Sunday, August 27, 2006

Sunday, August 13, 2006

1
.
.
.
2
.
.
.
3
.
.
.
dROOL!
and eat your heart out!
hAHAHAHA!





Friday, August 04, 2006

090806 - encroaches . it'll be here in 5 days! hAPPY 41st bDAY Singapore . the world is PINK= rED + wHITE this is the hotcake whom i groomed to be a star!
He's called the hOTSTAR .
He loves mAPLE .
He has joined the ranks of his stellar counterparts, namely xyisthepinkmenace!
the day of deprivation!
!NOITAVIRPED

teachers are mEAN mEAN mEAN!
isolation in chem is non-conducive learning .
why is he doing this!
it's mEAN .
it's eVIL ,
it's nASTY!

uGH! hORRID .

i don't get pink slip to go home!
and i really wasn't feeling fantastic .
it's UNFAIR!

i have no basic human rights .
well, fine!
im an alien being alienated .
WOTEVER!


. dlrow ytsan siht ni elpoep ytsan

Sunday, July 23, 2006

the fISH swims on Mos' table . it gets eATEN by XY . it swims in the HCl in a reddish-pink environment .
. yadot yzal yrev saw YX

xy went for interact yesterday morning .
it was very fun .
BUT the kids were very noisy .
they jumped on the child and ran all over the place .
they played pictionary and got very excited .
their prize was sweets and this made them happy .



!taht erongi
it sounds boring .

hMM, the mood to blog has dissipated because of the stupid LIZARD on the window!
gROSS underbelly . eeW .
uGH!

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Yrgna!

elpoep diputs

iiepmop dn2 a edam sah em ni llew amgam
AHAHAHAh

. dlrow bard siht ni yltaerg serugif ytidiputs
sseniraerd fo yad rehtona ecaf ot deen eht

figures like the need for half-eaten cheesecakes to be trashed
figures like the dunces of the universal classrooms
figures like the cookie crumbs on the floor
figures like the never-ending apathetic rush of commuters
figures like the rude brush past you
figures like the hard shove your brother gives you
figures like the tinny squeal of rubber against gravel .

it figures , totally .

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

heart thumping at 1000 beats per min!

im eating dinner in the living room and looked up to see a cat!
scared the living nightlights out of me!

i thought i saw something ...
it looked at me so weirdly, like im some show animal at the zoo
i was super frightened!

then it ran away when i stood up, WHEW!
scary stuff!

lifeguard dudettes are awesome fUN!
hAHA, when walk walk for HUGE floats .
lifeguards at fUN! swim at your own risk!
went robinsons, john little, og but dont hv !

lynette went tiong bahru to get and le jing sings a LOT!
thanks lynette!

giam, i'll scan the neopreens by this fri!
sorry ah =P

Saturday, July 01, 2006


oh man .
heart-wrenching!
brazil lost to ..gasp.. fRANCE!

barthez , u fool!
why why!
henry, behave!
dont anyhow score can?!

dARN, stop celebrating!
gERMANY, you're the one!
the chosen one to beat fRANCE!

the rEASON!
hAHAHA .
hAHA .
hA .

tALL people should play basketball instead .
go fight with yao ming better than fight portugese (=

hAHAHA .
england out .
peter crouch sucks .
it all went downhill when rooney got red-carded .
wasted!?

Sunday, June 25, 2006

240606 12:58am
awW .
can someone inspire me to study?
i've done gp (the right word)!
hAHA, yea dudette!
nice start huh?
yea, nice .
gp on mon now then start!
im such a hardwoking dudette !
*pat my head (=
shucks - i cant stand myself!
why is XY so uninspired?
incomparable can!
i have attractive saliva!
the insects just love falling into my SBSP cup!
it doesn't feel like 1am . feels more like 10pm .
missing part of me!

Saturday, June 17, 2006

i'm scared .
darn darn scared .

now's the 18th of june .
failed in my study attempts again . AGAIN!

xy is a freaking lazy wORMhead .

i've only got 8 days left to revise .
whAT!

xy, pls buck up.
pls love studying .





thank you .

Monday, April 17, 2006

oh gosh .
im crying!
in lieu of school .
i can't stand it anymore .

shucks .
just ate 1/2 a bar of cadbury's rum and raisin ..
BUT it doesn't make me hAPPY .
im darn sad now .

GP test tmrw, math on wed .
i can't freaking understand math !
i want go overseas study man .

:(

Friday, April 07, 2006

Day i took chem test . was sad, SUPER sad . i couldn't do nor complete the paper . oh no! on this day (060406-terrible thursday) , i was really depressed . i felt super dumb :( incompetent!
this was taken at ________. if you knw the ans, sHH .
my nicenice bRELLA after a walk in the rain! hAHA .
the basic building blocks!
bANANAhULA skirt . it's HIP!
Lastly, Squiddy! i drew him . hAHA . this one of the nicest!

yes! done by me . hAHAH
Got stabbed by pocky choc today .
gRR .
Uniform's dirty now .
hAHA .

went shopshop with mel!
she's tanner than me now!
gosh .
i'd better do something about it .
*mumbles mumbles*

hAD subway for 'tea' today .
it's healthy!
hAHA , so ya .

i snack way too much!
xy is weak-willed .
oh no!

ohya . i shall post the plateface pic later :P

Sunday, April 02, 2006

- A nonsensical DAY -

im irritated!
im tired!
im lazy!( although i dont want to be :( ! )
and i got a pimple to top it off!

uGH .

i am so NOT in control of my body .
*sobs*
saddening huh?

brain to legs: go run
legs: alright
xy: no!

in lazy mode .

