Wednesday, June 30, 2004

.: Bruised and Broken :.

oh . and as i was saying yesterday before i was so rudely interrupted by the darned black-out , THANKS A MILLION GAZILLION TIMES , ZOE! my saviour . omg . nik is so biased ! i asked (begged , implored) him to halve my debt but he always rudely brush it off with a no . then zoe ask him and he immediately agreed ! this is so unfair can . trained with her yest . thanks for the company . hope you didn't get into trouble with your teacher . :P thanks . love ya babe . hAHA .

my tuition teacher just finished swimming when the black-out occurred ! she was in the toilet then she say she thought the guards off the light or smth similar , oh and hAHA she screamed ! funny man . damned printer spoil la . can't print the sch ntls prog . yj say james swimming fly . i didn't see his name .. yet . :P
ohwells. print later lo.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

hA . well . heck . it's time for a resurrection .. so WAKEY blog , WAkEY ! *grabs and shakes blog* i'm trying to revive my blog . it has fainted becos of the hazy hols . eH . hAHA . well . lotsa stuff happened . i'll forgo and forget the unpleasant unhappy nauseating crummy wretched afflicted melancholic (you get the idea) stuff that happened . it happened once too many though . *grimaces* hEh . wotever . i'm over it . hell . am i ? many things that have happened are beyond my (ok , OUR) control . we're hapless to do anything to prevent it from happeng . so DON"T GIVE A _______ (fill in the blanks . i'll prefer FCUK) ABOUT IT ! hEHE . at least try to , right ? :P

i'm trying to remember some of the good things that happen . *Looks up into the dark night sky , scratches head . Frowns* *Ta-Da . Blank* OMG , blank , how can it be blank ? ya , all the stupid stuff that shldnt hv happened clouded all the good stuff that happened . wth is wrong with the world . Damn haze , get away , you're clouding my vision . yes yes ok . i knw . i'll stop . yea , stop my bitching . i can assure you that will nv happen again . just a slip of the tongue . AHEMS .

OK , gd memos , come back . i hv nice chocs here . *tempts* hEh . went wild(x2) wet today . why do they use 2 wild ? it's dumb lo . i hate it . couldn't they have called it the wet wilderness or smth like that ? like wild wetness or wet wildness ? ya , ok , quit bitching , u monster inside my brain . stop forcing me to write such things . you evil demonic nefarious bonzo . * Struggles with the blazing opinionated inferno internally * ya , getting back the hang of blogging after all . *snaps fingers* back to topic . ohya , as i was saying , it was very hazy today . perfect weather . i tot it was gonna rain . :( the sidewinder is super duper funkiliciously cool . it's great fun . try it . knw wot ? wot ? i spent like 30-45 mins in the queue and the darned ride only lasted about 40 secs ? CRAPPISH ! played all except the slide thing . too many goddamned poseur freaks in frocks (it rhymes . sorta)in the Queue . it was real long . i swear . thr was like this (stretches hands apart 700 gaziliion times) many people . ya getting the idea right ? i tot you would . the shiok river wld be even more shioker if there weren't so many damned floats in it . i swear , those floats will drown you before the currents do . and the wave pool was having this comp i think . the waves were super huge and this guy was on a jetski doing stunts . NIce . but when we went to the wave pool , the waves were like so puny , even an ant wouldn't drown . i'm serious . When the jetskier was stunting(hEh) the waves were 5m high (or more) , it was also foaming! unfair right ?

i want to complain . i totally , utterly , fully , with-all-my-soul , hate hatE haTE hATE HATE resent resenT reseNT resENT reSENT rESENT RESENT uncle victor . such a biased fcuktarded freak-in-a-frock . i swear i'll do my own trg and i will nv go trg ever ever again . ASSHOLE!

i hope some kind soul wld donate money to me . i shall be eternally grateful . (if there is such a person : this is to her/him/them) You're the most charitable . you have the Kindest Soul . you are in the ranks of Mother Teresa , Princess Diana . You will be by God's side after death .

i still owe abt 400+ more . i hate you , nik . u tricked me into betting with you right? Arsepig . hEHE . and i hate my mama and papa cos they wldnt lent me money . and i hate Croatia , why nv tell me your skills so gd ? cldnt u hv scored just 1 goal and be happy with it ? and u darned England , you were losing your prowess right ? then just score 3 goals la ! make me lose money , u'd better pay me back . !!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm mad . it was so close lo . i swear i'll nv predict score anymore . i'll just bet win-lose can alrdy . win money so little , also not enough to cover my losses . most of all , i hate UEFA and Uncle Victor! ARGH . uGh .

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

May 27

.: Tootfcuks -> DEAD :.

bloody hell . super pissed now . stupid shoe thieves . i'll steal your oxygen .
why fight with me over the nike air force 1s ?
steal all the nice ones . just u wait . i'll hv my revenge .
tootfcuks . don't worry . company is on the way .
my mom dad bro are tootfcuks too . i hope my bro drowns in his fatty acids .
his brain has been corroded by the acid . oops . i forgot . he doesn't own one .
not since he was conceived . oh . that's too bad . but i don't care !
aren't you shoethieves glad for company ? more Tootfcuks to join you .
hAHA . go on . cheer . shout hurray .

HURRAY FOR TOOTFCUKS

so far i only failed amaths . 23/80 . nv get back eng and bio . tt's too bad .
but i don't care . pests . i use my pesticide to spray you .
PSST ! PSST ! PSST ! *plop* *plop* *plop*
down you go . yay . hAHA .

stef, tmr wot time is the game ? night i cant . aftnoon , i'll try .
i want those nike air force 1s . don't fight with me over them . u'll lose !
i need info . people, tell me if you knw of any place whr there are nike AF1s !
thnks ! love ya peeps .


p/s tell if only the AF1s are nice . if not , don't bother . i trust your judgements .
p/s sorry late entry . toofcuks (downstairs) offed the internet .
i'm gonna spray them too .
PSST ! *Aahhh..plop* (mum)
PSSt! *Aarrgghhh..plop* (dad)


Today
i can't go out . i'm poor . fcuking broke . i only have 30 cents . and i'm nt going to beg that bloody bitch for money . hear that bitch ! i don't care . i wont apologize or do anything similar . if i'm not going to go out then so be it . i'll just wait for people to come and treat me . if u don't give me money , i won't talk to u . yes , u're nth more than an ATM machine to me . i like my daddy and hate my mom . she's a tootfcuked bitch.