woohoo.
hAHA.
such a long time since i last blogged.
i think it has been (wot?) 3 months?

hAHA .
whatever.
anyway, the good thing is I"M BACK NOW!
so, don't miss me. (',')

like my skin?
nice ah?
manda did for me.
so sweet can!

hA . free therapy.
thanks girl.
be prepared to answer those questions can?
if you're reading this, i want those questions answered extensively.
Not just superficial dismissal.
can?


Mere Existence
I'm hindering you.
It's kind of like those shows where everyone mills around you, with a purpose, a destiny.
And where's mine?
It's like Lost in translation or something?
it kinda sucks actually.
Wastage, yes.

i need substantiation.
i am not two-dimensional.
i have matter.
i am not a flat being.

:.Little red rectangle lost in a sea of yellow spongel. :

this sucks .
i am going to boycott citycab (yellow) if i cannot recover my phone.
Irresponsible driver!
Should check if customers left stuff behind right?!
oh, and SB sucks!

aches man .
lost contact with my people.
aRGH!

i'm so pissed.
darn!

i hate it!
why!
why?
WHY!?

Darn customer-after-me,
you suck~you had better return me the numbers in my phone. keep the phone for all i care. just give me the numbers! el cheapo! fancy stealing a star's phone. may you remain like that all your life-an irate theiving baboon!May you be caught red-assed! this is your next-to-last warning. my patience is wearing thin, you'd better wise up.

Signed,
The Victim-who-hates-redasses-like-you

NATIONWIDE PLEA/APPEAL (neighbouring countries included)

To all, if you spot a red rectangle with a keypad with numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 0, please return it to me. it has stickers of an ugly yellow sponge and a humongously cute pink star on the back. You will have my gratitude - serious! it's reward enough right?
also, pls spread this around. i want whoever who pocketed the phone to be shamed in this tiny little country. i will find you.

to people (dudes and dudettes), email me your no. i'm gonna back it up in my com. Let's hope there's no e-viral epidemic.

man.
i miss the quietness of sg!
the honking is still resounding outside.
shanghai is a super noisy place.
i mean like the shanghainese use their horns at every opportunity they get.
sickening can?
the traffic is horrid too.
people can't cross at zebra crossings, cars honk at them too.
at traffic lights, cars are so rude! they even honk at them(at me)!
i mean, it's legal crossing and all, right?
cars don't own the entire place.
SO RUDE!
on the way to the service apartment, i saw a decibel meter!
Serious!
Even the government has realised that shanghai is far too noisy.
Let's pray that this honking does not persist too much.

Today, i got very fed up and tsked everyone who 'offended' me.
i scolded the drivers for not being gracious enough to allow me to cross.
i scolded them too when they tried to take away my right of crossing at zebra crossings and traffic lights.
i scolded people who bumped into me and did not apologize.
i mean, an 'excuse me' very expensive ah?
no right!
A 'sorry' is also free!

And i'm generalising cos like the majority are all pretty rude.
it may be that they are used to this kind of behaviour.
and i'm not used to it.
but whatever it is, it is still rude.
my apologies to the POLITE shanghainese.

oh, another thing i detest.
people leaving their DNA on the ground.
i mean, don't need to leave your id everywhere la.
keep it with you, in your mouth can?

Town is not the only place to be.
So stop crowding it!

typical S mentality.
orchard rocks?
I know there are sales going on.
Sales are all over this nation, i hope you know that.
but seriously, honestly, there's no need to be in town everyday.
that's why the authorities introduced more ERp gantries-
to curb this herd mentality.

Forget the 'There's safety in numbers' theory.
It's not true.

Picture this.
Stadium crowded with people.
A fire breaks out.
People rush to exits.
-they go about this by playing 'Follow the Leader'
-*What If the Leader gets lost?

*The followers die in the flames too.
-during emergencies, no one is going to bother about you.
they'll save their own skins first.
you either escape (praise God!) or you get roasted(sad.) or you get trampled(aWw!)

so chances of being unscathed is only 1/3!


Will you agree it's definitely wiser to do something based on your own intuition and intellect?
i'm sure you do.

hmm .
Conducted a people expt on fri.
Entitled the "Smiles" Expt.
Results: Ultra-neg.
Horriblest.
DEpressing.
Not 1 stranger smiled back.
Why?
Why are Sporeans so unfriendly?
Or specifically CCk Sporeans.
weird huh?
Even the little ones didn't reciprocate my smiles.
Got me depressed a little.

I'm an Official Bubbler.
=)
My bubbles brought playground kids happiness(i hope) and fun!
i have done a good deed.

Cut my hair.
No kick this time
ain't fun

saw the moon this morn.
super huge.
super yellow
super nice

hmm, i'm craving for brownies now.
esp the secret recipe one.
so warm .
so gooey.
so chocolatey.

quit daydreaming!
start studying!
i shall start at 11.
but i'll prob procastinate.
that is wrong.
what happened to my titanium-willed determination?

ah.
ok i got to start soon .
i know that.
but it'll be later. ok?!
don't pressurize LA!

Life proceeds along at an unhurried pace, ignoring the pleas of the ticking clock.

Life surges ahead, robbing everyone of their precious youth, oblivious to the plaintive cries of vain coxcombs.

I feel that I have literary talent.
Hmm . Do you not agree?
hAHA .

Time is no indication of intelligence, experience is.

Ok. I have no idea what is up with my 'quotish' ways.
Eh .

I'm sick .
So..
What you waiting for?
Be sick!
I want company in my misery .
hAHA .
yes, you are absolutely right!
I am a tyrant.
Since, i demand you be sick, be sick!
Sickliness demands company.

Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!

Goal: 10 points and below for L1R5. Absolutely no exceptions. :)
Motivation: Patrick, Patrick and Patrick!

That's my aim .
Make no mistake about it.
There's an alternative to it though .
It will not come into revalation as yet and is just one of my back-up plans .

I can hear dull thuds within me.
Each thud brings forth closure of cells.
All pathogens, parasites, germs, viruses are officially barred.
The brain (central govt) has decreed so.
So, STAY OUT!
All trespassers will be prosecuted.
Troops of marching soldiers (leucocytes AKA phagocytes) are ready to do battle.
They are equipped with the latest technology (phagocytosis) to combat you.

hAHAHA .
You know what?
At this moment, I am feeling enriched with nutrients.
This aids growth and repair of all my cells, esp my brain cells.
It serves as an explanation for my intelligence, eh?