A zZZ brain cannot accomplish anything .
A RIP brain can never accomplish anything .

Monday, March 20, 2006



oh . i drew this today .

hAHAHA .

gosh . today's really boring .

ohya . and i took KI diagnostic test . hmm .

let's just say the test was interesting? yea :P

Heinz conundrum . wotever that means . (",)

hAHAHAHAHA . it's really boring .

look at what im doing . u'll knw im going nuts .

uGH :( uhm . no, definitely not good .

hELP . i want to live normally !

shucks . forgot intro .

alright .

Everyone, this is WORMY .

he's born of the bored creative gel from XY's brain on march 20, 2006 .

he's soft .

he's funny .

he has one tooth .

he has pink eyes .

he's quite nice .

Wednesday, March 15, 2006



See . those nasty emerald beetles should be BEJEWELLED .

I think they'll make nice pendants . hEE .

Insolent creatures! now, mR banana peel's angry! GRRR

I am proficient in both 华文 and english .

Animals in the zoo have live in nanoexistence .
People go there to gawk at them .
They have no visible reciprocal actions .

unlike me!
they CANNOT be proficient in both 华文和英文!


/ ___/ \___
\ /
\ XY /
/ ^ / / \ \

*(It's a star in case you have nanoimagination)

Ok . New Member!
This is Mr Banana Peel . He's from Innova JC's fruit store!
hAHAHA .

Let me introduce to you, Mr Smiley Hotcake!
He was born on Dec 2, 2005 at 10:59 am at Beauty World MacDonalds .
this is Mr Bitten Smiley Taco . (Or Mr BST)!

hAHAHAHA .

Saturday, March 11, 2006

hAHAHA .
today's the sunday in this entire year that i woke up this freaking late!
gosh!
hAHA .

The Reptilian Study
saw a pair of lizards playing catching on the tree .
maybe male chase female?
well yea, something like that .
Female ran up far away .
Male started doing 'pushups'? (looked like he was laughing in glee!)
woah .
after that, he did his pushup thing again but looked like he was banging his head against the tree!
ahhA . the spoils of rejection .

Female LIZARD power!
woohoo!
ok . out for lunch . :)

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

today's 9 march .
gosh .
haven't been blogging for super long .
hEE .
im at acjc now .
everyon'e saying the O1's more fun .
O2 only lasted for 2 days .
1st day all talks .
darn boring .
2nd day met the rest of my og mates .
played games .
pretty fun :)

uhm .
yup .
i hate polarbear dogs!

Friday, January 27, 2006

hi!
XY's back!

oh man .
hEE .
today's just darn funnily weirdly emotional highs and dips and swings.
am i making sense?
ok, fine, whatever!
i don't care!

hAHA .
well, today started off at causeway .
cold storage no stock!
ntuc bt panjang no stock!
stockless supermarts,
how nice!

the halalness of halal
1 . halal is defined as cannot touch pork .
then are my hands halal?

and in baking,
we are making losses!
ugh .
$10 as uniform price for 1 box of any cookies just cannot make it!
we're making losses!
be business-savvy ok?
remember, always be profitminded!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

hmm .
people replace horses and 'gallop' around the 'track'(i have no idea what to call it)
hAHA .

This year X-country will be at turf city .
there got spectator stand and stuff .
think the competitors will feel damn weird.
*i'm kinda glad that i'm not going to run*
hEE .

A reminder to S'pore Pools,
NO betting allowed(strictly)!

hAHA .

i hate irresponsible cowardly supposed-to-be-postkeeping-but-went-to-slack people!
made me late .
made me broke .
ugh!

Saturday, January 14, 2006

ahhA .
loved class.
today it was super funny.
who's red-blooded?
please acknowledge.

oh no .
dark chocolate making my digestive system overwork .
im going to shit chocolatey poo!

the answer's everyone!

Friday, January 13, 2006

ugh .
freaking raging battle in the right brain .
my brain cells are at war using sticks and stones!

my head super heavy nuts .
argh!
crappy man .

track was ok today .
uh, kinda fun?
yea .
distance was twice what we did on wed .
hAHA .
but at least got complete .
woohoo .
yuwen and i approached the VP to ask her not to lock the side gates so early.
they locked it like before 6?

crappy nuts .
went out thru the main entrance .
ground was super muddy .
someone said it was like KAMPUNG school!
i agree . ahhA .

darn climacool holey shoes let in all the mud and stuff .
my white and orange socks turned brown .
aww , YUCKY!

i hate hate HATE .

Saturday, November 26, 2005

woohoo.
hAHA.
such a long time since i last blogged.
i think it has been (wot?) 3 months?

hAHA .
whatever.
anyway, the good thing is I"M BACK NOW!
so, don't miss me. (',')

like my skin?
nice ah?
manda did for me.
so sweet can!

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

hA . free therapy.
thanks girl.
be prepared to answer those questions can?
if you're reading this, i want those questions answered extensively.
Not just superficial dismissal.
can?


Mere Existence
I'm hindering you.
It's kind of like those shows where everyone mills around you, with a purpose, a destiny.
And where's mine?
It's like Lost in translation or something?
it kinda sucks actually.
Wastage, yes.

i need substantiation.
i am not two-dimensional.
i have matter.
i am not a flat being.

