn . ain't it so so true ?

hAHA . sorry did not blog on fri and sat . fri was too damn fcuking shagged after the damned trg . sat was spent watching the maas after having fun at esplanade . hAHA . started watching from 10 till 1 . 3 hrs ! nt very interesting lo . only liked the part where the black-eyed peas performed . took lotsa pics on v-day . later will upload . days later prob . sorry . got home abt 8+ . started studying at 914 . ended at 1010 . uGh . haven't finished studying . only 1/2way thru geog . then bathe for 40 mins cos bought new lotion and wanted to try out . hAHA . it smells nice .

very pissed at my parents . scolded me for nothing . after they scold me , i went out with tina(it's been almost a year since we went out eh ? march till now . very long alrdy . dear hol friend , must go out with u more during the hols .thanks for rmbing me . i nearly forgotten u . your funniness and all your nonsense . take care . miss you )
she dropped me a msg saying :hey howya..takecare..free call me then we go play k? then i went : ya-sure-how abt now? whr u want go ?i go anywhr gt nice food can alrdy then she was: go taka ? breeks want? then i was: huh-just now go there eat alrdy-but nvm la-go lo-cya there at 715 ? then she was:k..cya..dun b late ah
thanks tintin gal . my parents are so unreasonable lo . got home also never talk to them . but my dad was like don't be so petty . u hungry ? ask suda cook . then i just glare at him and walk off .

still must write some lame english piece . no mood le . just crapshit all over then pass up . hAHA . okyx . really gottA GET MY ASS MOVING ON THE PIECE .

today
hmm . hAHA . check this out . shi hui wrote on her blog :
" v's day is only 2 days away..and i still dun have a date..walao..die la.. "

hAHA . so cute right ? to shihui if u reading: why no date will die ? hAHA . relac la . next year find one earlieer . blog-reading just now . saw so many hilarious stuff . hAHA . realised my blog very boring .
so i shall describe in detail wot happened today . woke up at 625 . went to brush teeth . changed . eat honey stars . got into car . sent my bro first then me then my sis .
okyx . this sux . so damn boring . got funny stuff then i'll elaborate , talk more abt it . hAHA


Feb 08
blogger is down ! crapshit ! i hate this ! damn hell . why ? ahwells . no mood to blog alrdy . btw i'm 'blogging' on my notepad. haPPy belated birthday to xianwei ! hAHA .
happy birthday to u
happy birthday to u
happy birthday to xianwei
happy birthday to u

feb 09
blogger still down . is it really down or does it have something to do with my com ? ohwells . notepad is now my temp haven . hAHA . went training today . damn tiring ! coach is outta his mind ! pressure . did long dist sprints . a lot ! amanda was so damn fast lo . next time we do the 200m sprints , she is given 3min15sec rounds . can and will die ! mine is 3min30sec . not so bad but still can die .

feb 10
okay . this will be a damn quickie blog . firstly , thanks gary . your prez damn 'early' lo . 9-days-late-prez . a first for me . so thanks ! sincerely ! okyx . needa go slp now . tired .