So many things to do and so little time .
uh , ok , I admit it is rather cliched.
hAHA .

Caught the lightning today .
So amazing.
I got the photos .
hA .
nice man !
Honestly, it was great.

I hate noises.
People should learn to appreciate the quiet splendour of silence.
I am serious.
There is pure noise pollution everywhere.
I hate it.
It is purely disgusting.
I accept soft noises but not Sounds Above 80 Decibels.
That is not acceptable.

Unbearable.
You know what?
I have so many things to blog about.
But, suddenly, I cannot remember what they are exactly and why i want to blog about them and .. (if i remember, which one to blog first).
Ah , one of it is about the accident i witnessed on Saturday.
Another one is do with nonsensical english gibberish (otherwise known as homework).
Some people are just too much .

I HATE PEOPLE LORDING OVER ME.
Do not give me too much homework .
Life is meant to be appreciated !

Aww . Great!
Don't you just love teachers?
I mean they way they bombard you with homework, demanding it to be handed in in such a short time, depriving you of sleep?
Yeah, it's so sweet of them.
I MUST learn to appreciate it.
Thanks ah !

Seriously, they're worse than bosses.
At least your boss will not 'brag' about your accomplishments to your parents.
See, teachers are SOO MUCH nicer.

*puking for the million zillion gazillionth time*
AwW, please, SPARE ME !

Some people are just so heartless.
Irksome can !
Horrid.

Here I am, being sleep-deprived, and there all you people are, SLEEPING!
Do you know how irritating it is?
WAKE UP, all of you .
I demand it.
If I cannot sleep, then neither can you.
esp those who put me in this predicament.
WAKE UP!

Prison: A place for the confinement of persons in lawful detention, especially persons convicted of crimes.

That's the treatment I received this afternoon.
But, it was UNLAWFUL DETENTION.
There was no cca for me.
But I was DEMANDED to go search for 2 unavailable(prob dead) people to verify it.
I attempted to do just that.
But, I could NOT find them.
Tell me, is there justice?

Like, is it my fault that I cannot find them?
Instead of sadistically gloating over the plight of students who cannnot leave school, make an attempt to HELP the student locate the teacher.
It is said that one should not bottle up one's problems.
Well, I mentioned my problems, which were shrugged off.
It is also said that teachers are here to help us.
Now, i have to SEVERELY DISAGREE with that statement.
How can the teachers help us when they are so helpless?
They live in a world of their own sick twisted imagination and dream of drowning and smothering students with tons of homework.
They delight at seeing the students struggling with their labourious load.
This is the undeveloped puny mind of the stupid.
They do not understand compassion.
In their little world, only bestiality subsists.
They seek to persecute all that they do not understand.
*Understandable. How could their spatial mentality permit them to accomodate such vast (ahem) information?

Still, this is no excuse to detain me in school.
It is downright criminal.
Deprived of freedom, I seek an alternate route to rid frustration.
It is unhealthy to bottle up these emotions.
Now, I see the connection between the rising number of people who require psychiatric and psychological treatment and this.
I'm sure all of you see why.
Impressionable young ones ... horrible teachers with inhumane qualities?
It's pretty obvious.
Inobvious only if you are one of them, hateful things.

Whatever happened to the once-just, once-humane society I once belonged to and lived in?
Did it vanish?
Was I stuck in a vacuum all this while, suspended in timeless spaces and the world just evolved leaving me dumbstruck?
No.
Plankton is at work.
He attempts to control the mind of teachers and force us to bend to his will.
I will not.
Never.
Patrick shall triumph.
AGAIN and AGAIN.

So, people, I'm hoping to justify my measures.
This is not a BIASED piece of eminent writing.
It is the nondiscriminatory truth.
I am hapless to change the ways of this world.
This is my gift to the next generation.
No, it is not a gift, I'm merely passing the current burdens onto the next batch.
Let's hope they will be promising people.
This shall go down in history.
Historians, pen up please.
Ok, you may begin.

I am no longer angry.
Instead, I see both sides of the coin and realise the plight of the teachers.
Thus, I try to not blame them.
I'm being fair.

I was caught in the rain.
Sad, I cried as it got bigger.
Big splats fell on me.
None of this would have happened had I been released earlier.
it is unfair.
But I am not complaining.
I am contemplating .. something.
It is best left unmentioned.
I shall know who is at fault should I grow up one of the twisted rejects, shunned by all.

I want them to know they have failed in their responsibilities.
I want them to bear this shame and regret.
And forever be unable to shrug it off.
Eyes will be looking and fingers pointing at the scum of society who brought the supporting pillar down .
And ruined the lives of many who could have been protected by this impartial discerning and perceptive individual with STARlike qualities.

Hmm .
How shall I phrase this?
Ok , fine, here it goes.
There 's as earthworm-y thing in the toilet.
But thing is, it's not moving.
So, it's really difficult to judge if it's real.

*Suspicions arising*
Who's the prankster?

Ok, truth is, I'm not sure about it either.
How could it have appeared in the toilet?
EA?
*(EA refers to Earthworm Airlines.)

hmmph .
i like binjai crest and chancery residences.
Pools!
Privacy!
Patrick!
People!
Playgrounds!
Patrick!

hAHA .
It's really nice .
Trust me on that .

What is it with homework anyway?
Why do the teachers keep giving?
What's their problem?

Time is precious
and not to be wasted on doing unrequited homework .
You don't see teachers appreciating the stuff i do .
And that's not just because they have no taste,
they are just jealous of my outstanding work .

My grievances have yet to be redressed though .
This is just a complaint, and an extremely short one.
But one should not air dirty laundry in public.
This I know, but i'm not the one with dirty laundry.
*ahems*

Is blogger down?they could not publish my majestic, highly sought-after #1 international bestselling entries.
dated March 17, 2005 at 11:37 PMBlog entry 2
Love gw.
This is a secret.
Same rule applies.
GW sells Patrick, Spongebob, Squidward and Sandy!
Awesome!
hAHA .
Saddening.
I was cashless.
I shall be a saver, not a splurger.
I shall go again asap.
Warning!No one is allowed to touch MY Patrick.
There's only 4 or so left.
Whoever touches him shall answer to my fist.
I am being very serious.
So, leave them alone.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
dated 17 March 2005 at 12:32 AM Blog entry 3
This is something that can withstand the tumultous test of time.
The 'something' is my faith.
I trust .
I believe.
I commit.
I acknowledge.
I seek.
I understand.
I'm a little lost and confused.
But I refuse to be intimidated.
Instead my faith will guide me through this deep, dark, dangerous, monster-infested trench. And thus will I see the light again .
Thank you .