Monday, July 04, 2005

:.Little red rectangle lost in a sea of yellow spongel. :

this sucks .
i am going to boycott citycab (yellow) if i cannot recover my phone.
Irresponsible driver!
Should check if customers left stuff behind right?!
oh, and SB sucks!

aches man .
lost contact with my people.
aRGH!

i'm so pissed.
darn!

i hate it!
why!
why?
WHY!?

Darn customer-after-me,
you suck~you had better return me the numbers in my phone. keep the phone for all i care. just give me the numbers! el cheapo! fancy stealing a star's phone. may you remain like that all your life-an irate theiving baboon!May you be caught red-assed! this is your next-to-last warning. my patience is wearing thin, you'd better wise up.

Signed,
The Victim-who-hates-redasses-like-you

NATIONWIDE PLEA/APPEAL (neighbouring countries included)

To all, if you spot a red rectangle with a keypad with numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 0, please return it to me. it has stickers of an ugly yellow sponge and a humongously cute pink star on the back. You will have my gratitude - serious! it's reward enough right?
also, pls spread this around. i want whoever who pocketed the phone to be shamed in this tiny little country. i will find you.

to people (dudes and dudettes), email me your no. i'm gonna back it up in my com. Let's hope there's no e-viral epidemic.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

man.
i miss the quietness of sg!
the honking is still resounding outside.
shanghai is a super noisy place.
i mean like the shanghainese use their horns at every opportunity they get.
sickening can?
the traffic is horrid too.
people can't cross at zebra crossings, cars honk at them too.
at traffic lights, cars are so rude! they even honk at them(at me)!
i mean, it's legal crossing and all, right?
cars don't own the entire place.
SO RUDE!
on the way to the service apartment, i saw a decibel meter!
Serious!
Even the government has realised that shanghai is far too noisy.
Let's pray that this honking does not persist too much.

Today, i got very fed up and tsked everyone who 'offended' me.
i scolded the drivers for not being gracious enough to allow me to cross.
i scolded them too when they tried to take away my right of crossing at zebra crossings and traffic lights.
i scolded people who bumped into me and did not apologize.
i mean, an 'excuse me' very expensive ah?
no right!
A 'sorry' is also free!

And i'm generalising cos like the majority are all pretty rude.
it may be that they are used to this kind of behaviour.
and i'm not used to it.
but whatever it is, it is still rude.
my apologies to the POLITE shanghainese.

oh, another thing i detest.
people leaving their DNA on the ground.
i mean, don't need to leave your id everywhere la.
keep it with you, in your mouth can?

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Town is not the only place to be.
So stop crowding it!

typical S mentality.
orchard rocks?
I know there are sales going on.
Sales are all over this nation, i hope you know that.
but seriously, honestly, there's no need to be in town everyday.
that's why the authorities introduced more ERp gantries-
to curb this herd mentality.

Forget the 'There's safety in numbers' theory.
It's not true.

Picture this.
Stadium crowded with people.
A fire breaks out.
People rush to exits.
-they go about this by playing 'Follow the Leader'
-*What If the Leader gets lost?

*The followers die in the flames too.
-during emergencies, no one is going to bother about you.
they'll save their own skins first.
you either escape (praise God!) or you get roasted(sad.) or you get trampled(aWw!)

so chances of being unscathed is only 1/3!


Will you agree it's definitely wiser to do something based on your own intuition and intellect?
i'm sure you do.


Monday, April 25, 2005

hmm .
Conducted a people expt on fri.
Entitled the "Smiles" Expt.
Results: Ultra-neg.
Horriblest.
DEpressing.
Not 1 stranger smiled back.
Why?
Why are Sporeans so unfriendly?
Or specifically CCk Sporeans.
weird huh?
Even the little ones didn't reciprocate my smiles.
Got me depressed a little.

I'm an Official Bubbler.
=)
My bubbles brought playground kids happiness(i hope) and fun!
i have done a good deed.

Cut my hair.
No kick this time
ain't fun

saw the moon this morn.
super huge.
super yellow
super nice

hmm, i'm craving for brownies now.
esp the secret recipe one.
so warm .
so gooey.
so chocolatey.

quit daydreaming!
start studying!
i shall start at 11.
but i'll prob procastinate.
that is wrong.
what happened to my titanium-willed determination?

ah.
ok i got to start soon .
i know that.
but it'll be later. ok?!
don't pressurize LA!

Friday, April 15, 2005

Life proceeds along at an unhurried pace, ignoring the pleas of the ticking clock.

Life surges ahead, robbing everyone of their precious youth, oblivious to the plaintive cries of vain coxcombs.

I feel that I have literary talent.
Hmm . Do you not agree?
hAHA .

Time is no indication of intelligence, experience is.

Ok. I have no idea what is up with my 'quotish' ways.
Eh .

I'm sick .
So..
What you waiting for?
Be sick!
I want company in my misery .
hAHA .
yes, you are absolutely right!
I am a tyrant.
Since, i demand you be sick, be sick!
Sickliness demands company.

Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!
Be sick!

Goal: 10 points and below for L1R5. Absolutely no exceptions. :)
Motivation: Patrick, Patrick and Patrick!

That's my aim .
Make no mistake about it.
There's an alternative to it though .
It will not come into revalation as yet and is just one of my back-up plans .

