hA . free therapy.
thanks girl.
be prepared to answer those questions can?
if you're reading this, i want those questions answered extensively.
Not just superficial dismissal.
can?


Mere Existence
I'm hindering you.
It's kind of like those shows where everyone mills around you, with a purpose, a destiny.
And where's mine?
It's like Lost in translation or something?
it kinda sucks actually.
Wastage, yes.

i need substantiation.
i am not two-dimensional.
i have matter.
i am not a flat being.

:.Little red rectangle lost in a sea of yellow spongel. :

this sucks .
i am going to boycott citycab (yellow) if i cannot recover my phone.
Irresponsible driver!
Should check if customers left stuff behind right?!
oh, and SB sucks!

aches man .
lost contact with my people.
aRGH!

i'm so pissed.
darn!

i hate it!
why!
why?
WHY!?

Darn customer-after-me,
you suck~you had better return me the numbers in my phone. keep the phone for all i care. just give me the numbers! el cheapo! fancy stealing a star's phone. may you remain like that all your life-an irate theiving baboon!May you be caught red-assed! this is your next-to-last warning. my patience is wearing thin, you'd better wise up.

Signed,
The Victim-who-hates-redasses-like-you

NATIONWIDE PLEA/APPEAL (neighbouring countries included)

To all, if you spot a red rectangle with a keypad with numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 0, please return it to me. it has stickers of an ugly yellow sponge and a humongously cute pink star on the back. You will have my gratitude - serious! it's reward enough right?
also, pls spread this around. i want whoever who pocketed the phone to be shamed in this tiny little country. i will find you.

to people (dudes and dudettes), email me your no. i'm gonna back it up in my com. Let's hope there's no e-viral epidemic.