Today's svc was absolute funnies.
Hilarious, i tell you !
It was really enjoyable.
I learnt a lot.
It does not matter what people intend, it depends on how you perceive it.
There's training tomorrow.
Better get some shut-eye.
The same goes for all you Awakers out there.
SLEEP!
hAHA.

love gw.
there's this shop that sells patrick, spongebob, sandy and squidward!
i'm going to buy all 4 of them . (*they will be bought in the order listed above)
maybe i can find their houses too!

hAHA .
This is a warning.
No one is to buy Patrick from that shop .
Hmm, there's like only 4 left i think .
People, i've warned.
HANDS OFF !

love gw.
there's this shop that sells patrick, spongebob, sandy and squidward!
i'm going to buy all 4 of them . (*they will be bought in the order listed above)
maybe i can find their houses too!

hAHA .
This is a warning.
No one is to buy Patrick from that shop .
Hmm, there's like only 4 left i think .
People, i've warned.
HANDS OFF !

Mean and Mad

What is it with teachers and punctuality?
Why is it that they can release people(students) late and yet demand that students be on time for school ?
And if the student is late, he/she will get detention or some other from of punishment. BUT, the teachers can release pupils at their whim and yet not have anything done to them to let them realise their mistake.
I suggest that MOE dock the pay of teachers who do so. Teachers are NEVER hardworking, and if you meet one who is, THAT is a fcuking MIRACLE.
Hmm, so like for every minute they release the students late, dock a dollar or 50 cents.
Through this, they can understand the crux of their mistake.
And, that is ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... .......

What! You even need me to tell you this?
*disgust evident*
Well, that is, they will realise that for the world to function, things should be fairer.
HOWEVER, nothing in this world is absolutely fair.
There is no perfection.
Thus, I do not expect everything to be VERY FAIR .
But, there should be an attempt to bring equilibrium to fairness.
And this can be accomplished by the abovementioned ways.
I do not deny there are other ways.
Feel free to voice your opinions with Mr Tharman S.
I dare say they will be appreciated.


hA .

why must this happen ?
FCUKING NONSENSE !


Blood fizzing with bubbles of absolute rage.
This absolutely sucks .
Why now, now of all times?
I hate it.
HATE HATE HATE !

*A thunderous look of disgust* flashed .
*Screaming bloody murder*
How is it possible?

Why?
Why?
Why?

Answer me!
Can someone please just answer me?!

ARGHH
ARGH

I am in a horrendous mood now.
Please avert your eyes.
And, please leave .
Don't intrude in on me.
Or, I shall wreak you too.

Yes, you're learning.
Once again, the big fat 'X' comes into use.
Use it, and wisely, by pressing it now.

guess what?
what?

March 17 is St Patrick's Day!
same day SBSP the movie comes out !
awesome eh ?
hAHA .
yea . i knw .
it's the ultimate .

blisterised .
and it's a big one too .

regrets regrets and more regrets!
awful decision .
serious regret that will leave me scarred !
awww .

hurr .
1. patrick
2. star
3. patrick star
4. bikini bottom
5. rock
6. patrick star
7. the pink menace

this is a secret .
leave if you ain't given the all-clear to be privy to this.
eavesdropping is illegal
and punishable by law .
so?
what you waiting for?
click the big 'X' at the top right hand corner.
good .
now , bye.
cya.
hAHA .

11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .

the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !

11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .

the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !

11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .

the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !

11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .

the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !

shrunken .
saddening .
sombre .
sudden .

severe .
sickening .
sedated .
senseless .


solitude .
sass .
sagacious .
aSSeS, aSSeS!

this is utter nonsense .
ugh .
everyone's so sad.

i seek to uncover the layered Patrick .
layer of skin, muscleS,fats,cells,bones,soul 1,soul2,soul3,soul4,soul5,soul6,soul7,starfish membrane,etc.

noway will i allow you to dissect patrick!
dream on!

people are just so stupid and sickening .
leave me .
yes, i'm dismissing you .
OUT! DUMB! ugh .

much as i hate it, i love it.
you MUST cower under my reign.

disgusted.
behave yourself .
rude .
i refuse to be intimidated.
don't ever try it again .
and don't touch me .

i hate it.
detestable

smothered .

man . whew . saddening .

hAHA .
im so fed up .
ain't i?
nonsense .

this isn't me .
this is my split personality talking .
help!

smell that .
that is the smell of discovery .

hate crowds .
hate theatres .
hate ps .
hate sickening people .
*esp those who like to linger at a table after meals .

it's SOO irritating .
these people are those who :
have no social life
have no self-confidence
have 'BELITTLE ME' written all over their faces
have low morale
get a feeling of satisfaction from being able to sit in the seat .
(which is ultimately lame)
have the constant need to have people look up to them to boost their insignificantly minute confidence .
will bring about S'pore's downfall with their cowardly ways .

Spore should be thankful that these people fill about 60-70% of the population . the rest, is made up of brilliant dilligent eminent significant people with astounding intelligence and of good calibre ... LIKE ME .

bought SBSP THE MOVIE storybook .
hAHA.
..." said Patrick in his sweet, dopey voice . (pg 12; line 13)
Ahha . that's me ! i have a sweet dopey voice !
GOOFY GOOBER ROCKS !

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hAHA .
it's troublesome .
so prob not
hey people ,
enjoy the new year .
rock on!
collect as many angbaos as you can
and eat as much as you want.
it's the new year !

people , take care.
im sick
whew .
wake up !
everyone!
its morning alrdy !

i am super tired. FCUK ok ? i slhldn't be doing this . i can't help it . FCUK fuck Fcuk fuck .

no use . i foresee myself being tired for the nxt 2 wks .

i am so dead

i need strength .

God, help .

i feel tired, shrunken in a tiny seed .

tt's why the font is tiny .

u didn't get it right .
right ?

hAHA . i need rest .

No giant can stop me.

i am the giantest giant. i am a giant. i shall blog in giant font. it's fitting.

my birthday was on the 1st of feb. today is the 3rd. (in real context) i feel old. auntie ancient. sweet 16? i prefer sour 16. hAHA .

being sour 16 reminds that Os are this year, reminds me that i am 16, reminds me that i am old, reminds me that i can legally watch NC16 shows, reminds me that i am old, reminds me that i can officially go clubbing(not that i will), reminds me that i am old.

alcohol kills your brain cells, not mine. i am sagacious, not foolish.

yes, i am OFFICIALLY old . you youngsters out there, ARE YOUNG. i am wiser, you are not .

ok done. being old=being wise.
i like. i am old=i am wise.
therefore, i am old.