I can hear dull thuds within me.
Each thud brings forth closure of cells.
All pathogens, parasites, germs, viruses are officially barred.
The brain (central govt) has decreed so.
So, STAY OUT!
All trespassers will be prosecuted.
Troops of marching soldiers (leucocytes AKA phagocytes) are ready to do battle.
They are equipped with the latest technology (phagocytosis) to combat you.

hAHAHA .
You know what?
At this moment, I am feeling enriched with nutrients.
This aids growth and repair of all my cells, esp my brain cells.
It serves as an explanation for my intelligence, eh?

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

So many things to do and so little time .
uh , ok , I admit it is rather cliched.
hAHA .

Caught the lightning today .
So amazing.
I got the photos .
hA .
nice man !
Honestly, it was great.

I hate noises.
People should learn to appreciate the quiet splendour of silence.
I am serious.
There is pure noise pollution everywhere.
I hate it.
It is purely disgusting.
I accept soft noises but not Sounds Above 80 Decibels.
That is not acceptable.

Unbearable.
You know what?
I have so many things to blog about.
But, suddenly, I cannot remember what they are exactly and why i want to blog about them and .. (if i remember, which one to blog first).
Ah , one of it is about the accident i witnessed on Saturday.
Another one is do with nonsensical english gibberish (otherwise known as homework).
Some people are just too much .

I HATE PEOPLE LORDING OVER ME.
Do not give me too much homework .
Life is meant to be appreciated !

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Aww . Great!
Don't you just love teachers?
I mean they way they bombard you with homework, demanding it to be handed in in such a short time, depriving you of sleep?
Yeah, it's so sweet of them.
I MUST learn to appreciate it.
Thanks ah !

Seriously, they're worse than bosses.
At least your boss will not 'brag' about your accomplishments to your parents.
See, teachers are SOO MUCH nicer.

*puking for the million zillion gazillionth time*
AwW, please, SPARE ME !

Some people are just so heartless.
Irksome can !
Horrid.

Here I am, being sleep-deprived, and there all you people are, SLEEPING!
Do you know how irritating it is?
WAKE UP, all of you .
I demand it.
If I cannot sleep, then neither can you.
esp those who put me in this predicament.
WAKE UP!


Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Prison: A place for the confinement of persons in lawful detention, especially persons convicted of crimes.

That's the treatment I received this afternoon.
But, it was UNLAWFUL DETENTION.
There was no cca for me.
But I was DEMANDED to go search for 2 unavailable(prob dead) people to verify it.
I attempted to do just that.
But, I could NOT find them.
Tell me, is there justice?

Like, is it my fault that I cannot find them?
Instead of sadistically gloating over the plight of students who cannnot leave school, make an attempt to HELP the student locate the teacher.
It is said that one should not bottle up one's problems.
Well, I mentioned my problems, which were shrugged off.
It is also said that teachers are here to help us.
Now, i have to SEVERELY DISAGREE with that statement.
How can the teachers help us when they are so helpless?
They live in a world of their own sick twisted imagination and dream of drowning and smothering students with tons of homework.
They delight at seeing the students struggling with their labourious load.
This is the undeveloped puny mind of the stupid.
They do not understand compassion.
In their little world, only bestiality subsists.
They seek to persecute all that they do not understand.
*Understandable. How could their spatial mentality permit them to accomodate such vast (ahem) information?

Still, this is no excuse to detain me in school.
It is downright criminal.
Deprived of freedom, I seek an alternate route to rid frustration.
It is unhealthy to bottle up these emotions.
Now, I see the connection between the rising number of people who require psychiatric and psychological treatment and this.
I'm sure all of you see why.
Impressionable young ones ... horrible teachers with inhumane qualities?
It's pretty obvious.
Inobvious only if you are one of them, hateful things.

Whatever happened to the once-just, once-humane society I once belonged to and lived in?
Did it vanish?
Was I stuck in a vacuum all this while, suspended in timeless spaces and the world just evolved leaving me dumbstruck?
No.
Plankton is at work.
He attempts to control the mind of teachers and force us to bend to his will.
I will not.
Never.
Patrick shall triumph.
AGAIN and AGAIN.

So, people, I'm hoping to justify my measures.
This is not a BIASED piece of eminent writing.
It is the nondiscriminatory truth.
I am hapless to change the ways of this world.
This is my gift to the next generation.
No, it is not a gift, I'm merely passing the current burdens onto the next batch.
Let's hope they will be promising people.
This shall go down in history.
Historians, pen up please.
Ok, you may begin.

I am no longer angry.
Instead, I see both sides of the coin and realise the plight of the teachers.
Thus, I try to not blame them.
I'm being fair.

I was caught in the rain.
Sad, I cried as it got bigger.
Big splats fell on me.
None of this would have happened had I been released earlier.
it is unfair.
But I am not complaining.
I am contemplating .. something.
It is best left unmentioned.
I shall know who is at fault should I grow up one of the twisted rejects, shunned by all.

I want them to know they have failed in their responsibilities.
I want them to bear this shame and regret.
And forever be unable to shrug it off.
Eyes will be looking and fingers pointing at the scum of society who brought the supporting pillar down .
And ruined the lives of many who could have been protected by this impartial discerning and perceptive individual with STARlike qualities.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Hmm .
How shall I phrase this?
Ok , fine, here it goes.
There 's as earthworm-y thing in the toilet.
But thing is, it's not moving.
So, it's really difficult to judge if it's real.

