Corporate Imposter

today's words will be in small print cos i feel small

depressing . blisters and ankle pain .
not worth it .
but i shall persevere .

God will help me .
Praise God .

cramming PJ and going to say 'bye' to papa later .
c'mon, u can do it.
ya, nonsense, of cos i can la.

hAHA .

oreo cheesecake tastes SO good .

hAHA . truth is , regular blogging is not fun .
i admit my mistake .
it was a grave one .
no kick .

now , i shall be random blogger .
a whole new beginning .
you will nv know when i'll pop out .
man , i love this .
ooh .
so mysterious eh ?
*in trenchcoat and shades and sherlock holmes hat*

hAHA .
keep up the gd work then .
i love oreo cheesecake !

last note aka final warning .
no rip-offs from my blog .
i hate it when ppl steal others' ideas .
so facetious .
use your own ideas if you want others to respect you .
that's what brains are for: creative thinking .
(ie, if you didn't knw)
brains were created by God for humans to use this machine to process their thoughts .
and no , no one blames you if this machine fails .
if that machine of yours fails , that's saddening .
i'll be so kind as to let you rip-off my blog.
BUT only if your machine is no longer functioning.
no malfunctions or whatsoever either.
the copyright law applies ok ?
ya , i'll be watching .
so , beware .

i"M so FREAKING DISGUSTED .

i saw a partially naked woman .
her ass sags !
OMG .
i'm close to puking.
ugh . gross!

she's super bitchy .
went sauna .
then i opened the door .
she was:either come in or get out
i stared .
she exposed her mammary glands .
those sagged too .
i need to wash my eyes.

man .
then she stood up to leave .
the towel fell off !
i shut my eyes .
i think i have nightmares tonight.
help!

hi all.

year 2005

how's everyone? am i going to be condemned becos i haven't been blogging? don't put me in blog jail! argh! hAHA. patrick has gone back to bikini bottom wait spongebob. they had to look after their stuff when the tsunami wrecked Asia. (*they were also holidaying in phuket) spongebob went back to look after gary; patrick was a good friend, he went with spongebob.

got a new waterbottle. yesh, but this one's yellow! it's of spongebob la. shu got it for me. thank u! hAHA. it's spill-proof, yellow, and for ages 12 months+. so i can use it cos i'm 15x12+11=191 months.

svc today was gd. a lot of (+)ve messages. v. gd.

i still can't decide to go for the biathlon or the asean cup.

asean cup can skip sch 2 days only, mich is going, steph not cfm, xw don't think she going. asean cup like got a lot of swimmers(v fast ones) going, may not hv air tix back, i'll only be an extra commodity when i'm thr. and the killer trg is killing me? but it sounds fun le. attractive. and i only want to sit sq, no mas, no garuda. picky la but nvm. and got subsidies.
chances of gog: 67.77%

biathlon got mixed relay, mini, relay, full.
mixed: i swim , guy run
mini: swim 800m run 5km
relay:i swim, girl run
full: obvious

shu say she interested. i also think rather interesting. hE. she may take part with me. tt's gd. it'll be in sg. but i can't skip sch. dl training. but gt challenges tt i can overcome (easily?) gd stuff is tt most swimmers at asean cup so i can don't compete with them ! hAHA ! then i can be the one to swim, someone else run, v easy, i like. !! and tis yr Os too.

tml(today, sun) steph say she gog then i gog la, i guess. i'm nervy. ah. the choices are soo damn tempting. and it's so funny.