Corporate Imposter

today's words will be in small print cos i feel small

depressing . blisters and ankle pain .
not worth it .
but i shall persevere .

God will help me .
Praise God .

cramming PJ and going to say 'bye' to papa later .
c'mon, u can do it.
ya, nonsense, of cos i can la.

hAHA .

oreo cheesecake tastes SO good .

hAHA . truth is , regular blogging is not fun .
i admit my mistake .
it was a grave one .
no kick .

now , i shall be random blogger .
a whole new beginning .
you will nv know when i'll pop out .
man , i love this .
ooh .
so mysterious eh ?
*in trenchcoat and shades and sherlock holmes hat*

hAHA .
keep up the gd work then .
i love oreo cheesecake !

last note aka final warning .
no rip-offs from my blog .
i hate it when ppl steal others' ideas .
so facetious .
use your own ideas if you want others to respect you .
that's what brains are for: creative thinking .
(ie, if you didn't knw)
brains were created by God for humans to use this machine to process their thoughts .
and no , no one blames you if this machine fails .
if that machine of yours fails , that's saddening .
i'll be so kind as to let you rip-off my blog.
BUT only if your machine is no longer functioning.
no malfunctions or whatsoever either.
the copyright law applies ok ?
ya , i'll be watching .
so , beware .

i"M so FREAKING DISGUSTED .

i saw a partially naked woman .
her ass sags !
OMG .
i'm close to puking.
ugh . gross!

she's super bitchy .
went sauna .
then i opened the door .
she was:either come in or get out
i stared .
she exposed her mammary glands .
those sagged too .
i need to wash my eyes.

man .
then she stood up to leave .
the towel fell off !
i shut my eyes .
i think i have nightmares tonight.
help!

hi all.

year 2005

how's everyone? am i going to be condemned becos i haven't been blogging? don't put me in blog jail! argh! hAHA. patrick has gone back to bikini bottom wait spongebob. they had to look after their stuff when the tsunami wrecked Asia. (*they were also holidaying in phuket) spongebob went back to look after gary; patrick was a good friend, he went with spongebob.

got a new waterbottle. yesh, but this one's yellow! it's of spongebob la. shu got it for me. thank u! hAHA. it's spill-proof, yellow, and for ages 12 months+. so i can use it cos i'm 15x12+11=191 months.

svc today was gd. a lot of (+)ve messages. v. gd.

i still can't decide to go for the biathlon or the asean cup.

asean cup can skip sch 2 days only, mich is going, steph not cfm, xw don't think she going. asean cup like got a lot of swimmers(v fast ones) going, may not hv air tix back, i'll only be an extra commodity when i'm thr. and the killer trg is killing me? but it sounds fun le. attractive. and i only want to sit sq, no mas, no garuda. picky la but nvm. and got subsidies.
chances of gog: 67.77%

biathlon got mixed relay, mini, relay, full.
mixed: i swim , guy run
mini: swim 800m run 5km
relay:i swim, girl run
full: obvious

shu say she interested. i also think rather interesting. hE. she may take part with me. tt's gd. it'll be in sg. but i can't skip sch. dl training. but gt challenges tt i can overcome (easily?) gd stuff is tt most swimmers at asean cup so i can don't compete with them ! hAHA ! then i can be the one to swim, someone else run, v easy, i like. !! and tis yr Os too.

tml(today, sun) steph say she gog then i gog la, i guess. i'm nervy. ah. the choices are soo damn tempting. and it's so funny.

ah . haven't touched the computer for such a long while. hey babe , missed me ? heh .
don't ask me abt my days . they've been horrid. i'm not naming names since i'm NOT referring to anyone in particular . arhgh . just sickening .

i knw i can't say others since i'm not an early bird .. but at least apologise for being late . i do that . it ain't that tough to say 'sorry' . just 1 word , 1 syllable , 1 phrase , 1 sentence . it ain't thAT TOUGH .

leaving for nz on thurs , those whom i seldom see and want souvenirs, pls tell me . my love extends to you too. heh . v well then , cya all sometime.

Speechless Gloom

hah . my bad for not blogging . it has lost its charm somewhat . yes ; it's boring . hAHA . prob may have its charm renewed though .

are you ready kids ?
aye aye patrick .

patrick to the rescue says : i'm bored . entertain me . pls . i'm saying pls . now don't push your luck . that's it . i'm mad . i'm gonna strangle your krabby patty .

ok enough of the redundant crap . seriously , i hv nothing to blog abt .

exams ? ok . sure . exams are just excuses for teachers to show that they have taught .
student does badly , teacher shrugs shoulder says he/she wasn't listening .
hey man , assume responsibility la .
exams are a waste of time . take my word for it .

yes , THEY ReALly ARE A WAStE OF TIME . totally redundant .
ok fine . wot's with me and redundant ?
i hv no idea either .
hAH .

patrick to the rescue says : i will kill the teachers' krabby patties !

how i wish to live under the sea . omg . i hv lost my touch . really i hv . i'm now another stick-in-the-mud . DESTROYED

Aug 31

unable to access my accnt .
WHY !?
how the hell would i knw ?

We: i take offence at being made to sit out in the hot sun and being entertained/boredenized (dep on how you see it) by a bunch of wacky clowns.


Xy: what is wrong with the teachers' arses ?
made of gold ?
nah . prob piles. (which affect the old)
you don't see me acting all high and mighty demanding to sit on a chair do you ?
Cos , 1) i'm NOT old .
2) i DON'T have piles


Patrick: Well, anyway, Xy got back her crucifixion chair with the flower on it .
good for her .
people have no business going about taking her chair .
do they ?
ya , so mind your own business , nosy parkers .




Sep 1
'lunched' at sushi tei .
was wondering why the cab fare was only 7.20 .
it's like weird .
something wrong with the meter .
zoe's bday , so she treated .
and i never even got her a gift .
sorry . *blushes*
shall get it soon . chocs k ?
Thank you anyway .

after that
went her house
she asked want play tennis
i said sure
she said cool
then she said oh no , you have to leave
i said why
she said she had a family party
i said ok, then i go home
she said sorry and she paid for my cab fare.
Ah , so nice .
sweet girl
any nicer and i'll fall in love with her man .
heh .
kidding la .