*Suspicions arising*
Who's the prankster?

Ok, truth is, I'm not sure about it either.
How could it have appeared in the toilet?
EA?
*(EA refers to Earthworm Airlines.)
hmmph .
i like binjai crest and chancery residences.
Pools!
Privacy!
Patrick!
People!
Playgrounds!
Patrick!

hAHA .
It's really nice .
Trust me on that .

What is it with homework anyway?
Why do the teachers keep giving?
What's their problem?

Time is precious
and not to be wasted on doing unrequited homework .
You don't see teachers appreciating the stuff i do .
And that's not just because they have no taste,
they are just jealous of my outstanding work .

My grievances have yet to be redressed though .
This is just a complaint, and an extremely short one.
But one should not air dirty laundry in public.
This I know, but i'm not the one with dirty laundry.
*ahems*

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Is blogger down?they could not publish my majestic, highly sought-after #1 international bestselling entries.
dated March 17, 2005 at 11:37 PMBlog entry 2
Love gw.
This is a secret.
Same rule applies.
GW sells Patrick, Spongebob, Squidward and Sandy!
Awesome!
hAHA .
Saddening.
I was cashless.
I shall be a saver, not a splurger.
I shall go again asap.
Warning!No one is allowed to touch MY Patrick.
There's only 4 or so left.
Whoever touches him shall answer to my fist.
I am being very serious.
So, leave them alone.
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
dated 17 March 2005 at 12:32 AM Blog entry 3
This is something that can withstand the tumultous test of time.
The 'something' is my faith.
I trust .
I believe.
I commit.
I acknowledge.
I seek.
I understand.
I'm a little lost and confused.
But I refuse to be intimidated.
Instead my faith will guide me through this deep, dark, dangerous, monster-infested trench. And thus will I see the light again .
Thank you .




Today's svc was absolute funnies.
Hilarious, i tell you !
It was really enjoyable.
I learnt a lot.
It does not matter what people intend, it depends on how you perceive it.
There's training tomorrow.
Better get some shut-eye.
The same goes for all you Awakers out there.
SLEEP!
hAHA.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

love gw.
there's this shop that sells patrick, spongebob, sandy and squidward!
i'm going to buy all 4 of them . (*they will be bought in the order listed above)
maybe i can find their houses too!

hAHA .
This is a warning.
No one is to buy Patrick from that shop .
Hmm, there's like only 4 left i think .
People, i've warned.
HANDS OFF !
love gw.
there's this shop that sells patrick, spongebob, sandy and squidward!
i'm going to buy all 4 of them . (*they will be bought in the order listed above)
maybe i can find their houses too!

hAHA .
This is a warning.
No one is to buy Patrick from that shop .
Hmm, there's like only 4 left i think .
People, i've warned.
HANDS OFF !
Mean and Mad

What is it with teachers and punctuality?
Why is it that they can release people(students) late and yet demand that students be on time for school ?
And if the student is late, he/she will get detention or some other from of punishment. BUT, the teachers can release pupils at their whim and yet not have anything done to them to let them realise their mistake.
I suggest that MOE dock the pay of teachers who do so. Teachers are NEVER hardworking, and if you meet one who is, THAT is a fcuking MIRACLE.
Hmm, so like for every minute they release the students late, dock a dollar or 50 cents.
Through this, they can understand the crux of their mistake.
And, that is ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... ....... .......

What! You even need me to tell you this?
*disgust evident*
Well, that is, they will realise that for the world to function, things should be fairer.
HOWEVER, nothing in this world is absolutely fair.
There is no perfection.
Thus, I do not expect everything to be VERY FAIR .
But, there should be an attempt to bring equilibrium to fairness.
And this can be accomplished by the abovementioned ways.
I do not deny there are other ways.
Feel free to voice your opinions with Mr Tharman S.
I dare say they will be appreciated.


hA .

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

why must this happen ?
FCUKING NONSENSE !


Blood fizzing with bubbles of absolute rage.
This absolutely sucks .
Why now, now of all times?
I hate it.
HATE HATE HATE !

*A thunderous look of disgust* flashed .
*Screaming bloody murder*
How is it possible?

Why?
Why?
Why?

Answer me!
Can someone please just answer me?!

ARGHH
ARGH

I am in a horrendous mood now.
Please avert your eyes.
And, please leave .
Don't intrude in on me.
Or, I shall wreak you too.

Yes, you're learning.
Once again, the big fat 'X' comes into use.
Use it, and wisely, by pressing it now.

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

guess what?
what?

March 17 is St Patrick's Day!
same day SBSP the movie comes out !
awesome eh ?
hAHA .
yea . i knw .
it's the ultimate .
blisterised .
and it's a big one too .

regrets regrets and more regrets!
awful decision .
serious regret that will leave me scarred !
awww .

hurr .
1. patrick
2. star
3. patrick star
4. bikini bottom
5. rock
6. patrick star
7. the pink menace

this is a secret .
leave if you ain't given the all-clear to be privy to this.
eavesdropping is illegal
and punishable by law .
so?
what you waiting for?
click the big 'X' at the top right hand corner.
good .
now , bye.
cya.
hAHA .

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .


the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !



11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .


the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !



11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .


the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !



