helloooo .
me patrick . you pig .
Xy brought me to sch today !
biology sucks .
it's like ...
TOTALLY BORING .
wonder how anyone can stand him .
incessant pro nagger champ .

Xy wants to know where the choc buffet is .
is it still available ?
where is it ?
what time does it open ?
she's going to bring me along .
yay . finally , an adventure .

oh .
and spongbob is going along too .
*mumbles*
the ever-optimistic person .
why can't he be in a blue funk ?

perhaps i should murder him .
Xy will be my accomplice ,
after all , she's my partner .
in everything .

we live under a stone
in Bikin Bottom
beside me lives squidward
img src="http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/toonroom/sponge/images/squidward.gif"
and beside squidward lives spongebob .

ain't it sweet ?
we are neighbours.



Surrender thy innocence .