Patrick: uh, i , uh, forgot .
he put my disciple in for 200 im
victor , u maniac , u suck !

Xy: ya , fcuk , like i'm going to swim like that .
you go patrick ! starfish rocks !




Today

sch sucked .
out for english .
didn't do compre .
i cldn't believe it .
dc actually called herself a bitch .
hA . so true .
it's like totally true .
and she such a hypocrite ,
keep saying that this ain't personal .
if this is not biasedness , then wot is ?

dl is a fcuking fat thief .
just can't get enough of my eminence ,
he stole my table .
crap .
want to be like me than say so la ,
what for so sneaky ?
i leave alrdy then steal my table .
trying to snatch patrick away from me right ?
haha .
you will NEVER succeed .
cos you're just such a darn fcukedup failure in all that you ever attempt to do ..
PATHETIC !
you're so pathetic even the ants pity you and not steal your food .
you're so pathetic that people don't even give you a second glance for fear of you wanting to be like them !
do you know all the people in this world regard you with contempt , all cos of your pathetic efforts to make yourself seen and heard and known .
you're just looking for fame ,
you want to be known as the one who likes patrick .
so you're trying to get rid of me ,
but know this ,
patrick is mine ,
NEVER yours !

Patrick: XY IS DARNED RIGHT ! i hate you to the core .
trying to rid my disciple , dream on !
i'll only belong to her and no one else !
even if she's gone ,
no one can replace her .
so u little plankton-like seal ,
run ,
as far away as possible .
or else sandy will have your balls .

helloooo .
me patrick . you pig .
Xy brought me to sch today !
biology sucks .
it's like ...
TOTALLY BORING .
wonder how anyone can stand him .
incessant pro nagger champ .

Xy wants to know where the choc buffet is .
is it still available ?
where is it ?
what time does it open ?
she's going to bring me along .
yay . finally , an adventure .

oh .
and spongbob is going along too .
*mumbles*
the ever-optimistic person .
why can't he be in a blue funk ?

perhaps i should murder him .
Xy will be my accomplice ,
after all , she's my partner .
in everything .

we live under a stone
in Bikin Bottom
beside me lives squidward
img src="http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/toonroom/sponge/images/squidward.gif"
and beside squidward lives spongebob .

ain't it sweet ?
we are neighbours.



Surrender thy innocence .

hello everybody .
this is the
unrivalled
unchallenged
intellect
Patrick Star .

fellow blogist King Xy has handed the reins of this blog to me .
she wants to say that I (Pat Star) ROCKS !

oohh . so sweet ain't it ?
heh .
fellow blogist Xy had fun today .
she played squash in the morning !
ahem . w/o me AGAIN!
then she studied at reading rm .
with a certain australian animal .
can you guess ?
Correct !
Excellent !
Marvelous !
Intelligent !

i'm not one to be stingy with my praises .
in fact , i'm v generous with it .
heh .

Don't do anything fishy .
i'm watching !


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Hi everybody .
this blog now belongs to :
Patrick Star (PhD in pathology)

Address me as Dr Star .
i will be glad to answer all queries .

today , my disciple went to sch .
she forgot to bring me along !
i was left in her mom's car .
Never mind .
i forgive her .
she felt that sch was crappy .
i feel sorry for her .
imagine having to endure such crap from teachers .
sigh .

when she came home ,
she was tired .
she bathed .
and went to sleep .
woke up at 615 .
she had trg .
it was tough .
she has a competition on sept 5 .
i will be cheering for her . yAY!
all the best !

she has something to tell everyone .
it goes like this :
I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE

everbody, be kind .
go watch spongebob on nickelodeon .
don't disturb her .
she wants to study .
ok?

whoever defies me ,
will have a squidward nose .
so ...

Walking down this road of grey ,
are many sights that i dread .

Life is a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews and no one has anything to do or clean or fabricate.

by Patrick Star
Philosopher
Starfish


Having hiccups .
gosh .
this is bad .
nonsensical .
preposterous rubbish .
i will protest .
i will remain resolute .

i don't make sense to myself either .
so don't ask why .

my train of thought has gone off the tracks .

Retardation Rocking The House

heh . emaths and bio test tomorrow .
my mother is biased .
uh . these 2 don't make sense right ?
hA . wotever .
i can't please everyone !
(not referring to anyone in particular)
heh . you know who i'm talking about .
you , yes you , the irritant !
ok , this is crap .
but i really can't please everybody .

*sighs*
Total ignorance is bliss .
how true .
if i don't make sense , you know why .

comp on sep 5 right ?
hEH .
madness .
hAHA .
embarassment .
but who cares ?
i shall make the utmost of my embarassment .
it's so fun!
yay .

this is the day of your death .
byebye .
i shall look down to see your face when i enter heaven .

changed template . heh . are you lonely , need company ?

*Drumroll* Introducing Patrick Star , the companion everyone desires !






hEh .

692 steps to home

it's time to change this skin . ain't it ? shall do so now . ciao .

Are you feeling neglected ?
Then there's nothing for me to say .
Sorry old fella , wasn't intentional .
just wasn't in the mood .
you undersatnd right ?
heh . glad you do .
omg , i'm losing my touch .
shucks

i have only one thing to say .
 
i want friends i can keep and i know you all are keepable . Sorry for being so incorrigible , i couldn't help it . i spent exactly 3h 27mins thinking about it last night . yes , i counted it .

p/s do not EVER deceive me again . there won't be a next time . right ?

I am (eupehemistically) naive .
          ( not so nicely)        gullible.
          (the truth)                A STUPID CLOWN .
today was a funny day till 2 things happened .
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why did you reject my calls and hang up on me ? this shows you have a guilty conscience . you can run but you can hide . i can stand everything except the fact that you told evrybody else and told them not to tell me !

i don't mind you dating him . i have NO MORE feelings for him k . you think i'm that fragile ? that the truth will cut me deeply ? you think i was pretending when i said i didn't like him anymore ? that it was a facade ?

well , you're wrong . it's the truth . i am truthful to you yet you lied to me . is there something wrong in this friendship ? you know i hate to be deceived yet you deliberately withheld the truth . and how long has this been going on ?

i can't believe how stupid i was . why did i trust you ? why didn't you trust me when i said i didn't like him anymore ? you prob thought the truth will hurt me right ? it doesn't .

i'm hurt betrayed , enraged because you didn't trust me to be mature enough  to know the truth .

hello , i'm 15. only 1 year younger than you . than the both of you . i'm old enough . i'm not a clown for you to make fun of . you're laughing your ass off right ? you think it funny that you've been deceiving me for such a long time . you all had a mighty good laugh about it .

and don't give me crap like "we were afraid you couldn't take the harsh truth so we didn't tell you" . All of you were amongst my bestest and closest friends yet you couldn't tell me the truth . and now , how am i supposed to believe you ? can i even believe anything you told me ?