11 more days and counting !

how cool does this sound?
' XY passed her amaths '

hAHA . sadly, it isn't ....true.





ya right !
hAHA .
I'm kidding !
i MORE THAN PASSED !

failed geog and the teacher ought to be ashamed of himself instead of still being so autocratic .
what a coxcomb .
ugh . hA .
i have a thorough disliking for effeminate people .

vanity lies in the eyes of me!
yea, so whoever i say is vain is VAIN!

ah but i should hold my tongue because the reason i failed is because i did not finish studying .
so yea patrick star , stop pointing fingers at others and do a reality check and notice that you're only PARTIALLY (3%) WRONG.
hAHA , BLAME AWAY . you've got the right to do so .


the essence of today's entry is just to .. hmm.. let's see .
to brag?
nah .
to bitch ?
nah .
to proclaim the rights and wrongs?
close.
to justify my claims for righteousness for bad deeds done to me?
BINGO !



Wednesday, March 02, 2005

shrunken .
saddening .
sombre .
sudden .

severe .
sickening .
sedated .
senseless .


solitude .
sass .
sagacious .
aSSeS, aSSeS!

this is utter nonsense .
ugh .
everyone's so sad.

i seek to uncover the layered Patrick .
layer of skin, muscleS,fats,cells,bones,soul 1,soul2,soul3,soul4,soul5,soul6,soul7,starfish membrane,etc.

noway will i allow you to dissect patrick!
dream on!

people are just so stupid and sickening .
leave me .
yes, i'm dismissing you .
OUT! DUMB! ugh .

much as i hate it, i love it.
you MUST cower under my reign.

disgusted.
behave yourself .
rude .
i refuse to be intimidated.
don't ever try it again .
and don't touch me .

i hate it.
detestable

Monday, February 28, 2005

smothered .

man . whew . saddening .

hAHA .
im so fed up .
ain't i?
nonsense .

this isn't me .
this is my split personality talking .
help!

Friday, February 11, 2005

smell that .
that is the smell of discovery .

hate crowds .
hate theatres .
hate ps .
hate sickening people .
*esp those who like to linger at a table after meals .

it's SOO irritating .
these people are those who :
have no social life
have no self-confidence
have 'BELITTLE ME' written all over their faces
have low morale
get a feeling of satisfaction from being able to sit in the seat .
(which is ultimately lame)
have the constant need to have people look up to them to boost their insignificantly minute confidence .
will bring about S'pore's downfall with their cowardly ways .

Spore should be thankful that these people fill about 60-70% of the population . the rest, is made up of brilliant dilligent eminent significant people with astounding intelligence and of good calibre ... LIKE ME .

bought SBSP THE MOVIE storybook .
hAHA.
..." said Patrick in his sweet, dopey voice . (pg 12; line 13)
Ahha . that's me ! i have a sweet dopey voice !
GOOFY GOOBER ROCKS !

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

h
A
P
P
Y ����������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������������
h
A
P
P
Y

C
h
I
N
E
S
E

N
E
W

Y
E
A
R
!

D
O
E
S

T
h
I
S

L
O
O
K

N
I
C
E
?

hAHA .
it's troublesome .
so prob not
hey people ,
enjoy the new year .
rock on!
collect as many angbaos as you can
and eat as much as you want.
it's the new year !

people , take care.
im sick
whew .
wake up !
everyone!
its morning alrdy !

Saturday, February 05, 2005

i am super tired. FCUK ok ? i slhldn't be doing this . i can't help it . FCUK fuck Fcuk fuck .

no use . i foresee myself being tired for the nxt 2 wks .

i am so dead

i need strength .

God, help .

i feel tired, shrunken in a tiny seed .

tt's why the font is tiny .

u didn't get it right .
right ?

hAHA . i need rest .

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

No giant can stop me.

i am the giantest giant. i am a giant. i shall blog in giant font. it's fitting.

my birthday was on the 1st of feb. today is the 3rd. (in real context) i feel old. auntie ancient. sweet 16? i prefer sour 16. hAHA .

being sour 16 reminds that Os are this year, reminds me that i am 16, reminds me that i am old, reminds me that i can legally watch NC16 shows, reminds me that i am old, reminds me that i can officially go clubbing(not that i will), reminds me that i am old.

alcohol kills your brain cells, not mine. i am sagacious, not foolish.

yes, i am OFFICIALLY old . you youngsters out there, ARE YOUNG. i am wiser, you are not .

ok done. being old=being wise.
i like. i am old=i am wise.
therefore, i am old.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Corporate Imposter

today's words will be in small print cos i feel small

depressing . blisters and ankle pain .
not worth it .
but i shall persevere .

God will help me .
Praise God .

cramming PJ and going to say 'bye' to papa later .
c'mon, u can do it.
ya, nonsense, of cos i can la.

hAHA .

Friday, January 28, 2005

oreo cheesecake tastes SO good .

hAHA . truth is , regular blogging is not fun .
i admit my mistake .
it was a grave one .
no kick .

now , i shall be random blogger .
a whole new beginning .
you will nv know when i'll pop out .
man , i love this .
ooh .
so mysterious eh ?
*in trenchcoat and shades and sherlock holmes hat*

hAHA .
keep up the gd work then .
i love oreo cheesecake !

last note aka final warning .
no rip-offs from my blog .
i hate it when ppl steal others' ideas .
so facetious .
use your own ideas if you want others to respect you .
that's what brains are for: creative thinking .
(ie, if you didn't knw)
brains were created by God for humans to use this machine to process their thoughts .
and no , no one blames you if this machine fails .
if that machine of yours fails , that's saddening .
i'll be so kind as to let you rip-off my blog.
BUT only if your machine is no longer functioning.
no malfunctions or whatsoever either.
the copyright law applies ok ?
ya , i'll be watching .
so , beware .

Thursday, January 20, 2005

i"M so FREAKING DISGUSTED .

i saw a partially naked woman .
her ass sags !
OMG .
i'm close to puking.
ugh . gross!

she's super bitchy .
went sauna .
then i opened the door .
she was:either come in or get out
i stared .
she exposed her mammary glands .
those sagged too .
i need to wash my eyes.

man .
then she stood up to leave .
the towel fell off !
i shut my eyes .
i think i have nightmares tonight.
help!

Monday, January 17, 2005

hi all.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

year 2005

how's everyone? am i going to be condemned becos i haven't been blogging? don't put me in blog jail! argh! hAHA. patrick has gone back to bikini bottom wait spongebob. they had to look after their stuff when the tsunami wrecked Asia. (*they were also holidaying in phuket) spongebob went back to look after gary; patrick was a good friend, he went with spongebob.

got a new waterbottle. yesh, but this one's yellow! it's of spongebob la. shu got it for me. thank u! hAHA. it's spill-proof, yellow, and for ages 12 months+. so i can use it cos i'm 15x12+11=191 months.

svc today was gd. a lot of (+)ve messages. v. gd.

i still can't decide to go for the biathlon or the asean cup.

asean cup can skip sch 2 days only, mich is going, steph not cfm, xw don't think she going. asean cup like got a lot of swimmers(v fast ones) going, may not hv air tix back, i'll only be an extra commodity when i'm thr. and the killer trg is killing me? but it sounds fun le. attractive. and i only want to sit sq, no mas, no garuda. picky la but nvm. and got subsidies.
chances of gog: 67.77%

biathlon got mixed relay, mini, relay, full.
mixed: i swim , guy run
mini: swim 800m run 5km
relay:i swim, girl run
full: obvious

shu say she interested. i also think rather interesting. hE. she may take part with me. tt's gd. it'll be in sg. but i can't skip sch. dl training. but gt challenges tt i can overcome (easily?) gd stuff is tt most swimmers at asean cup so i can don't compete with them ! hAHA ! then i can be the one to swim, someone else run, v easy, i like. !! and tis yr Os too.

tml(today, sun) steph say she gog then i gog la, i guess. i'm nervy. ah. the choices are soo damn tempting. and it's so funny.


Wednesday, November 24, 2004

ah . haven't touched the computer for such a long while. hey babe , missed me ? heh .
don't ask me abt my days . they've been horrid. i'm not naming names since i'm NOT referring to anyone in particular . arhgh . just sickening .

i knw i can't say others since i'm not an early bird .. but at least apologise for being late . i do that . it ain't that tough to say 'sorry' . just 1 word , 1 syllable , 1 phrase , 1 sentence . it ain't thAT TOUGH .

leaving for nz on thurs , those whom i seldom see and want souvenirs, pls tell me . my love extends to you too. heh . v well then , cya all sometime.

Sunday, October 17, 2004

Speechless Gloom

hah . my bad for not blogging . it has lost its charm somewhat . yes ; it's boring . hAHA . prob may have its charm renewed though .

are you ready kids ?
aye aye patrick .

patrick to the rescue says : i'm bored . entertain me . pls . i'm saying pls . now don't push your luck . that's it . i'm mad . i'm gonna strangle your krabby patty .

ok enough of the redundant crap . seriously , i hv nothing to blog abt .

exams ? ok . sure . exams are just excuses for teachers to show that they have taught .
student does badly , teacher shrugs shoulder says he/she wasn't listening .
hey man , assume responsibility la .
exams are a waste of time . take my word for it .

yes , THEY ReALly ARE A WAStE OF TIME . totally redundant .
ok fine . wot's with me and redundant ?
i hv no idea either .
hAH .

patrick to the rescue says : i will kill the teachers' krabby patties !

how i wish to live under the sea . omg . i hv lost my touch . really i hv . i'm now another stick-in-the-mud . DESTROYED

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Aug 31

unable to access my accnt .
WHY !?
how the hell would i knw ?

We: i take offence at being made to sit out in the hot sun and being entertained/boredenized (dep on how you see it) by a bunch of wacky clowns.


Xy: what is wrong with the teachers' arses ?
made of gold ?
nah . prob piles. (which affect the old)
you don't see me acting all high and mighty demanding to sit on a chair do you ?
Cos , 1) i'm NOT old .
2) i DON'T have piles


Patrick: Well, anyway, Xy got back her crucifixion chair with the flower on it .
good for her .
people have no business going about taking her chair .
do they ?
ya , so mind your own business , nosy parkers .




Sep 1
'lunched' at sushi tei .
was wondering why the cab fare was only 7.20 .
it's like weird .
something wrong with the meter .
zoe's bday , so she treated .
and i never even got her a gift .
sorry . *blushes*
shall get it soon . chocs k ?
Thank you anyway .

after that
went her house
she asked want play tennis
i said sure
she said cool
then she said oh no , you have to leave
i said why
she said she had a family party
i said ok, then i go home
she said sorry and she paid for my cab fare.
Ah , so nice .
sweet girl
any nicer and i'll fall in love with her man .
heh .
kidding la .

Patrick: uh, i , uh, forgot .
he put my disciple in for 200 im
victor , u maniac , u suck !