You were my friends . sorry . (i can't think straight now . i dont wish to talk to you guys either . give me time . this statement might and might not be for real .this shall be the means of communication . pls don't call or msg me . no LIES)

Jul 23
cant log in . trg sucked . 2 friends quit . why ? damned coach against me or smth . none of my galpals came today . hmmph . never tell me . they only do 200m , i did 300m . i hvn't finish then they all went over for sprints , leave me alone to finish my lap . Unfair . fcuk . i shall quit too and take up wakeboarding .

Jul 24
2 tuitions today . maths and chinese . oh shucks . there is a void inside me , help . i'm a lil moody today . nv go out . MUCH . Args . i'm a person of few words .

Jul 25
Overwhelmed by jealousy , i can't help it . can't help comparing everything . now everything remotely cck-ish , i despise . SHUT UP . quit it . i don't want to be jealous . i'm regretting it . everything . oh , and i'm not referring to anyone in particular , repeat , not referring to anyone in particular . why the hell you people talk so much ? sickening can . just shut up la . i can't stand it .
sry , this is not intentional . i just not happy .

met an old acquaintance , got along pretty well . traded nos . he is super mr nice guy . one happy incident erases out one unpleasant incident .

 

do you see those green areas ? why won't it go away ?

.: Alter Composition of Your Blood :.
 
it looks so ugly . YUCK !

.: Inflicted with Necrophilia :.

 

hAHA . not bad . blogging now has more features . hEh . nice .

u . sorry . just trying stuff out . this is nice .

 

trg today was ok . did some stupid reverse back thing . pretty hard at first but after that not so bad . today was boring . *trg is goddamned boring*

 

maybe i should change too . terry say he maybe changing . hAh . then follow him . then we all leave , leave unc vic there to cry . hAH .

 

ok . that's about all . i'm lazy .

 

 

 
 

socks confiscated . Fcuk the gay , he frequents changi village . tt's for sure . yuck ! gaydom is his favourite word.

my feet hurt .
my shoulders ache .
school sucks .
teachers are doomed .

they have to walk the earthy hell eternally .
they're wasting my oxygen !
oxygen thieves !

this is not good .

i'm GIFTED . The Gifted person is off to have a power nap so she can save the world later .

ah fcuk . nt exactly happy right now . i shall do away with the blasphemy though .
seeing people happy makes me mad super mad .

no , i'm psychotic remember ? ok , i'm nonsensical now . this doesn't make sense to you right ? good , cos it doesn't make sense to me either . hA

: the mad dogs are on the prowl :

i hate the current sitting pos . hate it . Hate it . HAte it . HATe it . HATE it .
Bitches in heat . args . Fcuk .
the fengshui there is bad . Super bad . hATe it .

the harbringers of doom shall die !
crazy teachers . my shirt was a Little out and my socks a little low then this super nice NOT teacher - P - had to rant and rave at us ? get a life man . at this rate , her face will be the base of gazillions of gazillions of tic-tac-toes . Get it , it's wrinkles . she's a real sneak eh ? sure enjoys coming out of corners to lecture people . yawn . it's boring . your brains gone or smth ? prob hiding some sexually expletive stuff inside that's why there's no space for brains right ? yea , i'm right . you hv a big wrinkly butt , i suggest you iron them STAT !

sickening ! school sucks TOTALLy . no mercy is on . mental midgets with stunted cerebral growth enjoy picking on us to enjoy the teeny weeny bit of power they have . when i rule the world , i'll have them whipped and sent to factories to create human carcasses for the fun of it . no , maybe not , i'll stuff them into this huge unventilated room , they can breathe and rebreathe the same air till they suffocate . Cruel but NICe . they're a bunch of useless things put on earth for me to torment . they only waste my air . It's precious . Wasteful !

Fcuk ! darned person keeps calling my phone , he/she insists that i sent him/her a msg . i call that CRAZY . Fcuktarded imbecile with shit for brains .

eh . heh . can't find those pics . prob deleted them or smth . but i could have sworn they were somewhere in the com . this is bad . pray for me , pray i'll find them . i have to produce them tomorrow can ?

>>> the inability to take cabs cripples me <<<

aww . shucks .

recap
skipped trg . stiff muscles . Args .
slept till 10 ?
had brunch - spaghetti with gooey cheese . nice .
left for tuition .
rched home
out again for a long walk
home nt long ago .

i walked ! hAHA , not all the way though .
michel dropped me few houses away from my house .
anyway , parents not back . god knows what they doing .
so i'm safe . i didn't take cab wot , not i pay . hEH .

oya , my sis is back . she came back on sat morn . ytd , too agitated to mention it . hEH .

and tt's abt it . i decided that i shan't go out . half the time , i'm too tired to walk after the whole day out and yet i have to walk home ?! so play safe , no going out . unless i'm super hyper or smth or the cabbing ban is lifted then i'll go . hEH.

i have to dig for pics . it's for a super maluating reason . i shan't say it . it's embarassing ! Argsh . *blush attack*

.: You're a jellyfish-sucking mental midget :.

i'm 'banned' from cabbing .
ya , go ahead , scream Fcuk in that bitch's face .
hello , it's not as if it's a crime for me to take a cab ? shall i ban you from driving the metal clunk you call a car ? huh ? is it? is it a crime ? i guess you're afflicted with the most severe form of mental retardation . even if you're reading this , you aren't able to grasp the barest of what it is telling you . the ants are scurrying out of you cerebral department . hurry , stop them . you brain-dead freak .

Grotesque GargoyleS . i have no parents . they've been disowned . as a matter of fact , i don't have parents . this 2 kidnapped me to claim as thier own . they wanted a superbly intelligent daughter to show off to the rest of the world . i shall make them regret their thievery . i will shut down their life-support system in 5 seconds' time . UNLESS , they apologize .
5..
4..
3..
2..
1.. They're DEAD ! i've done a good deed . they should crown me King . i've rid the earth of 2 humans who do nothing but inhale oxygen and give out carbon dioxide . they're contributing to the greenhouse gases . they're harming this earth . they're a social menace . thank me , everyone .

I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them, on the whole, are items fit for the incinerator .

damn printer no ink . can't be bothered . just finished eng compo only . how pathtic . i hate this.

Argh !



this is so nice .

[If At First You Don't Succeed , Failure May Be Your Style]

checked results . and i am not pleased , i am not pleased . i shld hv counted . let the stupid sj girl get 8th position . darn ! i hate hypocrites . esp those that keep going i very long nv train , sure can't win then still can get into top 4 ! blah blah

i can't do english , don't hv the stupid paper . it's a freaky compo . yawn , boring . i decided to change skins like once a month ? nah , maybe when i'm sick of it ? oh gosh , i can't decide . shld the sch reimburse me for cab fare ? i think they shld . but they prob won't . Misers !

heh .

i'm StILL hungry . and i'm tired . and i'm still chlorinated . i'm off . i'm cross .

i just remembered something . i haven't bathe ! hAHA . i'm chlorinated

i don't know if she's back yet . hell . hunger pangs gone cos i'm eating CHOCS . heh

i'm hungry . but there's no one to cook for me . maid nt back yet

.: Whirlpool of Confusion-Depression :.

this is sad . no one for company till sch lets out . i raging mad ! thr's smth wrong with the prog order . how come 1500 a boys yest and 1500 b boys today ? Weirdos huh ? xw went back to sch . i cabbed home . was home like 30 or so mins ago ? i'm napping after this . i think it is unfair that they ring the bell to remind the 1500 swimmers that they are finishing and then for 400 they don't ring . hello , not all swimmers are good mathematicians k ? yes , i lost count . so i wasn't sure if there was another 100 or finished , so i let the sjc gal go first . she stopped . so did i . don't be smug , little girl , i coulda hv beaten u k ? there was so little people in the morn , thr will def be more later . not that i will be in the mood or have the time to go . i hate rg people , why so fast ? she kept saying very long never train , blah blah blah , then still can have a timing of 4:47:smth ! the next iming was 5 min+ . i'm feeling cheated .

Good luck to all of ya who still have events and thanks to those who wished me luck . must win .

perfect by nature
icons of self indulgence
just what we all need
more lies about a world
that never was and never will be
have you no shame don't you see me
you knw you've got everbody fooled
look here he comes now
bow down and stare with wonder
oh how we love you
no flaws when you're pretending
nut now i know he
never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed mw
and somehow you've got everybody fooled
without the mask where will you hide
can't find yourself lost in your lie
i know the truth now
and i know who you are
and i don't love you anymore

{Tears of yesteryear will never be forgiven nor forgotten }

July 2
aww . shucks . blogger conked up . 2 days alrdy . wth . ok .
so i shall blog on notepad then . watched the czech and greece match . omg .
greece so lucky !! hAHA . stupid nik . so now i shall only owe you 220 bucks . heh .
oh and for last match , no heavy stakes , i'm a -220 so must bet wisely .
betting $10 per goal . i bet greece win . i bet on them , they lucky so they win. hAHA
i am their lucky star . a v.big thank you to nik for asking me to bet on greece .
but it was pure luck . hope lady luck sides them ! heh . missed trg for this whole wk .
sunday must go alrdy . might do self-trg tml . if i can find someone .. eh .


July 3
tuition at 10 . and again at 3 . after that , dug snails and earthworms . we -me and bros- cooked them ! heh . with rice and tea . fun . real fun . hAHA , blogger conked out again . i loved the sizzling sounds the food produced .

.:Confusion and Depression at my doorstep:.
Today
went to kap macs for tea ? it was arnd 2 . won 200 yest . bet 50 with nik that greece will win . and greece won 1-0 . omg . hEHE . borrowed 20 from bro to bet and paid him back the same day ! home early (5+ or 4+) today . i am bleeding . i am so gonna foul up on sch ntls . meetg xw at gate . shucks . nv train for 2 wks or so ? this is bad . Sorry , my bad . hated coach so skipped many trgs . hEH . i deserve it huh ? i'm scarred . it hurts badly . i've new wounds all over . i'm sorry . really sorry . My bad . i'm at fault . yes , i am . i knw it now . *swears* a thousand gazillion sorries and it still doesn't change the pain huh ? believe me , i knw . it hurts but time will wash it away .

[ Laughter Hides My Sorrows ]
[ Charged Guilty . I while my time away behind bars ]

.: Bruised and Broken :.

oh . and as i was saying yesterday before i was so rudely interrupted by the darned black-out , THANKS A MILLION GAZILLION TIMES , ZOE! my saviour . omg . nik is so biased ! i asked (begged , implored) him to halve my debt but he always rudely brush it off with a no . then zoe ask him and he immediately agreed ! this is so unfair can . trained with her yest . thanks for the company . hope you didn't get into trouble with your teacher . :P thanks . love ya babe . hAHA .

my tuition teacher just finished swimming when the black-out occurred ! she was in the toilet then she say she thought the guards off the light or smth similar , oh and hAHA she screamed ! funny man . damned printer spoil la . can't print the sch ntls prog . yj say james swimming fly . i didn't see his name .. yet . :P
ohwells. print later lo.

hA . well . heck . it's time for a resurrection .. so WAKEY blog , WAkEY ! *grabs and shakes blog* i'm trying to revive my blog . it has fainted becos of the hazy hols . eH . hAHA . well . lotsa stuff happened . i'll forgo and forget the unpleasant unhappy nauseating crummy wretched afflicted melancholic (you get the idea) stuff that happened . it happened once too many though . *grimaces* hEh . wotever . i'm over it . hell . am i ? many things that have happened are beyond my (ok , OUR) control . we're hapless to do anything to prevent it from happeng . so DON"T GIVE A _______ (fill in the blanks . i'll prefer FCUK) ABOUT IT ! hEHE . at least try to , right ? :P

i'm trying to remember some of the good things that happen . *Looks up into the dark night sky , scratches head . Frowns* *Ta-Da . Blank* OMG , blank , how can it be blank ? ya , all the stupid stuff that shldnt hv happened clouded all the good stuff that happened . wth is wrong with the world . Damn haze , get away , you're clouding my vision . yes yes ok . i knw . i'll stop . yea , stop my bitching . i can assure you that will nv happen again . just a slip of the tongue . AHEMS .