Xy: ya , fcuk , like i'm going to swim like that .
you go patrick ! starfish rocks !




Today

sch sucked .
out for english .
didn't do compre .
i cldn't believe it .
dc actually called herself a bitch .
hA . so true .
it's like totally true .
and she such a hypocrite ,
keep saying that this ain't personal .
if this is not biasedness , then wot is ?

dl is a fcuking fat thief .
just can't get enough of my eminence ,
he stole my table .
crap .
want to be like me than say so la ,
what for so sneaky ?
i leave alrdy then steal my table .
trying to snatch patrick away from me right ?
haha .
you will NEVER succeed .
cos you're just such a darn fcukedup failure in all that you ever attempt to do ..
PATHETIC !
you're so pathetic even the ants pity you and not steal your food .
you're so pathetic that people don't even give you a second glance for fear of you wanting to be like them !
do you know all the people in this world regard you with contempt , all cos of your pathetic efforts to make yourself seen and heard and known .
you're just looking for fame ,
you want to be known as the one who likes patrick .
so you're trying to get rid of me ,
but know this ,
patrick is mine ,
NEVER yours !

Patrick: XY IS DARNED RIGHT ! i hate you to the core .
trying to rid my disciple , dream on !
i'll only belong to her and no one else !
even if she's gone ,
no one can replace her .
so u little plankton-like seal ,
run ,
as far away as possible .
or else sandy will have your balls .




Monday, August 30, 2004

helloooo .
me patrick . you pig .
Xy brought me to sch today !
biology sucks .
it's like ...
TOTALLY BORING .
wonder how anyone can stand him .
incessant pro nagger champ .

Xy wants to know where the choc buffet is .
is it still available ?
where is it ?
what time does it open ?
she's going to bring me along .
yay . finally , an adventure .

oh .
and spongbob is going along too .
*mumbles*
the ever-optimistic person .
why can't he be in a blue funk ?

perhaps i should murder him .
Xy will be my accomplice ,
after all , she's my partner .
in everything .

we live under a stone
in Bikin Bottom
beside me lives squidward
img src="http://www.nickelodeon.com.au/toonroom/sponge/images/squidward.gif"
and beside squidward lives spongebob .

ain't it sweet ?
we are neighbours.



Surrender thy innocence .

Sunday, August 29, 2004

hello everybody .
this is the
unrivalled
unchallenged
intellect
Patrick Star .

fellow blogist King Xy has handed the reins of this blog to me .
she wants to say that I (Pat Star) ROCKS !

oohh . so sweet ain't it ?
heh .
fellow blogist Xy had fun today .
she played squash in the morning !
ahem . w/o me AGAIN!
then she studied at reading rm .
with a certain australian animal .
can you guess ?
Correct !
Excellent !
Marvelous !
Intelligent !

i'm not one to be stingy with my praises .
in fact , i'm v generous with it .
heh .

Don't do anything fishy .
i'm watching !


http://www.spongezone.net/pictures/patrick/eyes.jpg">


Friday, August 27, 2004

Hi everybody .
this blog now belongs to :
Patrick Star (PhD in pathology)

Address me as Dr Star .
i will be glad to answer all queries .

today , my disciple went to sch .
she forgot to bring me along !
i was left in her mom's car .
Never mind .
i forgive her .
she felt that sch was crappy .
i feel sorry for her .
imagine having to endure such crap from teachers .
sigh .

when she came home ,
she was tired .
she bathed .
and went to sleep .
woke up at 615 .
she had trg .
it was tough .
she has a competition on sept 5 .
i will be cheering for her . yAY!
all the best !

she has something to tell everyone .
it goes like this :
I CAN'T PLEASE EVERYONE

everbody, be kind .
go watch spongebob on nickelodeon .
don't disturb her .
she wants to study .
ok?

whoever defies me ,
will have a squidward nose .
so ...

Walking down this road of grey ,
are many sights that i dread .

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Life is a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews and no one has anything to do or clean or fabricate.

by Patrick Star
Philosopher
Starfish


Having hiccups .
gosh .
this is bad .
nonsensical .
preposterous rubbish .
i will protest .
i will remain resolute .

i don't make sense to myself either .
so don't ask why .

my train of thought has gone off the tracks .


Monday, August 23, 2004

Retardation Rocking The House

heh . emaths and bio test tomorrow .
my mother is biased .
uh . these 2 don't make sense right ?
hA . wotever .
i can't please everyone !
(not referring to anyone in particular)
heh . you know who i'm talking about .
you , yes you , the irritant !
ok , this is crap .
but i really can't please everybody .

*sighs*
Total ignorance is bliss .
how true .
if i don't make sense , you know why .

comp on sep 5 right ?
hEH .
madness .
hAHA .
embarassment .
but who cares ?
i shall make the utmost of my embarassment .
it's so fun!
yay .

this is the day of your death .
byebye .
i shall look down to see your face when i enter heaven .


Thursday, August 19, 2004

changed template . heh . are you lonely , need company ?

*Drumroll* Introducing Patrick Star , the companion everyone desires !






hEh .
692 steps to home
it's time to change this skin . ain't it ? shall do so now . ciao .

Saturday, August 14, 2004

Are you feeling neglected ?
Then there's nothing for me to say .
Sorry old fella , wasn't intentional .
just wasn't in the mood .
you undersatnd right ?
heh . glad you do .
omg , i'm losing my touch .
shucks