OK , gd memos , come back . i hv nice chocs here . *tempts* hEh . went wild(x2) wet today . why do they use 2 wild ? it's dumb lo . i hate it . couldn't they have called it the wet wilderness or smth like that ? like wild wetness or wet wildness ? ya , ok , quit bitching , u monster inside my brain . stop forcing me to write such things . you evil demonic nefarious bonzo . * Struggles with the blazing opinionated inferno internally * ya , getting back the hang of blogging after all . *snaps fingers* back to topic . ohya , as i was saying , it was very hazy today . perfect weather . i tot it was gonna rain . :( the sidewinder is super duper funkiliciously cool . it's great fun . try it . knw wot ? wot ? i spent like 30-45 mins in the queue and the darned ride only lasted about 40 secs ? CRAPPISH ! played all except the slide thing . too many goddamned poseur freaks in frocks (it rhymes . sorta)in the Queue . it was real long . i swear . thr was like this (stretches hands apart 700 gaziliion times) many people . ya getting the idea right ? i tot you would . the shiok river wld be even more shioker if there weren't so many damned floats in it . i swear , those floats will drown you before the currents do . and the wave pool was having this comp i think . the waves were super huge and this guy was on a jetski doing stunts . NIce . but when we went to the wave pool , the waves were like so puny , even an ant wouldn't drown . i'm serious . When the jetskier was stunting(hEh) the waves were 5m high (or more) , it was also foaming! unfair right ?

i want to complain . i totally , utterly , fully , with-all-my-soul , hate hatE haTE hATE HATE resent resenT reseNT resENT reSENT rESENT RESENT uncle victor . such a biased fcuktarded freak-in-a-frock . i swear i'll do my own trg and i will nv go trg ever ever again . ASSHOLE!

i hope some kind soul wld donate money to me . i shall be eternally grateful . (if there is such a person : this is to her/him/them) You're the most charitable . you have the Kindest Soul . you are in the ranks of Mother Teresa , Princess Diana . You will be by God's side after death .

i still owe abt 400+ more . i hate you , nik . u tricked me into betting with you right? Arsepig . hEHE . and i hate my mama and papa cos they wldnt lent me money . and i hate Croatia , why nv tell me your skills so gd ? cldnt u hv scored just 1 goal and be happy with it ? and u darned England , you were losing your prowess right ? then just score 3 goals la ! make me lose money , u'd better pay me back . !!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm mad . it was so close lo . i swear i'll nv predict score anymore . i'll just bet win-lose can alrdy . win money so little , also not enough to cover my losses . most of all , i hate UEFA and Uncle Victor! ARGH . uGh .

May 27

.: Tootfcuks -> DEAD :.

bloody hell . super pissed now . stupid shoe thieves . i'll steal your oxygen .
why fight with me over the nike air force 1s ?
steal all the nice ones . just u wait . i'll hv my revenge .
tootfcuks . don't worry . company is on the way .
my mom dad bro are tootfcuks too . i hope my bro drowns in his fatty acids .
his brain has been corroded by the acid . oops . i forgot . he doesn't own one .
not since he was conceived . oh . that's too bad . but i don't care !
aren't you shoethieves glad for company ? more Tootfcuks to join you .
hAHA . go on . cheer . shout hurray .

HURRAY FOR TOOTFCUKS

so far i only failed amaths . 23/80 . nv get back eng and bio . tt's too bad .
but i don't care . pests . i use my pesticide to spray you .
PSST ! PSST ! PSST ! *plop* *plop* *plop*
down you go . yay . hAHA .

stef, tmr wot time is the game ? night i cant . aftnoon , i'll try .
i want those nike air force 1s . don't fight with me over them . u'll lose !
i need info . people, tell me if you knw of any place whr there are nike AF1s !
thnks ! love ya peeps .


p/s tell if only the AF1s are nice . if not , don't bother . i trust your judgements .
p/s sorry late entry . toofcuks (downstairs) offed the internet .
i'm gonna spray them too .
PSST ! *Aahhh..plop* (mum)
PSSt! *Aarrgghhh..plop* (dad)


Today
i can't go out . i'm poor . fcuking broke . i only have 30 cents . and i'm nt going to beg that bloody bitch for money . hear that bitch ! i don't care . i wont apologize or do anything similar . if i'm not going to go out then so be it . i'll just wait for people to come and treat me . if u don't give me money , i won't talk to u . yes , u're nth more than an ATM machine to me . i like my daddy and hate my mom . she's a tootfcuked bitch.

.: Tootfcuked :.

exams are over . got back results . satisfied with them . nt the best but considering the effort i put in , it's gd . hAHA . here , i'm predicting my results :


amaths : 18/80 . hmm . maybe nt tt bad . 26/80 ? or maybe worse?
biology: i don't knw how much it is upon . i guess 57% . gd enough
for me .
chemistry: 76% gd ah ?
chinese: 37.5/70 , 9/10 , 61/80 . high eh ?
emaths: 32/50 , 18/50 . overall pass
english: don't knw upon wot . i predict 65% or more .
geography: 22/30
ss: 28/44

so far , all the papers i got back got better than a pass . so , if you're proud of me , treat me eat coca . very long never eat alrdy . *drooling*
hAHA . oh . 1 more thing . the website has changed . add one 's' behind . yw's suggestion . thanks ya .


Bye bye ms teo . bon yoyage .

.: Pure and Distilled Hatred :.

i don't have the time to deal with people like you . i don't even know you . for goodness' sake , why the hell do you read my blog for ? pathetic loser . u wanta be me ? a million billion gazillion lifetimes later and you may start applying to my 500 dozens secretaries for a form . and even then , i doubt i'll let you be me ! they won't even give you a form . wot's your fcuking problem ? dya know me ? well , i don't knw you and i don't wanta knw you . so pls stop leaving your ugly tag msgs as me . cos i knw fer sure you don't have the same name as me ! Quit being such a fcuktarded poseur . if i ever find out who you are , you're gonnA DIE ! i'll drag your pigfaced ass to the Nile river and chop it off . this is just starting . the end is far away .


p/s : this blog is temporarily closed . that is , till i found out who the moron is .

.: Smiling Criminal :.

exams are sorta startg tomorrow . utter crap . fcuk . i have to study . don't i ? oh . and rmb van helsing and/or troy on sun at 1 can ? fcuk exams . movie more impt . hAHA .

i hate my mother . wot's the point of owning a car if you can't fetch your daughter back from sch ?

Man invented languages to satisfy his urge to complain .

Tootfcuk .